Stephen: Hosuh, get down from there.
Husoh: [atop the refrigerator] MY NAME IS HUSOH AND YOU WILL RESPECT SUCH TITLE
Daniel: ...How did this come about?
Stephen: I didn't end my Ouija Board session properly on purpose for the clicks.
Daniel: Why would we make a video about Hosuh getting POSSESSED?
Stephen: For the clicks! Anyway, help me make Hosuh not possessed. I'm gonna get the camera. [leaves the kitchen]
. . .
Daniel: Hi Hosuh-demon.
Husoh: [UNHOLY SCREECHING]
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Daniel: Okay, maybe God will help.
Stephen: Uhhh. Praise the lord and let us eat bread, hallelujah?
Daniel: No, that's not even...! [SIGH] I meant like, holy water, or something.
Stephen: Thing is, Stephen is God, and I'm doing all I can so fuck you.
Husoh: God isn't real.
Stephen: No one asked for your opinion, supposed demon inhabiting my friend's body.
Daniel: If God isn't real, how are YOU real, huh?
Husoh:
Stephen:
Daniel:
Husoh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stephen: YOU MADE IT UPSET! NOW IT'S GONNA LIKE... Eat the couch? I don't know...
Husoh: AAAAAActually I'm on an iron diet.
Daniel: ...Like, iron or--
Husoh: [eating a fork]
Daniel: NO WAIT YOU'RE STILL IN HOSUH'S HUMAN BODY STOP--
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Stephen: ...Maybe if we ask it nicely.
Daniel: Stephen. It's a demon.
Stephen: Demons probably appreciate manners. You'd think I'd know, but I don't.
Daniel: Yeah, because you're hell to put up with.
Stephen: AH, see, this is why I don't hate you.
Daniel: Not why we're friends--?
Stephen: I know what I said.
. . .
Stephen: Now go convince the demon to give Hosuh back!
Daniel: ...Hey demon--
Husoh: [death glare]
Daniel: I MEAN Husoh, can you maybe... Stop inhabiting our friend's body?
Husoh: Oh. Sure, why didn't you just say so?
Daniel: Wait, really?
Husoh: Yeah! This body will go unconscious but once that's over with your friend will be back, no worries! [passes the FUCK out]
Stephen: IT WAS THAT EASY?!
Daniel: We should've just done that first...
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Daniel: Oh Hosuh, how you feeling--?
Hosuh: I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING AND NOTHING AT THE VERY SAME TIME. I COULD FEEL YEARS PASS. I WAS AIR.
Daniel: ...So--
Hosuh: DANIEL I WAS ＡＩＲ
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am i the first person to flip hosuh's name backwards and make him a demon it's the equivalent of markiplier to darkiplier really but what does it matter it's husoh time
ok i wrote all of that above at like 4am it's 1pm now THE NEW VIDEO WAS SO GOOD im hype for part 2