Rainy Days

By hamm725

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Jordan Reel lived a perfectly ordinary life, even if he could control the weather and water. Then the Umbrel... More

Rainy Days
Prologue
act one;
Chapter One: The Umbrella Academy Shows Up in The Backyard
Chapter Two: Awkward in the Bedroom
Chapter Three: Friday Morning Sucks Worse Than Klaus
Chapter Four: Freaking Exchange Student
Chapter Five: Vanya is Upset (Understatement of the Year)
Chapter Six: Ron Steps On a Butterfly
Chapter Seven: Food and Storytime: The Best Combination
Chapter Eight: Did Not Say to Drug Her
Chapter Nine: Brotherly Bonding; Whoop-Whoop
Chapter Ten: Saturday Night (feat. Tate)
Chapter Eleven: Saturday Night (feat. Tate) Continues To Suck
Chapter Twelve: The Commission Can Take a Chill Pill
Chapter Thirteen: Sex, Drugs Etc. (AKA Klaus)
Chapter Fourteen: Goodbye, Ron; Hello, Wish-For-Death
Chapter Fifteen: Vanya / Butterfly Identification Books
Chapter Sixteen: Sunday
Chapter Seventeen: Magic to Walmart
Chapter Eighteen: Red-Eyed Woman
Chapter Nineteen: Whoopsie-Doopsie?
Chapter Twenty: Apple Pieeeeee
Chapter Twenty-One: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter Twenty-Two: Kissy-Kissy-Cheesy-Wheezey
Chapter Twenty-Three: Mistakes? Never Heard of Them. I'm Perfect
Chapter Twenty-Four: Vanya, Vanya-Eat The Pie!
Chapter Twenty-Five: Mondays Suckkkkk
Chapter Twenty-Six: Superheros Are Idiots Sometimes (AKA What Happened...
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honestly? I Don't Know
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Plans, Plans, And Look! Even More Plans!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hug It Out, Bros
Chapter Thirty: Tuesday Morning
Chapter Thirty-One: Taco Tuesday, Anyone?
Chapter Thirty-Two: I Am Bad At Naming Chapters, I Apologize
Chapter Thirty-Three: Wheels on The Bus
Chapter Thirty-Four: Wow Billie That's Not Suspicious
Chapter Thirty-Five: What's This, What's This? Jordan's Bein A...
Chapter Thirty-Six: As An Afterthought, Diego Can Hold His Own
act two;
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Five Is Kinda Stupid
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We Have Left Diego
Chapter Thirty-Nine: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Forty: Jordan Wakes Up and Cries
Chapter Forty-One: Discovering That Diego Isn't a Liar
Chapter Forty-Two: *singing* Have to Leave, Have to Leave, Wait...
Chapter Forty-Three: Klaus Peed, Allison Leaves, and Jordie Meets the Parents
Chapter Forty-Four: Hey Diego Are You Okay? / Moms Are Cool...
Chapter Forty-Five: Cats Are Cool, But Monkeys Are Magnificent (@ Pogo)
Chapter Forty-Six: Knight In Dirty Clothes
Chapter Forty-Seven: No, Diego, No! / Five, You Stupid Child / They're Just Fine
Chapter Forty-Eight: This One Is Alllllll About Jordie & Fivey, Our Smol Beans
Chapter Forty-Nine: Back to Diego, Our Kraken of a Guy / Man, He Needs a Hug
Chapter Fifty: Fordan? Jive? Whatever, They Have A Talk And Kiss A Little
Chapter Fifty-One: Click Those Heels, Dorothy
Chapter Fifty-Three: Back To Some Other Important Kiddos
Chapter Fifty-Four: So Close, So Far
Chapter Fifty-Five: Man, Everyone Is Trying to Kill Jordie and Five
Chapter Fifty-Six: Die, Die - SHIT NOT REALLY S H I T
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Gotta Save Friends and Hide Their Bodies
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Run Run Run Ooos
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Damn Ron
Chapter Sixty: Tate & Ron & All These Famous People
Chapter Sixty-One: Waking Jordie Up
Chapter Sixty-Two: Saturday Mornin' / Diego & Phrankie & Park
Chapter Sixty-Three: So, This Is, Like, Terrible
Chapter Sixty-Four: Jordan🥰 / Ron😢
Chapter Sixty-Five: Plans, Plans, And Look! More Plans: The Sequel
Chapter Sixty-Six: No, You Don't Need Your Eyes Checked, It's Just More Plans!
Chapter Sixty-Seven: L-O-V-E Spells-Hey, What Do You Think You're Doing?
act three;
Chapter Sixty-Eight: And We Start The Descent Into Hell (What A Nice Place)
Chapter Sixty-Nine: LOL 69
Chapter Seventy: *Gasps in French, German, Spanish...
Chapter Seventy-One: Diego! Diego! Diego-Diego-Diego-Diego! And Ben!
Chapter Seventy-Two: Diego, What The Hell
Chapter Seventy-Three: o.O
Chapter Seventy-Four: I Probably Wanna Leave, Hehe
Chapter Seventy-Five: Tate to The Rescue
Chapter Seventy-Six: Diego & Ronald / Tate's Arrival
Chapter Seventy-Seven: IT'S TATE OMG TATE WE LUV U
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tate & Ron Leave / Luther is Trying His Best
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Park! ParK! PaRk! PARKKKKKKK! (And Ryan?)
Chapter Eighty: DanCe ParTy!!1!1!1!!!!!!11
Chapter Eighty-One: RecKoniNG TimE, BiLliE YoU StuPiD DummY!!!!!
Chapter Eighty-Two: Bro Even I Don't Know What's Happening and I Wrote It
Chapter Eighty-Three: I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing I'm Sorryyyy
Chapter Eighty-Four: S T O N K S
Chapter Eighty-Five: w a t
Chapter Eighty-Six: The Old Man
! announcement !

Chapter Fifty-Two: Hey Jordie's Drunk and I High-Key Wanna Die

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By hamm725






[the golden crown speakeasy's janitor closet, new york city–late thursday night]








FIVE HUFFED angrily and crossed his arms as Jordan collapsed onto a cot. "You are such a bitch sometimes!"

"Me? I'm the bitch?" Jordan seethed, getting to his feet. He swayed a bit and Five presses his lips together, hating how much taller Jordan was. "You're the one who–who doesn't let me in on anything, who forgets I'm there, who lets people call me a whore! If anyone's a bitch, it's you, Five!"

"I was trying to protect you!" Five said through gritted teeth. "Teegan and Suzie are dangerous. They didn't get fired just because they where going to try and kill Lincoln. They where trying to do so much more. They where going to do some Bonnie and Clyde shit. Their plan was to hunt down famous people—Julius Caesar, Hitler, Arthur Conan Doyle, Mark Zuckerburg–"

"Who the hell is Mark Zuckerburg?"

"He's the guy that made–you know what, it doesn't matter!" Five stomped his foot like a toddler. "They where planning on fucking time up beyond repair. I found their plan and turned them in. I mean, sure, I wanna change time but not to that extent. Suzie and Teegan figured out that I was the one that got them exiled, and they've been pissed off since. It's been decades since then, Jordan, and I don't want them to have a reason to kill you. Because they already want too, Jordan."

"I don't care!" Jordan said, his voice cracking. "I just..." he trailed off, wiping tears harshly from his eyes.

"What, Jordan? You just what?"

"It's just that...I don't know," Jordan sighed heavily. "I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything."

Five frowned. Shit. Oh, shit. Jordan was crying. Suzie was right, he was an angry-emotional drunk. Fuck. He needed to help, he's been to mean, should've done this lighter. But he had too, right, because Teegan and Suzie had to think that he wasn't important.

"What...do you wanna talk about anything?" Five said. Jordan looked down at him, his hazel-honey eyes covered in tears.

"No," Jordan mumbled, sniffling like a grandpa with a cold. "I don't wanna talk."

Fives skin crawled. Fucking Christ, did he need to learn how to comfort people. Maybe colleges taught a class. Could he even take college classes?

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. I don't wanna talk to you." Jordan snapped, falling back onto the cot. He rolled to his side and faced the wall, sniffling.

Five sighed. Fuck. He fucked everything up. Shit.

"Jordan?" He whispered. The other boy made a small grunting sound. "There's only one bed."

Jordan huffed and scooted over. Five sighed again and crawled onto the bed, backs touching.

"I hate you," Jordan muttered.

"Okay."

"You're mean and rude and an asshole."

"True."

"And you have very pretty eyes."

"...thank you?"

"They're like meadows. Like in the movies, where people are always playing in valleys? That shade of green. All sunshine-y and loving. Except yours aren't super loving, they're colder. Like diamonds. But green."

Five rolled over so that he was facing Jordan's back. "You are a weird drunk."

"Thank you." Jordan said, pouty.

"How did you not realize that was alcohol?" Five wondered.

"I don't know, Five. It's New York. I'm from Sun Creek. I figured their water was weird."

Five laughed. Jordan rolled over to face him.

Hesitantly, Jordan lifted a hand and started running his fingers through Five's hair. "You're very pretty, Five."

"I think you're pretty too, Jordie."

"I'm not. I'm ugly."

"Why do you think that?" Five frowned, placing a hand on his cheek. Jordan pressed his lips together and continued playing with his hair.

"I'm fat. Like a–like a pig."

"What?" Five moved so that he was leaning on one elbow. Jordan's hand fell limp to his side as he stared up at the other boy. "You're not."

"I weigh 134 pounds. I'm fat."

"No you're not! Where'd you even get that idea?"

"There's no idea about it, Five. I'm fat." Jordan lifted up his rose tee, pointing to his skinny hip. Five felt his heart go cold; Jordan's ribs where prominent, sticking out like knives. Sure, Jordan hadn't eaten much lately, but they'd all been stressed out. Five figured that was it. He'd hoped that was it.

"See? Fat." Jordan pinched his minuscule amount of flab.

"Jordan Arthur Reel—"

"You remember my middle name?"

"Yes, now be quiet while I make you feel better. Jordan Arthur Reel, you are the farthest thing from fat. You're too skinny to be healthy, and I'm mad that I didn't notice it before. If–if you wanna lose weight, there are better ways to do it than just...not eating."

"They don't work for me, Five. I've tried them." Jordan whispered.

"Once we're back home, Jordan, we can talk about it more." Five said. "Allison was an actress, Diego lived in a gym; one of them can help. And if they can't? We'll find someone else. But Jordie, listen to me," Five took one hand and grabbed Jordan's face, running a thumb over his freckles. "You're not fat. And even if you feel fat? You're still beautiful."

Jordan smiled. He leaned up and kissed Five's nose. "Sure thing, babe."

Five flushed. Jordan giggled and then collapsed back onto the cot, closing his eyes. Five sighed in exasperation, laying back down. Jordan huffed and rolled around until they were spooning.

Five figured his face was gonna burn alive as Jordan nestled his face into his neck and wrapped his arms around his stomach, mumbling something he couldn't hear.

Eventually, though, he fell asleep.




~



Teegan rolled his eyes. Suzie leaned her head on his shoulder, staring down at the two boys.

"What d'ya think, Tee? Shouldn't we just get rid of 'em?"

"No. Five hasn't figured it out yet."

"He always was a dumbass." Suzie scoffed. Teegan turned his head and looked down at his sister, brushing an affectionate kiss on her temple.

"He just doesn't wanna see us as the enemy. But he will."

Teegan moved so that he was hovering right over the two cuddling boys. "I'm going to fuck you over, Five Hargreeves. You and your precious little boyfriend. Fucking fag."

"Hey now," Suzie scowled. "I'm a 'fucking fag' as well."

"Suzie. Shut up and go smoke a cigarette or something."

Suzie scoffed but left, already lighting a cigarette.

Carefully, Teegan stroked Fives face. "Soon, baby, you'll be dead as a doorknob."

Five shivered in his sleep and snuggled closer to Jordan, who, in turn, tightened his grip on the others waist.

Teegan got to his feet and stormed out.




























A/N:
ayyyyyy more jive
gotta love that
the next few chapters are going to be very focused on Jordie and Five as well :) :)
AND i was wondering (mostly because of my friend who don't stop trying to get my writing out there – thx bro) would you guys be interested in a one-shot book? I've written a few Stranger Things and IT one-shots, and they're not super good but they exist so yeah
anyways, i don't wanna go to school (it's the first day of high school for me) but i hope you all have a lovely day!!!!!!!!!

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