And the death of me starts now! *drinks chocolate milk and pets puppy*
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This is a sexual chapter, as you know! Don't like = Don't read.
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LET'S GO!!!
France: *most likely drunk*
Canada: *"yelling" abou-- aboot France being drunk*
France: *gropes Pepper*
Pepper: *sCReaMs*
France: Honhonhon~ You've been a bad boy, Pepper~~!
Pepper: WTF. HELP.
Vladdie: *standing in shock watching the Frepper*
Japan: *zooms in a bit*
Caelynshrub: *squeals*
France: *pushes Pepper onto a beeed*
Canada: Wtf.
Pepper: *ScReeTcHing* DADDEH. YUU ONCE DID THIS AT A STRIP CLUB. DON'T DO IT AGAIN HERE. IN MY BED. BELARUS AND I SLEEP HERE. I THINK I GOT HER PREGNANT. DADDEH STAAAAAAAAHP!!!!
France: *LE KISSES LE PEPPER*
Pepper: *dead*
Caelynshrub: Oh.
Japan: Frepper!
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France: *no longer drunk*
Canada: You tried to rape our son!
France: I did?
Pepper: YES. -crei-
France: WTF. I'M NEVER GOING TO THE BAR WITH PRUSSIA AGAIN.
Pepper: It wasn't thaaaat bad!
Caelynshrub: *tries not to squeal but fails so... squeals*
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Da Kurlzz: Heheheheh. Funnyman.
Funnyman: WAT BRO?
Da KurlZz: My shirt says Kurly Fries.
Funnyman: *laughs*
Da KurlZz: *laughs*
Funnyman: *stops laughing*
Da KurlZz: Wat?
Funnyman: We both laughed at the same thing.
Da Kurlzz: And?
Funnyman: We need to be in a relationship now.
Da Kurlzz: Oh.
Da Kurlzz: ...
Da Kurlzz: *kisses Funnyman PASSIONATLY*
(I REALLY hope that they NEVER come across this fanfiction ever.)
Funnyman: *kisses back PASSIONATLY*
Caelynshrub: *squeals because I just started shipping them because of this*
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Johnny 3 tears: *maKing oUt with CHARLIE SCENE BECAUSE THEY'RE TOTES CANNON WHEN DRUUUNK*
Charlie: *what in the fuck duck do you think he's DOOING?!*
Caelynshrub: *rolling*
Japan: *paying attention* That's what rear humans do?
Caelynshrub: Maybe what real humans do, not rear.
Japan: Stfu.
Caelynshrub: Okee... *shuts the fuck up*
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France: *sexy things with Canada*
Canada: *MANY moans*
France: *seme sexy things*
Canada: *ScrEaMs and MOAWNS*
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Russia: *sitting next to China*
China: *reeding*
Caelynshrub: *hApPy*
Japan: This isn't even--
Caelynshrub: Shhh, child. It will be.
Japan: Okay.
Things: *evolve into Rochu stuff*
Caelynshrub: Tooold yooou!
Japan: Wat.
CaElyNshRub: I would ship us but you're with America...
Japan: Okay... That's cool I guess?
Caelynshrub: *secretly ships Caepan*
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J-dog: *kisses his $2 bill*
Japan: Is this even a ship?
Caelynshrub: Yah!
Japan: *observes*
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Hungary: *laughing noises*
Caelynshrub: Wat did yuu doooo?!
Hungary: I gave Austria zeme powder!
Caelynshrub: Why...?
Hungary: He's to vhiny to top so he could be all zeme like toward Pruzzia!
Caelynshrub: I see. *takes pictures*
Japan: *recording SOFTLY*
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Caelynshrub: Danny and J-dog?
Japan: Is that cannon?
Lexiface: No. Danny is miiiiiiiiiine!
Caelynshrub: *giggle noises* Not anymooore! *points to the Danny and J-dog stuff*
Lexiface: *trying to resist the yaoi*
Violapie: Band member yaoi? Maaaaaaaybeeeee...
Lexiface: *doesn't reject the yaoi*
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Lithuania: Okay, Lithuvania tops because normal!
Poland: Laik, nah. It's a holiday.
Lithuania: Really?
Poland: 69 day. *HOLIDAY SEMES YOOO!!!*
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Japan: What time is it?
Caelynshrub: *looks at random watch* Uuum... 12:50 pmmm. (Because where I live while I'm writing this part it's 12:48 am.)
Japan: Want to have a lunch break?
Caelynshrub: Are you asking me out?!
Japan: No?
Caelynshrub: Oh. Well, lunch IT UP BITCH.
Japan: Oh.
Lunch: *food*
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Caelynshrub: *drinks tea*
Japan: *eats carrot*
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Amer¡ca: *goes to the white house*
Obama: Oh. I've been waiting for you, Alfred.
(Ameribama is a new ship, peeps.)
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I think this is over now.
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I enjoyed writing this.
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Bai!!