"sam," i yell towards the kitchen from my spot on the couch, "bring me some chips!"
the blonde pokes his head into the living room with a smile.
"maybe if you ask nicely." he says.
i roll my eyes and growl. taking a deep breath, i prepare to destroy my dignity.
"oh wonderful and talented sam, please bring me some crispy snacks so that i might behold your beauty!" i beg through clenched teeth.
sam smiles, disappears for a minute, then walks into the living room with a bag of cool ranch doritos in hand.
i snatch them from him and glare as i open the bag.
he just ruffles my hair and walks back to the kitchen, going back to whatever he had been doing.
"little bitch." i mumble as i eat a chip, casting a glare in the direction of the kitchen.
"what was that?" he asks, appearing in the doorway.
"nothing." i huff, looking down to the bag in my lap.