The Acrimony Anomaly [Naruto...

By AnimeKittyKat

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Madara was dead, deader than dead. Probably the most deadest person ever to make as many mistakes and regrets... More

I'm too Old for this Shit
Is a Sharingan a Vegetable?
An Asshole is my Father
Oh Look, It's the Kid of the Parents I Killed...
Fuck You and Your Rules
And There's This Fucker in a Green Jumpsuit
Let Me Be A Corpse Nii-san!
I'm... Sorry
Shisui Sashimi
Stalked... Call the Pedo-Police
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Massacre
An Orange Fluffball Wants to Shank Me
A Perfect Sunday Afternoon with Tea, Cookies, and Fucking Danzo
Hello Akatsuki~!
Questioned
Troublesome Woman
What I Think About Hashirama...
Training and... Suna?
Fuck, My Clothes are Stained with your Blood
It's Because I'm in a Girl's Body!
SHIINNAAEEE!!
You Killed Me, It's Only Right I Return the Favor
A Mind Invasion
A New Dilemma
Going Back
Naruto!!!!!!!!!
Pieces Put Into Place
Graduation!
Naruto's Confidence
The Nara Household
And the Idiot of the Year Award Goes to...
The First Hokage Revealed
I Saw That Fucking Smirk, You Sly Dog
Add Two More Dead Bodies to the Pile
Forgotten Times
Family
Russian Roulette
A Heart-to-Heart
The Chunnin Exams
I am the Pedo Police
Shit Going Down
Where the Hell are They All Coming From?!
Acrimony Anomaly Comic Short #1
Ups and Downs
Kirigakure Time!
Mishaps and More
Fight Time
The Storm Before THE Storm
Don't Defile Those Dead Bodies!
Tobirama and an Ex-Terrorist for the Leaf
Wed and Bed
Another Senju Bastard?
Making Bank
Drama
Alcoholic Senju Returns!

Quest for Appeal

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     Tsubaki had no idea how much had passed since she left. She also had no idea who had passed or lost in the prelims so she was at a total loss. On one hand she wanted to rush out and demand for answers while on the other she wanted to just stay there. 

     It was embarrassing to show weakness, especially in front of her friends and they would undoubtedly question her the moment she walked in. 

     Her arm felt as normal as ever and the spikes of chakra in battle seemed to blur into the background. "Why do I have to deal with this shit...?"

      The medical team had passed through a couple times with people on stretchers but she could barely catch a glimpse without being caught. However, she truly hoped from the bottom of her heart that Hashirama was there among them... But she highly doubted it.

     Here she was now, stuck in between a rock and a hard place with no way to go, not to mention her chakra was going haywire so she couldn't tell signatures apart. 

     The small pitter-patter of paws echoed through the hallway and Hashirama the rat made way toward her. It was strangely odd how the rat somehow always came at the times where she was the most distressed. 

      She scratched it under the chin and let it climb up her arm to perch on her shoulder. It's beady eyes looked left and right before snuggling against her neck. "Honestly, you feel more like a dog than anything else, Hashirama-pyon."

     Calmly stroking her pet, she decided quickly that it was about time to return. Although not confident, she believed that they would understand in time that what had happened was to be private matters only. 

     Opening the double-doors back up, Tsubaki looked to the battlefield and felt a twinge of disappointment. The battles were all over and they were wrapping up with the month time to prepare for the finals.

     It wasn't surprising who remained either. There were Lee, Neji, Hinata, Shikamaru, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Hashirama, Temari, Kankuro, and Shino. All of which, in her opinion, gained their rightful spots. 

     Naruto smiled and waved at her to come over. She hopped over the railing and landed crouched down before walking to his side. 

     "I see that you won, " she stated, playfully elbowing him in the side, "Well done."

      He turned red and bashfully glanced away, "W-well, I wasn't that great."

     "It's still a win in my books."

     Anyone could see the steam rising off his face. Shikamaru noticed and let out a sigh. "Troublesome."

     "You better not slack off, Shikamaru!" Ino shouted furiously from the sidelines. 

      Chouji munched on his chips and nodded vigorously at what his teammate had said. Asuma couldn't help but shake his head at his team. 

      The meeting was adjourned and the celebrating/yelling was continued. 

      Hashirama sprinted up, tears running down his cheeks, "I MADE IT!"

     He tried to glomp her but Tsubaki sidestepped, narrowly missing the boy. "Hands off the goods, stupid."

      "Goods?" he questioned.

      She could only scoff at him, "You kidding? You haven't had sex in what seems like forever with your dead wifey and I'm a growing young woman..."

      "You don't appeal me that much, " he deadpanned.

     The Uchiha female paused. "I don't have... Sexual appeal?"

     "How did you get that from what I said?"

     With newfound resolve, she declared, "I shall be the epitome of sexual appeal and will fanservice the crowds! As a woman, I will not fail!"

     "No, " Sasuke ordered sharply, already dragging her out the door by the collar of her shirt.

     "I never go back on my word, " she muttered, "That is my nindo, my ninja way!"

     Hearing her words, Naruto felt a cold sweat dripping down his back and daggers digging into his back. 'Oh no...'

     "Naruto, " Sasuke seethed, "Did she just quote you?"

     "A-ah..." he stuttered, "Y-y-yeah... Why?"

    "It's nothing...."

    "O-okay." He let out a sigh of relief.

    "... Except for the plans of your murder covered to be a suicide or even an attack from enemy ninja, which I am thinking about.

     The Uzumaki gulped and felt all of the blood draining from his face. "I'm screwed, dattebayo."

     'And you aren't even the one to blame, ' Kurama stated blandly while tapping a claw to his chin, 'Uchiha...'

     "Yeah, they're scary, dattebayo."

     'And you're in love with one.'     

    In his head, he questioned the Kyuubi, 'What do you think is going on with the bandages and the "thing" from earlier?'

     '... I'm at a lost too, Kit.'

     'Should I have asked?'

     'No, it's better that none of you ask.'

     Sakura clenched and loosened her fist. She had beaten her rival, someone from a infamous clan from her village. The pinkette never thought that she would ever beat her, but here she was. 

     She had quietly been training after her missions and stayed out into the night. Books always kept her company and all she had for her was her smarts so it was fairly easy to figure out what to majorly focus on. 

     Taijutsu seemed like the only fit option even though she wasn't physically fit. However, she had talked a bit with Kakashi-sensei privately and found herself being pointed into a direction: Medical Ninjutsu. He had admitted that the idea wasn't his but instead Tsubaki Uchiha's.

     Nothing seemed to be the end of the amazements and intelligence of the volatile kunoichi. In comparison, she was miniscule; in a world which she didn't seem to belong in. 

     She had eagerly agreed and her sensei had even shown her the scrolls and allowed her access to all of the ones meant for higher levelled nin. Through her exploits, she had read a text on Tsunade Senju. From that, she tumbled into a world which sprouted hope in her heart to finally become something on her team.

     "Oy, Sakura! Good job! Who did you verse?"

     She turned and saw a sheepish onyx eyed female waving at her. "I... I fought Ino."

     Tsubaki's eyes lit up. "You beat her?! You trained in yout off time, didn't you?"

     "Umm..." Her cheeks flared red and she looked down in embarrassment, "Yeah..."

     She frowned at Sakura before she sighed out and shook her head in a disappointed manner. The Haruno flinched at the girl's actions. "What happen to the outspoken girl that would do anything for my dear brother? Why aren't you celebrating your victory? You're strong and you beat her. Don't become too arrogant but also relish in the fruits of your labor."

     Removing herself from Sasuke's grip, she whispered softly into her ear, "You still like him, don't you?"

     Her face turned a couple red shades darker, "..."

     She laughed at the look on her face, "You're so innocent."

     Tsubaki placed her hand on the girl's shoulder and ignored the sideway glance at her bandaged arm. "What's your war cry?"

     "Huh?"

    "When you want to punch something into oblivion... What screams in your mind?"

    "... S-shannaro?"

     "Good, you got something original. Now just remember that for every strike is that no one cares what you look like or what you scream out for every attack. Every time you yell that out, you're in battle that doesn't look at superficial thing and finally, be yourself."

     "Mmn."

     "Yosh, future sister-in-law. Keep this up and you'll have a little bun in the oven in no time, guarantee!" She held a thumbs up for effect. 

     "Alright..." she murmured, processing every single detail. 

     It clicked.

     "Wait... WHAT??!!"

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