Rainy Days

By hamm725

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Jordan Reel lived a perfectly ordinary life, even if he could control the weather and water. Then the Umbrel... More

Rainy Days
Prologue
act one;
Chapter One: The Umbrella Academy Shows Up in The Backyard
Chapter Two: Awkward in the Bedroom
Chapter Three: Friday Morning Sucks Worse Than Klaus
Chapter Four: Freaking Exchange Student
Chapter Five: Vanya is Upset (Understatement of the Year)
Chapter Six: Ron Steps On a Butterfly
Chapter Seven: Food and Storytime: The Best Combination
Chapter Eight: Did Not Say to Drug Her
Chapter Nine: Brotherly Bonding; Whoop-Whoop
Chapter Ten: Saturday Night (feat. Tate)
Chapter Eleven: Saturday Night (feat. Tate) Continues To Suck
Chapter Twelve: The Commission Can Take a Chill Pill
Chapter Thirteen: Sex, Drugs Etc. (AKA Klaus)
Chapter Fourteen: Goodbye, Ron; Hello, Wish-For-Death
Chapter Fifteen: Vanya / Butterfly Identification Books
Chapter Sixteen: Sunday
Chapter Seventeen: Magic to Walmart
Chapter Eighteen: Red-Eyed Woman
Chapter Twenty: Apple Pieeeeee
Chapter Twenty-One: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter Twenty-Two: Kissy-Kissy-Cheesy-Wheezey
Chapter Twenty-Three: Mistakes? Never Heard of Them. I'm Perfect
Chapter Twenty-Four: Vanya, Vanya-Eat The Pie!
Chapter Twenty-Five: Mondays Suckkkkk
Chapter Twenty-Six: Superheros Are Idiots Sometimes (AKA What Happened...
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Honestly? I Don't Know
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Plans, Plans, And Look! Even More Plans!
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Hug It Out, Bros
Chapter Thirty: Tuesday Morning
Chapter Thirty-One: Taco Tuesday, Anyone?
Chapter Thirty-Two: I Am Bad At Naming Chapters, I Apologize
Chapter Thirty-Three: Wheels on The Bus
Chapter Thirty-Four: Wow Billie That's Not Suspicious
Chapter Thirty-Five: What's This, What's This? Jordan's Bein A...
Chapter Thirty-Six: As An Afterthought, Diego Can Hold His Own
act two;
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Five Is Kinda Stupid
Chapter Thirty-Eight: We Have Left Diego
Chapter Thirty-Nine: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Forty: Jordan Wakes Up and Cries
Chapter Forty-One: Discovering That Diego Isn't a Liar
Chapter Forty-Two: *singing* Have to Leave, Have to Leave, Wait...
Chapter Forty-Three: Klaus Peed, Allison Leaves, and Jordie Meets the Parents
Chapter Forty-Four: Hey Diego Are You Okay? / Moms Are Cool...
Chapter Forty-Five: Cats Are Cool, But Monkeys Are Magnificent (@ Pogo)
Chapter Forty-Six: Knight In Dirty Clothes
Chapter Forty-Seven: No, Diego, No! / Five, You Stupid Child / They're Just Fine
Chapter Forty-Eight: This One Is Alllllll About Jordie & Fivey, Our Smol Beans
Chapter Forty-Nine: Back to Diego, Our Kraken of a Guy / Man, He Needs a Hug
Chapter Fifty: Fordan? Jive? Whatever, They Have A Talk And Kiss A Little
Chapter Fifty-One: Click Those Heels, Dorothy
Chapter Fifty-Two: Hey Jordie's Drunk and I High-Key Wanna Die
Chapter Fifty-Three: Back To Some Other Important Kiddos
Chapter Fifty-Four: So Close, So Far
Chapter Fifty-Five: Man, Everyone Is Trying to Kill Jordie and Five
Chapter Fifty-Six: Die, Die - SHIT NOT REALLY S H I T
Chapter Fifty-Seven: Gotta Save Friends and Hide Their Bodies
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Run Run Run Ooos
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Damn Ron
Chapter Sixty: Tate & Ron & All These Famous People
Chapter Sixty-One: Waking Jordie Up
Chapter Sixty-Two: Saturday Mornin' / Diego & Phrankie & Park
Chapter Sixty-Three: So, This Is, Like, Terrible
Chapter Sixty-Four: Jordan🥰 / Ron😢
Chapter Sixty-Five: Plans, Plans, And Look! More Plans: The Sequel
Chapter Sixty-Six: No, You Don't Need Your Eyes Checked, It's Just More Plans!
Chapter Sixty-Seven: L-O-V-E Spells-Hey, What Do You Think You're Doing?
act three;
Chapter Sixty-Eight: And We Start The Descent Into Hell (What A Nice Place)
Chapter Sixty-Nine: LOL 69
Chapter Seventy: *Gasps in French, German, Spanish...
Chapter Seventy-One: Diego! Diego! Diego-Diego-Diego-Diego! And Ben!
Chapter Seventy-Two: Diego, What The Hell
Chapter Seventy-Three: o.O
Chapter Seventy-Four: I Probably Wanna Leave, Hehe
Chapter Seventy-Five: Tate to The Rescue
Chapter Seventy-Six: Diego & Ronald / Tate's Arrival
Chapter Seventy-Seven: IT'S TATE OMG TATE WE LUV U
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Tate & Ron Leave / Luther is Trying His Best
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Park! ParK! PaRk! PARKKKKKKK! (And Ryan?)
Chapter Eighty: DanCe ParTy!!1!1!1!!!!!!11
Chapter Eighty-One: RecKoniNG TimE, BiLliE YoU StuPiD DummY!!!!!
Chapter Eighty-Two: Bro Even I Don't Know What's Happening and I Wrote It
Chapter Eighty-Three: I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing I'm Sorryyyy
Chapter Eighty-Four: S T O N K S
Chapter Eighty-Five: w a t
Chapter Eighty-Six: The Old Man
! announcement !

Chapter Nineteen: Whoopsie-Doopsie?

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By hamm725



[sun creek walmart–sunday afternoon]

FIVE PULLED on the jeans, his seemingly permanent frown increasing. He turned in the mirror, glaring at his reflection.

He almost wanted to keep the uniform, but it was dirty and God knows he needed new clothes. He'd never really had any of his own, and he didn't know what to look for.

He should've asked someone.

Letting out a huff, he took the jeans off and folded them neatly, pulling on a different pair. He only had one shirt that he liked and fit well—a plain black tee.

These jeans where a washed-out gray, a rip in the left knee and another on the right thigh. The air was chilly on the bare skin. Sadly, as much as he wanted to avoid them, they where comfortable as fuck. And he needed pants.

He let out a small puff of breath and slipped his shirt off, grabbing a long-sleeved shirt that advertised some band. Damn. This was nice too.

He stared at himself in the mirror, frown softening as he did. He almost looked like a teenager, in this shirt for Green Day and gray ripped jeans.

He opted for seeing how comfortable these clothes truly where, pulling out a pair of Chuck Taylors, almost an identical pair to what Jordan wore. Only these ones weren't held together with tape.

As soon as he tied the laces, lights turned off. His head whirled up, eyes darting around.

Overhead, the speaker crackled.

"Hello, friends," a voice, vaguely familiar started giggling. "So sorry if you aren't...Jordan Reel."

It clicked off. Outside, people started screaming. Gunshots echoed.

Five leapt forwards, not even bothering with the door, appearing in the vegetable section.

"Holy shit!" He shrieked, dropping behind the strawberries.

People with guns. A shit ton of people with guns.

Shoppers where crying as bullets fired off, most of them dropping to the ground. Blood sprayed, and the men guns where shouting to each other.

"Jordan?" Five yelled, wondering what he should do; find the boy, or stop these attackers? Find the boy, stop attackers?

"Jordan, where are you!"

When a toddler—the same one who had been throwing a tantrum—fell to the ground, blood flying from her forehead, father falling on top of her, Five decided to fuck it. He grabbed the first thing close to him.

"Hey dickface!" The armed man turned, and fell in surprise when the cucumber hit him in the face.

The speaker crackled again and that voice echoed over the bullets: "Ha! Lovely aim, dude! Background music, anyone?"

A song that Five was vaguely sure was by Justin Bieber started playing.

"What the fuck!" Five screamed, dodging a bullet.

There was another giggle, and then Five was shot at, bullet whizzing just overhead. Something burst across his face, tearing skin and sending a searing pain through his cheek. He ducked behind the cookies, pressing fingers to the wound, swearing when his hand came away wet with blood.

"We've gotta find him!" One man shouted.

"Find him, my ass," Five said, rolling into a somersault and appearing in the deli.

A few scared employees gaped at him. "I'll take that," he plucked a knife off a counter and waved, jumping back through space and landing next to one gunman.

"What the hell—"

"Sorry!" Five said gleefully before stabbing him in the neck. One of them punched him suddenly in the arm, but Five leaned over and stabbed him back.

Attracted by the screaming, three turned and started to shoot at him, but he merely jumped over to the cash register, wincing when he stepped on a dead cashiers hand.

"Over here!"

Five looked up and saw the gun, eyes widening as the finger pulled the trigger, the bang of the gun, preparing for the bullet to hit, and—

The man shrieked as a torrent of water flew into him, knocking him into the ground where he spluttered and crawled towards his gun, which was being carried away by the liquid.

"The fuck?" Five said, eyes still wide. He shook off the surprise and ran from his cover, immediately being tackled. He raised the knife before a hand grabbed it tightly.

"Jordan?" Five gaped, staring at the boy who lay on top of him, a bruise forming under his eye and several cuts dripping blood. When Jordan smiled, he revealed a mouthful of blood.

"Can we go?" Jordan yelled as the gunman noticed them. "I'm not into death."

Five didn't say anything, just ripped his hand from Jordan's grasp, threw the knife at the closet enemy, and grabbed Jordan, pulling him through space at back to collapse in the living room.

~

Luther and Klaus stood up, eyes wide.

"What the fuck happened at Walmart?" Klaus asked.











A/N:

Ugh I'm sorry I suck so bad at writing action I'm trying I swear
Anywhoozle, thank you guys so damn fucking much for 4K reads and over 300 votes!!!!! It hasn't even been three months and this story has been received so much more than I ever imagined; at most, I figured I'd get like 500 reads and 20 votes. You guys have literally helped me so much, just with your votes and comments and even just your reads. So thank you guys a whole fuckin lot
Besides that, thanks for reading this (terrible) chapter! I hope you enjoyed it, and don't forget to leave a vote/comment if you did!

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