A/N: I was a little bit tipsy and my inner voices told me: "Hey bitch, what about you write a oneshot"
So here I am
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It was a peaceful night for the Quinx Squad. After a long ass day of working their butts off at the CCG, it was finally time to rest
But a certain person had something else in mind
[Y/N] [L/N] is a hard working ghoul investigator, a really smart one, someone who's got the looks and kind
No one would ever doubt them or say that they were a bad person
Not until today
When they got in their room
And took out a box hidden in the closet
"I need to do it" they thought. "I know I'm selfish, but it's for my own good. I know I promised I'll never do it again..."
They opened the box with shaky hands and took out of it a small plastic bag that contained some green stuff
Exactly
It was...
Weed
[Y/N] carefully rolled the cigarette and shortly after, they placed it between their lips and lighted it
They took their first smoke and they already felt like they were slowly going to heaven
Working at the CCG was no easy task, so easing their nerves once in a while with weed felt like God literally patted their head
1 smoke...
2 smokes...
3 smokes...
They already felt like the whole world was so happy right now
And no one could interrupt it--
"Yo, [Y/N]!" Saiko suddenly slammed the door open as you flinched. "Do you wanna--"
You looked at her
She looked at you
None of you saying a word
"Saiko, please don't tell anyone--"
"Pass the blunt or Maman finds out"
"E-eh?"
Time skip
"Yooooo" Saiko said while laughing. "Man, I'm so high right noooow"
"Nooo, you're not" [Y/N] giggled. "You're short, so you can't be high. You're medium"
"You asshole" Saiko whined while she was standing on your bed like she was going to fall any second by now
"Saiko-chan, [Y/N]" Haise's voice could be heard, knocking at the door as you flinched and threw the blunts on the opened balcony door and Saiko fell on the floor. "I just wanted to remind you that we have a meeting tomorrow morning"
"A-alright" you replied, trying to sound normal
"Aye, aye, Captain Virgin" Saiko replied as you tried not to laugh
"Umm... That wasn't very nice, Saiko-chan" Haise replied, opening the door
"But it's the truth" Saiko giggled
"Wait a second" Haise muttered as he aproached the two of you. "Smells like weed in here!"
"How do you know how weed smells like?" You asked confused
"Have you two been smoking?!" He yelled as you two shrinked in embarrassment
"Maman, we're sorry--" Saiko started to apologize until she got cut off by Haise
"Without me?!"
"Say what" both you and Saiko muttered
"Pass the blunt, bitches" Haise said, throwing himself on the bed
"Haise, no" you whined
"Haise, yes" he replied
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A/N: Okay, what the actual fucking shit did I write