Kendall Tries to Read Starkit...

By kendall--blue

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Oh god what am I getting myself into I have read a lot of these. They seem like fun, so I'M DOING ONE TOO! An... More

Quick Note
Allegiances: I'm dying already
1- Is this chapter one or the prologue?
2- Butter mom and a serimony
3-Staridiot is a good 'fihgter'
4-Firestar has lost his mind
5- Staridiot the mat
6- Enog Porblems
7- TREEEEEEEE
8-MOGOSH REALLY
9- I don't even know what to call this but it's stupid
10- You call this a fight scene?
11- Lakefall the model, Satanclaw, and a Jew
12- If anyone else falls in love with Staridiot I swear...
13- NONONONONONONONONO
14- The Ten Condiments
15- In which Staridiot 'gags happily' and screams 'Kawaii' for no reason
16-DO NOT MAKE STARIDIOT THE LEADER!
17-Staridiot Immediately Starts Failing as Clan Leader
18- Hacky-Kin (poor Hawkfrost)
19- 'Oh sweat, that's a freat idea!'
20- Shaderclan, the Dak Froset, and Assfur
21- I have officially lost faith in Starclan
22- Don't give her back to the Clans just because YOU can't deal with her!
23- Starkit returns (to forever haunt our nightmares)
24- SHES SO SPESHUL
25- GAY PRIDE!
26- Ashfur x ... Hawkfrost??
27- *repeatedly smashes head against wall*
28- !11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111
29- Staridiot questions her entire existence
30- *drama queen intensifies*
31- ALL LOGIC EVER HAS NOW DIED
32- In which Silverstream shows up and makes things worse
33- HolyLefa returns for no apparent reason

34- Bluestar manages to die again

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By kendall--blue


Chapter Thirty Two [*spits lemonade* But the last chapter was #24! And it wasn't actually 24, it was 33! WTF!]

The Berth [*rage quit*]

hokkyleaf RUNNING TOWERED HER. but a StarKlan cat named Bublesfor [dafuq? Do you mean Bumbleflight? He's not a Starclan cat...]

jumped infront of her screamign NPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. [NPPPPPPPPP]

She jumped in ftorn of her scremaign and HolyLeaf hit him insted!1!1! He died. [She hit him. He died. So descriptive. 10/10 would die again.]


StarGlean woudl have ben really upset but her kits were coming. She almost creamed out in paun but she wais a string brave tac and so she didnt. [*hangs self*]

It hirt allot. [A+ description]

Dhere was alot of piano in her stomich [A piano in her stomach. Yes.]

AND SUDENLY TTHERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWERE111!1! SHE LOOKED DOWN AND THEIR was BRAKE in her stomchi. [A what?]

Hillyleaf was finished with bubbleFur so she was cuming tword her agein. [Again with the cumming! Can you not!]


"NOOOOOOOOO STARGLEAM WHALED." [Oh help me she's a whale again]

But just as HOlyLeaf was about to hit her..... IT WAS BLUESTAR! Starglem wtchad in ANGR as BlueStat nocked Hollyleaf over and she put her claws in her throt. She made HoluLeaf unconsece.

But be4 HolyLeaf went blak she svratched BlueStar"s! [I thought Hollyleaf went unconscious...tf]

There was red bloud comiming from her chest!111 [!!!111!111111]

"I love you JazzPaw I lways have." [That's random]

iad blueStar when she deid. BLEUSTAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said GleamStare!


She was sad. And jhe hurt from her was going to be so HRAD!11! but looking at BleStars body filled her with GOPE. [Looking at a dead body filled her with dope]

So she pushed.


AND THE KITS CAME OUT!111!1! [NOOOO! WE DON'T NEED TINY STARIDIOT SPAWN RUNNING AROUND]

You flameas shoudl stopa beig so mean!1111!11! :(((((((((( dont you know how sda i am rite now? [I have no sympathy]

i am going throguhg a rly togh time and if iwasnt a christen I woud b so mad at you right now11111!1111!111! [Uhhhh...being Cristianmeans you can't even get mad? Since when?]


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