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๐Œ๐„! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me." In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a h... More

ME!
000. EXTRA
001. BLOCKED
002. NOSEBLEED
003. MYS
004. NOSE BUDDIES
005. BOI
006. THIS SUCKS
007. CARRIE
008. FUCK'S RIGHT
010. GRATEFUL
011. SPIDER-MAN
012. DIG IT
013. INTERVENTION
014. GUESS
015. REGRET THIS
016. TOM
017. WHAT
018. ELIJAH BECK
019. PARTY
020. EXCUSE ME
021. THANK YOU
022. KNOCKED OUT
023. DETAILS
024. SPECIAL FRIEND
025. A MESS
026. DAMAGE CONTROL
027. ALRIGHT
028. ADORABLE
029. PROMISE
030. BELLY
031. FIREWORK
032. FAMILY SITUATION
033. RECEIPTS
034. THE RECITAL
035. DIDN'T YOU KNOW
036. PARTNER
037. DATING
038. DECEMBER
039. A CELEBRATION
040. LONDON
041. ICE CUBES
042. ONE STEP
043. LANDLINE
044. MOM
045. LET HIM IN
046. BEING THERE
047. SERIOUSLY
048. ELEVATORS
049. BABIES
050. ME!
EPILOGUE

009. KIDS

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Mysterio has posted a new video!

MYSTERIO - Why Tom Holland is the superior Spider-Man

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user1 Protective boyfriend mode = on
user2 OMG YES HAHAHA

user3 Am I the only one that heard two kids in the background??
user4 OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
user5 Waitt... How old is Mys?
user6 @user5 Where are you going with this??????
user5 What if he iss-- a dad?
user6 OMG
user7 MYS IS A REAL DADDY
user8 @user5 @user6 @user7 Y'all stupid as shit. He literally hangs out with a bunch of 20 yos. Ever thought about the fact that they could just be his siblings?????
user7 HE'S A FATHERR
MYSTERIO @user7 @user6 Nooooo

tedtalk Duddeee,, this is like the second video in a week you made about Tom.. Chill out
MYSTERIO get off my dick
MYSTERIO leT ME DEFEND MY BABY
tedtalk Oh my god, you weirdo
user9 Honestly their Youtube friendship gives me life
user10 ^^

user11 Bruhh those kids out there sounded annoying af. I'd kick them out of the house lmao
MYSTERIO Hi. Don't talk about small children like that.

Block user11?

[ Block ] [ Cancel ]

user12 TOBEY IS THE ONLY ONE FOR ME BRUVS
user13 THIS IS THE TOM CLAN-- GET OUT

user14 Is nobody gonna acknowledge the fact that Mys defended these kids like that??? That's some wholesome shit.. I need to know who they aree
MYSTERIO liked this comment !

user15 Broooo who are these kids?





_______

direct  messages

tomholland2013:

tomholland2013:
"If you ever dare to speak
one bad word of my future
husband, I will snap your
neck and yeet your disgusting
ass out of existence."
Cute.

itsmysterio:
Waitt
You actually watched my video?

tomholland2013:
Hahaha
Yes I did. Both Zendaya
and Jacob forced me to

itsmysterio:
Okay first of all: RUde.
Why didn't you do that
on your own? aND SECOND
OF ALL MY ULTIMATE
QUEEN ZENDAYA COLEMAN
KNOWS OF MY EXISTENCE--

tomholland2013:
How are you such a fangirl?

itsmysterio:
Some say it's a gift, some
say it's a curse.

tomholland2013:
Who says it's a curse.

itsmysterio:
My lover--
I've been talking too much
about you and he
threatened to leave me,,

tomholland2013:
Somehow I find that a
little hard to believe

itsmysterio:
The first ot second part?

tomholland2013:
First. I'd totally believe
people want to get
away from you.

itsmysterio:
BITCH
I MEAN TRUE
BUT HOW DARE YOU

tomholland2013:
Facts don't care about
your feelings 🐸🍵

itsmysterio:
Aw you're learning from
me already <33
We'll make such an
intellectual couplee

tomholland2013:
Lmao. Why are you like this?

itsmysterio:
IDk. Ask my dad. BUttt- I
would have toned it down,
but you're still hanging
around, which means,,
you dig it.

tomholland2013:
I'm pleading the fifth

itsmysterio:
;)

tomholland2013:
Also, you kind of
disappeared on me
yesterday

itsmysterio:
Yeaaa something came
up

tomholland2013:
Mate you literally told
me you had to go because
you didn't want me to see
you throw up. Like I can
see through your screen.

itsmysterio:
hEY- DOn't blame me for
that-- I was one drunk boy
😪

tomholland2013:
Are you even old enough
to drink?

itsmysterio:
Ehh- I am in Europe

tomholland2013:
HA- I KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU

itsmysterio:
FUCK

tomholland2018:
The info I have down:
- Mys.
- Two half siblings. Levi
and Mallory
- Between 18 and 21
- Has an obsession
with me

itsmysterio:
Ur actually keeping a
list lmao 😂
WAIT- HOW DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT MALL AND VI

tomholland2013:
You literally told me
yesterday

itsmysterio:
I-
I feel used,, how dare you
take advantage of a drunk
boy like that??

tomholland2013:
You make it incredibly hard
on me to figure you out
alright? I had to make use
of this rare moment.

itsmysterio:
I'm not gonna lie, that
turns me on a little bit.

tomholland2013:
That's a Brooklyn Nine-Nine
quote

itsmysterio:
Don't expose me like
that

tomholland2013:
Weirdo
Are you okay again
though

itsmysterio:
What's the worry

tomholland2013:
Dk you were just being
weirder than normal

itsmysterio:
Yeah I'm fine. Your interest in
my wellbeing added 3 years
to my life anyways

tomholland2013:
Only 3?

itsmysterio:
Yeah man- I'm still gonna die
an early death because of my
poor life decisions lmao

tomholland2013:
Again: weirdo.

itsmysterio:
Shit
Shit

tomholland2013:
What?

itsmysterio:
People think I have kids-
they think Mallory and
Levi are mine- HOW DO
I FIX THIS

tomholland2013:
I DON'T KNOW- I'VE
NEVER HAD THIS PROBLEM

itsmysterio:
AH

tomholland2013:
JUST TELL THEM YOU
HAVE SIBLINGS

itsmysterio:
AND EXPOSE THEM TO
THE INTERNET? HELL NO

tomholland2013:
THROW SOME MASKS AND
SUNGLASSES ON THEM

itsmysterio:
YES
THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA

tomholland2013:
CAN WE STOP SCREAMING?

itsmysterio:
YES
Wait yes
Fuck- oh my god
Never take kids alright
Just don't

tomholland2013:
What?
Mys?
Mys?
Twat.





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i'm so tiredddd---

also i just wanted to thank all of you who comment on this story. you have no idea how much impact that has on me and i seriously love you guys so muchh,,, y'all know who you are

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