Kokichi: WHOO ITS MY BIRTHDAY!
Me: WHOOO ITS KOKICHI'S BIRTHDAY!
Shuichi: happy birthday Kokichi
Kokichi: Thank you Shuichi
Me: all your friends are here
Kokichi: yay my friends!
Me: I asked Kirumi to make you cake
Kokichi: yay cake from mom!
Everyone: Happy birthday Kokichi!
Me: is it any coincidence that your birthday is in pride month?
Kokichi: God-
Angie: YOU MEAN ATUA
Kokichi: *sigh* ATUA just sent me out gay
Me: gay before you were born
Kokichi: you know it
Me: so how the whole thing with your harem going
Kokichi: well pregame me ain't doing so well with the whole "everybody is either a psychopath or dead" thing (I'm looking at you echo) but besides that I'm ok
Makoto: oh you guys talking about Ouma~Kuns harem
Me: yeah
Kokichi: fuckingEchooverheremekingmefuckevryone-
Me: I hear ya
Makoto: ?
Byakuya: MAKOTO GET OVER HERE
Me: looks like the gay is calling
Kokichi: quite literally
Makoto: hehe...
And so all of the Danganronpa cast members gathered together and celebrated Author~Chan's favorite gremlin whom she loves so very much. So much that she bought a fucking pillow of him and a pillow of Shuichi like the goddamn lame ass weeb she is. And they all lived Happily ever after
Bonus:
Shuichi: I'll give you one thing, whatever you want
Kokichi: a Kiss!
Shuichi: *blushing* a-a-a k-kiss?! I-I thought you w-would've asked f-for Panta
Kokichi: why would I ask for something o love when I can ask to fulfill my dreams... C'mon Saihara~Chan you promised!
Shuichi: o-okay
*and they smooched for a long time*
*the next morning*
Kokichi: SAIHARA~CHAAAANNNNN MY BUTTTTT HUUUURRRRRTTTTSSSS I TOLD YOU YOU WERE TO BIG!
Shuichi: b-but I stretched you out properly and used a lot of lube
Me: so you guys fucked?
Shuichi and Kokichi: AH!
Kokichi: oh it's just Author~Chan
Shuichi: oh ok than
Me: ...
Kokichi: ...
Shuichi: ...
Shuichi: WAIT HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE-
(A/N): I'm sorry I'm so late for his birthday I was really really busy with a show I had, visiting my grandmother in the hospital, going out for dinner with my family, school cuz I still have that, and I was really really tired. But like here it's here now. Now I have to go get ready for school-