Daniel: I have good news and bad news, which do you want to hear first?
Hosuh: Good news--
Stephen: BAD NEWS.
Daniel: Okay, so the bad news is that for a video idea we were gonna do I couldn't find enough nsfw fanworks.
Hosuh: daniel this isn't in the script you gave us
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Stephen: BAD NEWS.
Daniel: Okay, so the bad news is that I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass.
Hosuh: DANIEL, VERY JOKE, MUCH HAHA, BUT THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT YOU GAVE US
Daniel: HOSUH DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BIT IS? CAN YOU COMMIT TO THE BIT?
Hosuh: FIRST, you come in the call, the script was sent over discord, EVERYTHING WAS FINE...
Daniel: I'm sorry, WHO is the channel named after? Tell me WHO.
Stephen: See, it's funny because you're both committing to the bit.
Hosuh&Daniel: SHUT UP STEPHEN
Stephen: ...I'll just go fuck myself then.
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Stephen: BAD NEWS.
Daniel: The bad news is that the deadline on this merch litem-- item--
Hosuh: Oh my god...
Stephen: DANIEL you can't read your own SCRIPT?! You weren't even making a joke this time!
Daniel: I'M VERBALLY DYSLEXIC, STEPHEN
Stephen: THAT DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST--
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Stephen: BAD NEWS.
Daniel: The bad news is I'm deleting the channel as we speak and you're all coming down with me.
Hosuh: You're not.
. . .
Hosuh: WAIT ACTUALLY???
Stephen: Hosuh, he's trying to provoke you to cry.
Daniel: Okay, let's do the actual script, for real.
Stephen: YES, for the love of god.
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Stephen: BAD NEWS.
Daniel: The bad news is that Nyan Cat is falling off the face of the internet and it's up to us to prevent Nyan-Extinction.
Hosuh: OH MY GOD WHEN WILL WE EVER DO THE DAMN SCRIPT--