[it has arrived]
jiminieee:
[image sent]
IDK WHAT THIS IS BUT IM RLY SCARED TO CLICK ON THAT SECOND ONE NGL
yugibear:
IT SAYS NOT CLICKBAIT OMF ITS REAL
sunkist:
TAE HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL??
jiminieee:
HE DIDNT UPLOAD VIDEOS UNTIL NOW
joonie:
doth mine eyes deceive me or is his profile picture of a chicken and the words "gotta blast"
jiminieee:
NOT IMPORTANT RN
HE DIDNT REPLY TO MY TEXTS
IM SCARED KOOK RLY DID SET HIS HAIR ON FIRE
luckyboi:
that'd be pretty hot
Yoongi:
get out
luckyboi:
of where
Yoongi:
the planet
luckyboi:
maybe for a vacation but not now
Yoongi:
we're on summer break
perfect time for a vacation
how about neptune
i heard it's lovely this time of year
joonie:
yoongs u spoiled our honeymoon location way to go
luckyboi:
ohemgee joonie ur taking me to neptune?
joonie:
don't get ur hopes up, i don't know yet but i'm certainly trying.
luckyboi:
aww ❤️
jiminieee:
UM GUYS
IM STILL PANICKING OVER HERE
sunkist:
just go to his dorm
jiminieee:
HE'S NOT AT HIS DORM
HE AND KOOK ARE VISITING TAE'S FAMILY FOR THE WEEKEND
sunkist:
YAY
WHERE'S YOUJIN??
jiminieee:
OOH I CAN TEXT HER
MAYBE SHE CAN TELL ME
yugibear:
add her to the chat!!
jiminieee:
tae would kill me
luckyboi:
add her anyway
jiminieee:
wow u really do hate me
ok fine, but tae might flip once he finds out
jiminieee has added government_spy to it has arrived
yugibear:
GOVERNMENT SPY WHAT NO NVM REMOVE HER
sunkist:
AHAHAHASJDJ
government_spy:
jiminie??
and others
jiminieee:
YOUJINIE DID KOOK SET TAE's HAIR ON FIRE
government_spy:
omf i wish
that would be lit
Yoongi:
u wanna go to neptune too
government_spy:
u paying?
Yoongi:
no
government_spy:
i ain't going then
sunkist:
do u remember me
government_spy:
not with the name sunkist
sunkist:
fair enough
[image sent]
i'm hoseok, jimin's and tae's friend :D
ring a bell??
government_spy:
ah, okey yeah i remember
also is that barry b benson on ur shirt
luckyboi:
i swear she's taehyung but smaller and female
jiminieee:
youjinnnn what are tae and jungkook up to
government_spy:
they've been playing with germ for like the past hour now
Yoongi:
what
government_spy:
the gerbil
Yoongi:
oh
now i remember
government_spy:
and yOU
jimin's boyfriend
you're cool
thank you for that one time by the way
ya know, the pep talk
if u remember that
that was cool of u
Yoongi:
i told u then u didn't need to thank me
government_spy:
too bad
deal with it
joonie:
aw are y'all buddies now
government_spy:
taehyungie's friends are my friends so yes
tho yoongi and jimin are at the top of the list
Yoongi:
...ok
government_spy:
so what's going on with y'all
oh
crap
tae's reaching for his phone now
sunkist:
DONT LEAVE THE CHAT
government_spy:
i'm just leaving the room
hakuna_ma_taetae:
wtf
jiminieee:
TAE U FREAKIN SCARED ME WITH THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO TITLE
hakuna_ma_taetae:
:D ohemgee did u watch it??
jiminieee:
no i was scared kook actually set ur hair on fire
hakuna_ma_taetae:
[image sent]
[image sent]
nah fam we got real close tho 😎
government_spy:
snap why wasn't i invited
hakuna_ma_taetae:
😤 u were talking on the phone with ur girlfriend
jiminieee:
WHAT
government_spy:
i don't have a girlfriend u turd muffin
hakuna_ma_taetae:
g o t o t h e b e a c h
f i n d y o u r s e l f a g i r l
government_spy:
IM NOT GOING TO THE BEACH JUST TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND
hakuna_ma_taetae:
kookie said ur a coward
chocochip_kookie:
i did not youjin
government_spy:
WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT GETTING A GIRLFRIEND TAE UR GAY AF
hakuna_ma_taetae:
w e a r c u t e s w i m s u i t
g o t o b e a c h
t a l k t o g u r l s
g e t t h o s e d i g i t s
government_spy:
OH OKAY IS THAT HOW U GOT UR BOYFRIEND???
hakuna_ma_taetae:
absolutely
chocochip_kookie:
right tae ur swimsuit was soooo cute 💕
i was gonna ask for ur number if u didn't ask for mine first 😍 such a hunk 💪💋
joonie:
i snorted
sunkist:
SHOW US UR SWIMSUIT TAE
chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]
—a/n: yes i know his hair is red now, ignore it
yugibear:
ohemgee wow 😍 ur right what a hunk!! 😘💕
sunkist:
😘😍💕💜❤️🥰😘😘💋
when and where was this taken?? 😝😘
Yoongi:
tf is going on
chocochip_kookie:
yesterday, the beach obviously can't u tell
government_spy:
so ur implying u guys only just hooked up yesterday
chocochip_kookie:
uh
sure
hakuna_ma_taetae:
there u have it youjin
now off to the beach with u
government_spy:
no i'm going to the mall
hakuna_ma_taetae:
we're going with u
chocochip_kookie:
we are?
yes
we are
hakuna_ma_taetae:
operation find youjin a cute girlfriend is a go
kowalski, analysis
yugibear has changed their name to kowalski
kowalski:
aye, skippah
it's a fine day for the mall
hakuna_ma_taetae:
thank you kowalski
Yoongi:
pls don't come to the mall
hakuna_ma_taetae:
why, do u work today
Yoongi:
that's none of ur business
chocochip_kookie:
first stop: yoongi's workplace
Yoongi:
and u guys have the audacity to call yourselves my friends
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a/n:
lol last chapter i said some of the guys had classes, forgetting it was summer break but wtvr, some courses have summer classes so idc; anyway just wanted to point out my own mistake lol
also, been a while since youjin made an appearance so here she is ✊