Rainy Days

By hamm725

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Jordan Reel lived a perfectly ordinary life, even if he could control the weather and water. Then the Umbrel... More

Rainy Days
Prologue
act one;
Chapter One: The Umbrella Academy Shows Up in The Backyard
Chapter Two: Awkward in the Bedroom
Chapter Three: Friday Morning Sucks Worse Than Klaus
Chapter Four: Freaking Exchange Student
Chapter Five: Vanya is Upset (Understatement of the Year)
Chapter Six: Ron Steps On a Butterfly
Chapter Seven: Food and Storytime: The Best Combination
Chapter Eight: Did Not Say to Drug Her
Chapter Nine: Brotherly Bonding; Whoop-Whoop
Chapter Ten: Saturday Night (feat. Tate)
Chapter Eleven: Saturday Night (feat. Tate) Continues To Suck
Chapter Twelve: The Commission Can Take a Chill Pill
Chapter Thirteen: Sex, Drugs Etc. (AKA Klaus)
Chapter Fourteen: Goodbye, Ron; Hello, Wish-For-Death
Chapter Fifteen: Vanya / Butterfly Identification Books
Chapter Sixteen: Sunday
Chapter Seventeen: Magic to Walmart
Chapter Eighteen: Red-Eyed Woman
Chapter Nineteen: Whoopsie-Doopsie?
Chapter Twenty: Apple Pieeeeee
Chapter Twenty-One: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter Twenty-Two: Kissy-Kissy-Cheesy-Wheezey
Chapter Twenty-Three: Mistakes? Never Heard of Them. I'm Perfect
Chapter Twenty-Four: Vanya, Vanya-Eat The Pie!
Chapter Twenty-Five: Mondays Suckkkkk
Chapter Twenty-Six: Superheros Are Idiots Sometimes (AKA What Happened...
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honestly? I Don't Know
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Plans, Plans, And Look! Even More Plans!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hug It Out, Bros
Chapter Thirty: Tuesday Morning
Chapter Thirty-One: Taco Tuesday, Anyone?
Chapter Thirty-Two: I Am Bad At Naming Chapters, I Apologize
Chapter Thirty-Three: Wheels on The Bus
Chapter Thirty-Four: Wow Billie That's Not Suspicious
Chapter Thirty-Five: What's This, What's This? Jordan's Bein A...
Chapter Thirty-Six: As An Afterthought, Diego Can Hold His Own
act two;
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Five Is Kinda Stupid
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We Have Left Diego
Chapter Thirty-Nine: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Forty: Jordan Wakes Up and Cries
Chapter Forty-One: Discovering That Diego Isn't a Liar
Chapter Forty-Two: *singing* Have to Leave, Have to Leave, Wait...
Chapter Forty-Three: Klaus Peed, Allison Leaves, and Jordie Meets the Parents
Chapter Forty-Four: Hey Diego Are You Okay? / Moms Are Cool...
Chapter Forty-Five: Cats Are Cool, But Monkeys Are Magnificent (@ Pogo)
Chapter Forty-Six: Knight In Dirty Clothes
Chapter Forty-Seven: No, Diego, No! / Five, You Stupid Child / They're Just Fine
Chapter Forty-Nine: Back to Diego, Our Kraken of a Guy / Man, He Needs a Hug
Chapter Fifty: Fordan? Jive? Whatever, They Have A Talk And Kiss A Little
Chapter Fifty-One: Click Those Heels, Dorothy
Chapter Fifty-Two: Hey Jordie's Drunk and I High-Key Wanna Die
Chapter Fifty-Three: Back To Some Other Important Kiddos
Chapter Fifty-Four: So Close, So Far
Chapter Fifty-Five: Man, Everyone Is Trying to Kill Jordie and Five
Chapter Fifty-Six: Die, Die - SHIT NOT REALLY S H I T
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Gotta Save Friends and Hide Their Bodies
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Run Run Run Ooos
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Damn Ron
Chapter Sixty: Tate & Ron & All These Famous People
Chapter Sixty-One: Waking Jordie Up
Chapter Sixty-Two: Saturday Mornin' / Diego & Phrankie & Park
Chapter Sixty-Three: So, This Is, Like, Terrible
Chapter Sixty-Four: Jordan🥰 / Ron😢
Chapter Sixty-Five: Plans, Plans, And Look! More Plans: The Sequel
Chapter Sixty-Six: No, You Don't Need Your Eyes Checked, It's Just More Plans!
Chapter Sixty-Seven: L-O-V-E Spells-Hey, What Do You Think You're Doing?
act three;
Chapter Sixty-Eight: And We Start The Descent Into Hell (What A Nice Place)
Chapter Sixty-Nine: LOL 69
Chapter Seventy: *Gasps in French, German, Spanish...
Chapter Seventy-One: Diego! Diego! Diego-Diego-Diego-Diego! And Ben!
Chapter Seventy-Two: Diego, What The Hell
Chapter Seventy-Three: o.O
Chapter Seventy-Four: I Probably Wanna Leave, Hehe
Chapter Seventy-Five: Tate to The Rescue
Chapter Seventy-Six: Diego & Ronald / Tate's Arrival
Chapter Seventy-Seven: IT'S TATE OMG TATE WE LUV U
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tate & Ron Leave / Luther is Trying His Best
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Park! ParK! PaRk! PARKKKKKKK! (And Ryan?)
Chapter Eighty: DanCe ParTy!!1!1!1!!!!!!11
Chapter Eighty-One: RecKoniNG TimE, BiLliE YoU StuPiD DummY!!!!!
Chapter Eighty-Two: Bro Even I Don't Know What's Happening and I Wrote It
Chapter Eighty-Three: I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing I'm Sorryyyy
Chapter Eighty-Four: S T O N K S
Chapter Eighty-Five: w a t
Chapter Eighty-Six: The Old Man
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Chapter Forty-Eight: This One Is Alllllll About Jordie & Fivey, Our Smol Beans

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By hamm725




[outside griddy's donut shop–thursday, midday]





"FIVE!" JORDAN shouted, running forwards. He himself fell, unsteady on his feet. His knees lost skin, and blood welled up. Jordan didn't even notice; he was more concerned about the ghastly shade Five's skin was. "Five?"

"Oh my God!" someone shrieked. Jordan's head whirled around to see a middle-aged woman in a waitress uniform, her eyes wide and hand over her heart. A garbage bag had fallen from her grip and lay on the concrete.

"Sorry, we didn't mean to intrude on your alley," Jordan blurted.

"What? No! Are you two alright?" The woman rushed ahead, bending down and pressing her hand against Five's forehead. Jordan was tense, his hand curling around the other boy's wrist.

"Yeah, we're fine."

"No, you're not! Come inside, please. We close early Sunday's anyways." The woman stood up, brushing her skirt off. "Wait just a moment."

Jordan waited until the door swung shut. Then, he wrapped Five's arm around his neck and struggled to his feet, a few drops of blood trickling down his leg. He winced at the pain that seemed to come from everywhere—he still hadn't completely recovered from using his powers to much two days ago—but then the lady came back.

"Please, come inside. I'll take a look at your friend and we can call someone."

"No," Jordan said.

"What?"

"We can't call anyone. We can't." Jordan was tapping his foot anxiously, looking for somewhere to run. There really wasn't anyplace to go; he was trapped. Five was unconscious.

Fuck.

"That's fine. Just...please, come inside." she pleaded.

Under normal circumstances, Jordan wouldn't go inside the shop. If a middle-aged anyone is asking you to hop inside their closed restaurant, it's normally a flashing red stop sign.

Except, Five looks like he might be dying. Jordan feels like it himself.

"Okay," he gives in, and the woman's face relaxes with relief. She holds the door open for Jordan, and it closes behind them with a pleasant twinkle of a bell.







~{}~






Jordan watches her carefully as she walks over, one hand resting protectively on Five's head; the boy was laying on a booth, his head resting in Jordan's lap. He hadn't woken up yet.

"Here," she says, placing a ornate plate with a fluffy donut in front of him. "I know it's not healthy, but..." she waves around helplessly. It's true; the donut shop is filled with the treats. It's not a huge surprise.

"It's fine," Jordan mumbles, and he starts to nibble the treat. The amount of calories in donuts seemed to scream at him. It was too much.

His stomach grumbled.

"I'm Agnes," the woman said. She stared at him expectantly.

"Uh, I'm...Jake. This is...Fred." Jordan sighs at himself; of course the only names he can think of are fucking Jake and Fred. Who the hell names their kid Fred nowadays?

"Are you sure?" Agnes arches an eyebrow. Jordan nods and takes a small bite out of the donut.

"So, Jake, can you tell me about what happened to you and Fred here?"

Jordan stayed quiet while he thought of an answer that didn't involve talking monkeys, moms, evil dads, and being held captive in your own house. Oh, and the whole Commission-Tried-To-Kill-Us, because then that leads into the apocalypse, and then that reveals a bunch of stuff Jordan isn't in the mood to explain to Agnes.

"We got in a fight," Jordan said. Agnes uttered little oh. "Yeah," he went on. "It–It was going well, and then, uh, they started winning? They knocked Fi–Fred out, and now we're here."

"That's rather simple," Agnes replied. "Why don't we call your parents, and then see if they'd like you and little Fred here taken to the hospital."

"No!" Jordan jumped a little, and Agnes gave him a Look. "I mean, I don't know their numbers."

"Oh," Agnes adjusted her skirt. "Then, please let me just take you to the hospital."

"We can't do that either, ma'am."

"Why not?"

Jordan didn't answer. Agnes huffed.

"Fine, then. You can stay here for a couple of hours, and if you haven't decided to go to the hospital, then I can't make you. But I'd highly recommend it. I have to go clean up." Agnes left, disappearing into the back.

Jordan sighed in relief, looking down at Five. He thought of Sleeping Beauty; with a scoff at the absurd thought, he leaned down and brushed his lips against the other's.

Nothing happened, of course. Jordan sighed again and muttered a sorry to the other boy before running his fingers through his hair.

He really just needed a nap; the sleep he'd gotten at the Hargreeves, although one of the best he'd ever had, was restless and wary. Grace's vagueness at the murder of the nannies freaked him out.

Eventually, he fell asleep, his head resting on the back of the booth. His mouth opened slightly, one hand resting in Five's.

Agnes sighed from behind the counter and started wiping down the tables.


























A/N:

it's agnes!! yay!!

anywho, sorry this chapter was pretty short. i hope you liked it anyways, though. i mean, agnes showed up! woohoo!!

have a lovely day!!

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