Psych! (Lauren/You)

By Eclipse_Jauregui

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Unknown: A sexual partner recently tested positive for an STD and is notifying you via anonymous Notification... More

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You: ok so tell me why I was looking for my phone and it was in my hand the whole time 😂

You: I think I'm getting old

Babi👑: no baby you're just slow

You: I-

You: ykw you're right

You: my mom once called my slow

You: when I say once I mean all the time

You: so that must mean it's true 🤔

You: parents never lie

You: Except for when they lied about Santa Claus

You: or the Easter bunny

You: or the tooth fairy

You: ok so maybe parents are liars🤔

Babi👑: She wasn't lying about you being slow

You: ☹️

Babi👑: but I love your slow ass

You: ☹️🙁😕😌🙂😊😀😄

Babi👑: why tf did it take you 30 minutes to do that?

You: All these ugly yellow emojis look the same 😭

Babi👑: you really are the definition of slow

You: ☹️

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