Me and mosey have been together since we were 17 . I'm 25 RN and he is 26 he is older than me by 1 years . I can't believe I am going to have my baby boy in 3 weeks . its crazy right .
Well RN I'm sitting in the living room watching star and eating takis . I get a pain in my stomach like its heart burn but in my stomach . it feels like my stomach is getting tighter .
Psssssssssst blop blop ,
My fucking water broke .
I grab my phone calling mosey .
Mosey: hey you know what to do .
Lady : at the tone please leave a message . I hang up and try again , over and over I called him like five times.
I call my bsf stacieanna (stacieanna = stacie anna )
Stacie: yoo wsp bsf.
Me: stacie i need your help plz
Stacie: what's wrong ?
Me: my water broke ... Ahh fuck help me bitch .
Stacie: okay I'm on my way . call 911
Me:hell no .
Stacie: why you saying no for . you finna have a baby RN
Me: no !! Do you know how expensive a ambulance ride is . I'm finna order me a uber .
Stacie: bitch !! Nvm I'm on my way .
7 contractions later
Stacie burst through the door and started helping me to the car , she runs back in the house and comes out with a diaper bag and a duffle bag with my stuff in it . she locks the door and jumps in the car we're spreading to the hospital. until we get pulled over .
I'm in the passenger seat looking at this bitch like . how if you dont keep going .
Me: bitcb what you stop for I got a human being trying to push it big ass head out my punnani .
Stacie: girl I'm not tryna get a ticket .
The officer walks up to the window .
Officer: why where you speeding ,
Stacie: my friend is in labor . we have to do now .
Me: look here officer I have a human being ripping up my pussy trying to come out can. you just give us a ticket so I can go please damn .
Officer : YOUR HAVING A BABY . !!?!
Me,/ stacie: yes .
Officer: okay Umm go I'll be in front of you just follow me .
Us: okay .
He runs to the car and speeds off . we follow and we get there in 9 minutes . I get to room and I have to wait cuh I'm not dilated enough .
Stacie p.o.v
I call jay cuh that nigga always answer the phone.
Jay: yoooo
Me: where the fuck is mosey .
Jay: he right. here why ?
Me: y/n is in labor !!
Jay: what! AYE YO MOSEY .
Mosey: what ?
Jay:Y/n IS IN LABOR .
Mosey: WHAT . let's go .
Jay: what room y'all in .
Me:we in room 177 Third floor.
Your p.o.v :
I'm getting ready to give birth . and they got me on some drugs to help with the pain. so I'm out of it .
Mosey burst through the door and runs to me .
Mosey : baby you okay .
Me: yeah . what ? I'm im fine .. I think . wait no I'm fine . yeah I'm good .
Nurse: sir she is on medicine so she may be out of . it .
Doctor. oh wait . mrs y/l/n have you been pushing all this time .
Me: yessss heeheeehee .
Doctor : okay one more push and the baby is out .. I see the head *push / scream * . and here is your beautiful baby boy , ..
He hands the baby to mosey .
Stacie: he looks like a jr .
Me: how he not even in school yet .
Jay: shakes head . I need what ever she on .
Stacie: right .
Me: ion get it . I wonder if I can walk now . cuh like i remember one time when me and Lathan had sex I couldn't walk for weeks nigga had me crippled . he beat my pussy up so bad . y'all I was out right after . that was abour nine months ago .... Opp now I know when you were conceived little man .
Stacie: 💀
Jay: 😷😬💀
Mosey: 😂😂😊
Doctors and nurses : oh y'all nasty .
Me: 😂😂😂