Deathbringer's Ultimate Guide...

By MaddiTheMagic

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#1 wingsoffire 31st October Have you ever wanted to learn the pristine art of body guarding? Wanna learn how... More

Welcome!
Step 1: Find A Queen
Step 2: Impress
Step 3: Learn To Stalk
Step 4: Save Her/Betray Your Boss
Step 5: No Other Bodyguards Are Welcome
Step 6: Learn How to Flirt
Step 7: Befriend Her Friends
Step 8: She Can NOT Take Care of Herself
Step 9: Have No Fear
Step 10: Learn To Deal With Hate
Step 11: Stop All Assassination Plots
Step 12: Pink is a Good Colour
Step 13: Don't Be Braindead
Step 14: Become A Meme
Step 16: The Way to Her Heart....
Step 17: Make Her Jealous
Step 18: hAlLoWeEn
Step 19: Be Thankful
Step 20: How To Look Professional
Step 21: Gifts
Step 22: Set Some Goals
Step 23: Don't Let Her Out of Your Sight
Step 24: Keep Your Relationship Strictly Professional
Step 25: Weapons
Step 26: Pinning A Dragon To The Floor
Step 27: Quarantine Gifts

Step 15: The Ladies Love Music

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By MaddiTheMagic

I CAN'T WRITE ONE SONG THATS NOT ABOUT YOU 

CAN'T DRINK WITHOUT THINKIN BOUT YOU 

IS IT TOO LATE TO TELL YOU THAT

EVERYTHING MEANS NOTHING IF I CAN'T HAVE YOUUUUUUUU

Songwriters: Deathbringer / Shawn Mendes / John Theodore Geiger / Scott Harris / Nathan MercereauIf I Can't Have You lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc, Pyrrhia Music Publishing Group

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This step is all about music, my not-so-secret talent. Music is one of my deepest passions other than protecting my queen.

Hit me up Simon Cowell. It's about time I finally get a record deal.

I read somewhere that girls are obsessed with music and pop culture. 

Whether it's hip-hop:

YYYYEAAAHHH I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE—

Ok, enough of that. Or latin:

Deeeesssssspaaa....ciiiito. Csaixnodsmcdsoijcd despacito. Ksbxgxjsxmxsxn DESPACITO! 

Indie music like: Tame Impala, Iame Tmpala, Impala Tame. Best of the best, you know?

Or maybe you're into some INCREDIBLE, EMOTIONAL, AAAHHH-ITS-SO-GOOD, MODERN MUSIC:

YEEEAAAAAHHH I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE O-

Now, I know you're all wondering what song I sing to Glory to impress her. I'll perform some for you right now. Take this as my audition Simon, minus the golden buzzer and entertainment "experts".

OOH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME SEÑIORITA. WISH I COULD PRETEND I DIDN'T NEED YA. BUT EVERY TOUCH IS OOH LA LA LA. ITS TRUE LA LA LA. OOH I SHOULD BE RUNNIN, OOH YOU KEEP ME COMIN' FOR YOUUUUUU.

Could someone please comment what "señiorita" actually means because I'm not actually sure what I love Glory calling me.

And I oop-

If this part gets twenty votes, yes 20, Glory and I will recreate the Señiorita music video....


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