Rainy Days

By hamm725

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Jordan Reel lived a perfectly ordinary life, even if he could control the weather and water. Then the Umbrel... More

Rainy Days
Prologue
act one;
Chapter One: The Umbrella Academy Shows Up in The Backyard
Chapter Two: Awkward in the Bedroom
Chapter Three: Friday Morning Sucks Worse Than Klaus
Chapter Four: Freaking Exchange Student
Chapter Five: Vanya is Upset (Understatement of the Year)
Chapter Six: Ron Steps On a Butterfly
Chapter Seven: Food and Storytime: The Best Combination
Chapter Eight: Did Not Say to Drug Her
Chapter Nine: Brotherly Bonding; Whoop-Whoop
Chapter Ten: Saturday Night (feat. Tate)
Chapter Eleven: Saturday Night (feat. Tate) Continues To Suck
Chapter Twelve: The Commission Can Take a Chill Pill
Chapter Thirteen: Sex, Drugs Etc. (AKA Klaus)
Chapter Fourteen: Goodbye, Ron; Hello, Wish-For-Death
Chapter Fifteen: Vanya / Butterfly Identification Books
Chapter Sixteen: Sunday
Chapter Seventeen: Magic to Walmart
Chapter Eighteen: Red-Eyed Woman
Chapter Nineteen: Whoopsie-Doopsie?
Chapter Twenty: Apple Pieeeeee
Chapter Twenty-One: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter Twenty-Two: Kissy-Kissy-Cheesy-Wheezey
Chapter Twenty-Three: Mistakes? Never Heard of Them. I'm Perfect
Chapter Twenty-Four: Vanya, Vanya-Eat The Pie!
Chapter Twenty-Five: Mondays Suckkkkk
Chapter Twenty-Six: Superheros Are Idiots Sometimes (AKA What Happened...
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honestly? I Don't Know
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hug It Out, Bros
Chapter Thirty: Tuesday Morning
Chapter Thirty-One: Taco Tuesday, Anyone?
Chapter Thirty-Two: I Am Bad At Naming Chapters, I Apologize
Chapter Thirty-Three: Wheels on The Bus
Chapter Thirty-Four: Wow Billie That's Not Suspicious
Chapter Thirty-Five: What's This, What's This? Jordan's Bein A...
Chapter Thirty-Six: As An Afterthought, Diego Can Hold His Own
act two;
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Five Is Kinda Stupid
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We Have Left Diego
Chapter Thirty-Nine: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Forty: Jordan Wakes Up and Cries
Chapter Forty-One: Discovering That Diego Isn't a Liar
Chapter Forty-Two: *singing* Have to Leave, Have to Leave, Wait...
Chapter Forty-Three: Klaus Peed, Allison Leaves, and Jordie Meets the Parents
Chapter Forty-Four: Hey Diego Are You Okay? / Moms Are Cool...
Chapter Forty-Five: Cats Are Cool, But Monkeys Are Magnificent (@ Pogo)
Chapter Forty-Six: Knight In Dirty Clothes
Chapter Forty-Seven: No, Diego, No! / Five, You Stupid Child / They're Just Fine
Chapter Forty-Eight: This One Is Alllllll About Jordie & Fivey, Our Smol Beans
Chapter Forty-Nine: Back to Diego, Our Kraken of a Guy / Man, He Needs a Hug
Chapter Fifty: Fordan? Jive? Whatever, They Have A Talk And Kiss A Little
Chapter Fifty-One: Click Those Heels, Dorothy
Chapter Fifty-Two: Hey Jordie's Drunk and I High-Key Wanna Die
Chapter Fifty-Three: Back To Some Other Important Kiddos
Chapter Fifty-Four: So Close, So Far
Chapter Fifty-Five: Man, Everyone Is Trying to Kill Jordie and Five
Chapter Fifty-Six: Die, Die - SHIT NOT REALLY S H I T
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Gotta Save Friends and Hide Their Bodies
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Run Run Run Ooos
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Damn Ron
Chapter Sixty: Tate & Ron & All These Famous People
Chapter Sixty-One: Waking Jordie Up
Chapter Sixty-Two: Saturday Mornin' / Diego & Phrankie & Park
Chapter Sixty-Three: So, This Is, Like, Terrible
Chapter Sixty-Four: Jordan🥰 / Ron😢
Chapter Sixty-Five: Plans, Plans, And Look! More Plans: The Sequel
Chapter Sixty-Six: No, You Don't Need Your Eyes Checked, It's Just More Plans!
Chapter Sixty-Seven: L-O-V-E Spells-Hey, What Do You Think You're Doing?
act three;
Chapter Sixty-Eight: And We Start The Descent Into Hell (What A Nice Place)
Chapter Sixty-Nine: LOL 69
Chapter Seventy: *Gasps in French, German, Spanish...
Chapter Seventy-One: Diego! Diego! Diego-Diego-Diego-Diego! And Ben!
Chapter Seventy-Two: Diego, What The Hell
Chapter Seventy-Three: o.O
Chapter Seventy-Four: I Probably Wanna Leave, Hehe
Chapter Seventy-Five: Tate to The Rescue
Chapter Seventy-Six: Diego & Ronald / Tate's Arrival
Chapter Seventy-Seven: IT'S TATE OMG TATE WE LUV U
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tate & Ron Leave / Luther is Trying His Best
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Park! ParK! PaRk! PARKKKKKKK! (And Ryan?)
Chapter Eighty: DanCe ParTy!!1!1!1!!!!!!11
Chapter Eighty-One: RecKoniNG TimE, BiLliE YoU StuPiD DummY!!!!!
Chapter Eighty-Two: Bro Even I Don't Know What's Happening and I Wrote It
Chapter Eighty-Three: I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing I'm Sorryyyy
Chapter Eighty-Four: S T O N K S
Chapter Eighty-Five: w a t
Chapter Eighty-Six: The Old Man
! announcement !

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Plans, Plans, And Look! Even More Plans!

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[at the commission–time unknown]


"HIS HOUSE won't be guarded? And no innocents will be there?" Her red-eyes glinted in the flickering light; they where back in the room given to her and Park. It was dark and grimy, papers scattered about and the two cots shoved in a corner messy and unmade. A cork-board covered in images of the Hargreeves and Reel family, scribbled notes and push-pins. On the desk, where the current blue-prints of Jordan Reel's house lay, was one framed image of a mousy girl, smiling and hugging Park with his black eyes and the red-eyed woman.

"There shouldn't be tomorrow. Jordan arrives home at about three. As long as he doesn't bring his friend, Tate Vegner—it will only happen today, we believe; the two where making up after the fight they had Saturday. You can easily take them all." Dot shifted her dress and glanced anxiously at the red-eyed woman.

"With a team? I may be strong, but Park and I have to combine our powers to even stand a chance. And, we'll need a lot of guns. Like, a lot," the red-eyed woman said.

"Of course. You'll have to discuss specifics with The Handler, of course, but I'm sure she'll give you what you need. And Park, he—"

"They." She interrupted, eyes flashing. Her purple hair was trickling over her shoulder, pure and violent. "Park is a they."

"Right, I apologize." Dot said nervously. "I'm sure they will help you."

She nodded and pulled the blue-prints closer. Dot stood there and watched, clicking her nails together and gazing about the room.

It was rather disgusting; her nose crinkled in distaste when she saw the pile of dirty clothes. Especially the tee-shirt obviously soaked through with blood.

Park stormed into the room, making Dot jump; their normally black eyes flickered with orange and a gorgeous butterfly flitted angrily around their head.

"Why is she still here?" Park said, pointing accusingly at Dot. "She shouldn't be here."

"I–I was told to inform you two about Jordan Reel's house," Dot stammered, feeling herself wilt under both of their fiery gazes. It was like staring into the pits of Hell.

"Great! Get out," Park very nearly growled at her; heart beating faster than a racehorse, Dot scampered from the room, mind already thinking up what gossip there was to be had. Normally, the strange, red-eyed woman was the angry one; but Park, with their quiet reserve and butterflies, they got pissed!

Oh, Dot needed a pay raise.

Once she had left the room, heels clacking fading away, Park whirled to the red-eyed woman.

"I'm helping," they said. She arched an eyebrow, leaning lazily against the table.

"Helping with what, Park?" She asked calmly. The butterfly twirled in the air and landed on Parks head.

"Killing them. I've been completely useless!"

"Aw, you haven't been useless!" She smiled with her sharp teeth and pushed off the table, walking up to them and running her fingers through their hair; the butterfly flew off, agitated. "You've been spying on them with your little butterfly!"

"You've been working," Park shoved her away and she giggled. "You've been shifting–shifting and killing them and it's working. I wanna help."

"Well then," she smiled wider. "Let's go find us a briefcase."

Park smiled back. She wrapped an arm around their neck and they placed theirs around her shoulders. The butterfly landed gently on the spot where their arms brushed against each other.

The red-eyed woman's eyes started to turn blue as she grabbed the briefcase.















[jordans house–late monday night]


"So..." Tate looked over at Vanya, who was tapping on her knee nervously. "You ended the world?"

"Apparently," she said, shrugging. "I don't really remember anything. I just now figured out that I've got powers."  She said the last word with a sort of awe in her voice, betraying her mystification at having any sort of powers; after all, she was ordinary. Just like everyone else. But she wasn't, not anymore.

"That's so cool," Tate whispered, eyes a light. Luther, who had spent the entirety of Storytime scowling in the corner, finally spoke up.

"It's not cool, dumbass, it was stupid!" He snapped. Tate recoiled.

"Luther!" Allison hissed, leaping to her feet. "Upstairs!"

"Why?" Luther said, eyes flaring.

"Now!" She shouted, and Luther followed her upstairs without a single glance backwards.

"Well then..." Klaus coughed awkwardly. "It's getting rather late."

"Yeah, yeah," Tate said as he scrambled to his feet, grabbing his schoolbag. "I can call Nico for a ride."

"Nico? How's that been going?" Klaus asked.

Tate paused and arched an eyebrow while he gazed at Klaus. "How do you know about Nico?"

Klaus grinned. "I've got my ways," he winked. Ben rolled his eyes.

"Uh, alright...it's been going well," Tate said. "I'm sorry to have to go, but I've got a shit ton of homework to do. G'night, you guys."

"Goodnight!" They all said. Jordan got up and walked with Tate downstairs.

"You'll be safe?" Jordan asked after Tate hung up the phone. He nodded.

"Safer than you," he said. "Nico will be here in like ten minutes; his host family lives like thirty minutes away from you. Did you know that?"

"No, but I knew the Cobbs had a foreign exchange student," Jordan replied. "But...Tate, are we good now?"

Tate chewed his bottom lip. "I–I guess."

"What else do you wanna know?" Jordan said, pulling up a chair from the table. Tate got his own and slung the black bag next to his feet.

"Who is Eddie?" He asked, flushing like it was a forbidden question.

"Uh, I don't know," Jordan frowned as he tried to remember who Eddie was.

Tate blinked. "The dude you've got a crush on."

"Oh! No, his name isn't Eddie," Jordan felt his face heat up. "It's, uh, its Five."

Tate gaped for a minute. "Five is gay?!" He nearly shouted.

"I don't know!" Jordan hissed. "But shut up, Tate, you're gonna wake up Japan!"

He giggled. "Okay, sorry, sorry. But...has anything happened?"

Jordan smiled at the ground, his stomach twisting. "We may have kissed."

Tate gasped. He lunged forwards and grabbed Jordan's hands. "You two kissed?"

Jordan nodded happily. "Yeah! We did! Except, he ran off..."

Tate's face fell. "Oh. Oh, no."

Jordan shrugged. "It's okay, though. I'm sure he'll wanna talk to me eventually."

Tate gave him a skeptical look, but the two continued to talk about Five. They talked until Nico pulled up and picked up Tate, giving him a small kiss on the cheek. Jordan smiled and waved as they left, totally and completely unaware of the beautiful butterfly that flew into the house.





















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