A/N: Oh yeah, the cringe
My sides will hurt once again
Enjoy, I guess
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The Quinx squad, walking out of :re
Except for Saiko and Urie, everyone is in front of them
Urie: Oi, Yonebayashi
Saiko: Wassup, Uri-boy
Urie: *dabs*
Urie: No one will ever believe you
Saiko: WhY u Do ThIs To Me??
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Shirazu: C'mon, I know y'all love me
[Y/N]: Well, I do
Saiko: I'd sell you to Satan for mochi
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[Y/N]: S[he] be[lie]ve[d]
Shirazu: S[he's] br[ok]en
Mutsuki, crying: How did you two say that out loud
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Shirazu: Scare cam!
Urie: I don't think scaring Sasaki is a good idea
Shirazu: Boo!
Haise: *disappeares*
Urie: Wait, where the hell did he-- Holy shit!
Shirazu, looking at the cracked ceiling: OH MY GOD, he jumped through the ceiling!
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[Y/N]: I love you
Urie: I love you more
[Y/N]: No, I do!
Urie: No, I do
[Y/N]: I love you more than you love painting!
Urie: I love you more than you love anime
[Y/N]: *K.O.*
It was super effective
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[Y/N] and Saiko, making fun of Mutsuki
Mutsuki, putting on sunglasses: You can't hurt me, these shades are Gucci
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Shirazu and [Y/N], holding hands and being two love birds
Haise, opening a bottle of soda
Shirazu, slightly pissed: Do you mind? We're having a moment
Haise: And I'm having a Cola
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Saiko: Hey, what do you call a fish with no eye?
Haise: Myxine Circifrons
Saiko: ...
Saiko: A fsh
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[Y/N]: Yesterday, I accidentally kicked Mutsuki in the face while training and I couldn't decide between saying: "I'm sorry" and "Are you okay?"
[Y/N]: So I panicked and yelled: "Are you sorry?!"
[Y/N], crying: It took Mutsuki an hour to get up and Shirazu, Urie and Saiko wouldn't stop laughing at me
Haise: *sighs frustrated*
Shirazu, Urie and Saiko: *still laughing*
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[Y/N]: Urie, you're always so calm and collected
Urie: I guess I am
Urie: *screaming internally*
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[Y/N]: *pulling out a knife*
Haise: Oh no
[Y/N]: *uses the knife to open a box*
Haise: Phew, thank God
[Y/N]: *takes out a gun and pulls the trigger*
Haise, mortified: [Y/N], NO!
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Saiko, on her room balcony: *sneezes*
Haise, from his room balcony next to her: Bless you
Saiko: ...
Saiko: God???
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Urie: You remind me of the ocean
[Y/N]: Explain, bitch
Urie: So fucking salty
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Shirazu: You lost control again. Do you remember anything?
Haise: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital
Shirazu: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you
Haise: But I heard a siren...?
Shirazu: That was [Y/N]
[Y/N]: Sorry, I got nervous
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[Y/N], talking with Saiko: And they were roommates!
Haise, completely out of topic: Oh my God, they were roommates
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Shirazu, pissed and running to Urie to hit him: Urie! You motherfucker!
Urie, pushing him with his kagune: I have fucked no mothers
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Mutsuki: This is so fucking frustrating! I fucking hate everyone in this house!
Haise, about to cry: E-everyone?
Mutsuki: Except you
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Haise, being sad: *sighs*
[Y/N], slamming the door open: NoT oN mY wAtCh, YoU bEaUtIfUl BiTcH!
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Urie: Do people actually tell their crushes they like them?
Shirazu: Well, yeah. What the hell do you do?
Urie: Die
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Mutsuki: Hey, [Y/N], truth or dare?
[Y/N]: Dare
Mutsuki: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in this room
[Y/N]: Shirazu
Shirazu: Y-y-yes?
[Y/N]: Will you...
[Y/N]: Will you move aside a little? I have to get to Saiko
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Urie: Hug me
Haise, confused: Wait, what?
Urie: Even I go out of character sometimes
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[Y/N]: I have no weakness
[Y/N]: *sees the boys working out, shirtless*
[Y/N]: I have exactly three weaknesses
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Mutsuki: [Y/N] is a really great person, but it's better to not get them mad
[Y/N] from across the room: You fucking take that back, Mutsuki Toru! I'm the fucking nicest person you've ever known!
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[Y/N]: My girlfriend made fun of me so now I'm gonna start a petition to put her down
Haise: You won't do that
[Y/N]: Yes, I will
Haise: Alright, then imagine for a moment, just not having Saiko
[Y/N]: ...
Haise: ...
[Y/N], sniffling: F-fuck... you...
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Saiko: I'm a lesian
Saiko: I mean, a lesvian
Saiko: I MEAN, A LEZVION
Shirazu: It's okay, take your time
Saiko, deep inhale: GIRLS
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Shirazu: Yo man, can I have a sip of your water?
Urie: 'S not water
Shirazu: Vodka! I like your style--
Urie: It's vinegar
Shirazu: Eh?
Urie: It's vinegar, you pussy
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Haise: You should treat the others the way you want to be treated
[Y/N]: Killed without hesitation
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Urie: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
[Y/N]: Bold of you to assume I was held
Urie: ...
Shirazu: ...
Mutsuki: ...
Haise: ...
Saiko: [Y/N]...
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Haise: Listen Mutsuki, every person that doesn't like you can honestly come and fight me, I won't hesitate
Mutsuki: *raises his fist*
Mutsuki: Okay, just make it quick
Haise: ...
Haise: LISTEN HERE YOU AMAZING, DEPRESSED, PIECE OF WONDERFUL SHIT--
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Saiko: Did you fall from heaven?
[Y/N]: Are you implying that I'm like the devil?
Saiko: What... No, that's not what I--
[Y/N]: Thank you. That's the nicest thing someone's said to me in a while
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Shirazu, yelling: I am manly!
[Y/N]: *kisses him on the cheek and gives him a hug*
[Y/N]: Yes, yes you are, babe
Shirazu, blushing: Holy shit, I thought you were gonna punch me or something
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[Y/N]: Oh my God, Urie, you're amazing!
Urie: Shut up, you're annoying
Urie, 10 hours later: *still blushing*
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The Quinx squad in the middle of an operation
Saiko, looking on her phone
Mutsuki: Saiko, hurry up!
Saiko: Hold on, one second
Mutsuki: We're in the middle of an operation! What is so important?!
Saiko: I just need to finish this quiz from Buzzfeed to find out which type of bread I am!
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[Y/N], wearing a shirt that has the word T-Shirt written on it
Haise: You should dress more classy
[Y/N], five minutes later with a shirt that says Suit and tie
Haise: *sighs exasperated*
Haise: I have a feeling that you hate me
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Urie, sitting at his desk, letting his head slam against it
Urie: I can't deal with another loud person today
Shirazu, slamming the door open, yelling: Yo Urie, my man! Wanna come grab a bite?!
Urie: ...
Urie: Shirazu, thank God you're here, today has been the worst
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Shirazu, giving finger guns: If you were a veggie, you'd be a cutecumber
Saiko: If you were a fruit, you'd be a watermoron
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[Y/N], texting Urie: Hey, what would you say if I told you that I bought something out of idiocy?
Urie: [Y/N], if you bought another dog, I swear to God, I'll kill you
[Y/N]: *sends a pic of a puppy*
[Y/N]: His name is Waddles
Urie: [Y/N], we have like 6 more dogs at home, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
[Y/N]: So, we're not keeping him?
Urie: Of course we are keeping him, is that even a question?
Urie: ...Wait
Urie: WAIT--
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Saiko, drawing with a marker on Mutsuki's face
Mutsuki: Saiko, why are you highlighting my face?
Saiko: Because you're the highlight of my life
Mutsuki: *K.O.*
It was super effective
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Shirazu drinking a red slushy and [Y/N] a blue one
Saiko, confused: Why are your tongues purple?
Shirazu, blushing: *drinks nervously*
[Y/N]: No reason
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Haise: Oh my God! Saiko-chan, is that a hickey??
Saiko, blushing: W-w-w-what h-h-hickey?! It's a-a mosquito bite!
[Y/N]: *walks in*
Shirazu: Why hello there, mosquito
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Shirazu: Yo, bro--
[Y/N], pissed: I had your fucking tongue in my mouth five minutes ago. Don't you dare "bro" me
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[Y/N], Saiko and Shirazu, talking
Saiko: It is said that 1 out of 3 people is gay
[Y/N]: Well, I'm not gay
Saiko: Me neither
[Y/N] and Saiko, looking at Shirazu
Shirazu, confused: ...Wait
Shirazu: WAIT--
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[Y/N], making tea: Honey?
Urie, from the living room: Yeah?
[Y/N]: ...
[Y/N], blushing and running to him
Urie: What?
[Y/N]: *still blushing*
Urie: *blushing, realising what he just did*
[Y/N]: I MEANT IF YOU WANTED HONEY IN YOUR TEA, YOU BLOCKHEAD
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Mutsuki, talking with Haise: [Y/N] and Shirazu-kun are always in their own little world
Haise: I wonder what they're talking about
[Y/N]: So I'm sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties
Shirazu: *tries to not lose his shit*
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Saiko: Not everyone is going to think that I'm cute and that's okay
Saiko: They're wrong tho
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[Y/N]: *cries*
Urie: You have to do something, you're the only one who can comfort them
Haise: You're right, I hate to see them like this
Haise: Hey, [Y/N]
[Y/N] and Haise, one minute later: *both crying*
Urie: You were supposed to make them feel better...
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Saiko, looking under [Y/N]'s bed for them with a flashlight: [Y/N], are you ready to come out and interact with people today?
[Y/N]: *hisses*
Saiko: Understandable, have a nice day
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[Y/N]: *dresses up nicely*
[Y/N]: Yo, how do I look?
Urie: With your eyes, [Y/N]
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Urie: I do what I want!
Shirazu: I'm calling [Y/N]
Urie: Wait, no--
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A/N: Okay, that's it, I'm done, I'm literally gonna lose my shit if I'm going to keep it up like this