A/N: Lmao, the only love triangle I need in my life
Also, heavy language ahead cuz Shirazu and Urie
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Author POV
Shirazu Ginshi...
A slender young man with long, light orange hair. He usually has a menacing grin on his face and has sharp, jagged teeth...
Urie Kuki...
A slender young man of average height, with purple hair styled into an undercut and dark triangular eyes with unique diamond-shaped irises and has two distinct moles below his left eye...
Shirazu tends to be hotheaded, while Urie tends to be more coolheaded...
They have nothing in common, totally opposite personalities, two different persons...
But, despite their opposite personalities, they had only two things in common
The fact that they were both CCG investigators...
...And the fact that they were both interested in you...
But what about you?
Did they attract you like a damn magnet? Both of them?
Oh, fuck yeah...
Shirazu was more fun to be with, he always made you smile or laugh, brightening up your day... while Urie was more composed and had the brains. Even if you didn't get the grip of some things from time to time, he didn't mind explaining it to you all over again if it meant for him to spend more time with you...
But what made the situation more stupid, it was the fact that Shirazu didn't know Urie was in love with you and vice versa. They both didn't know that you were in love with the two of them at the same time and if you were to choose, you couldn't...
You just... can't...
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"So..." uttered Saiko as her eyes were glued on the TV, playing video games with you. "Between Shirazuki and Uri-boy, who do you like?"
"I-I... uhh... well..." you started to stutter as your face flushed red by her sudden question. "I can't... choose"
"Say whaaaat" said Saiko with a bored curiosity until she noticed that you were serious. "No way"
"Yes way"
"You really can't choose?"
"Nope"
"Well" said Saiko after a moment of silence as her head was now resting in your lap. "Which one of them makes you more happy?"
"Both" you simply replied
"Don't tell me that Muscle Brain makes you happy" groaned Saiko
"Well, he does. The fact that he doesn't get pissed too easily when I don't understand something makes me a little happy for example. But Shirazu does too. He always makes me happy when the skies are grey with a stupid joke or the way he comforts me. I just can't choose between them, they're both so awesome"
"Well, you need to know who do you like more, or else you'll die alone" giggled Saiko as you gave her a stone faced expression
"Don't need to remind me" you sighed frustrated
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And since that day, heaven, or rather hell, unleashed in the Chateau
For example, there was this one case where a ghoul was about to behead you in an instant if Shirazu wasn't there to kill them and refused to leave you alone anymore
Another time, on the night of the Auction, a ghoul was about to kill you in an instant with their kagune when you weren't paying too much attention at your surroundings if Urie didn't take the hit for you right in his shoulder
You thought about yourself as a disaster. You couldn't properly use your kagune, you sometimes made stupid decisions, telling them that you have only one life, but you were composed and calm at times and really skilled when it came to knives, which is one of the many things they like about you
How could you choose between such two amazing boys?
Remember when I said that hell unleashed in the Chateau?
Well, it kind of did, especially when...
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"Shirazu? (What the fuck are you doing?)" Called Urie when he saw the mentioned man getting ready to knock at your door
"Holy--!" Shirazu jolted. "Stop scaring me like this, Uri-boy" he sighed, whispering
"Why are you whispering? (Better question, what are you doing at her door?)"
"I don't want [Y/N] to hear me" Shirazu continued to whisper
"Why?"
"I-I want t-to..." Shirazu started to stutter as Urie cocked an eyebrow at the male's antics. "I want to take [Y/N]-chan on a date tonight" he admitted, still whispering as Urie looked shocked at him. "I really like her so--mmh?!"
But Urie didn't let Shirazu finish his sentence when he put a hand on his mouth to shut him up
"The fuck did you just say?" Urie whispered, trying not to get pissed
"You heard me" Shirazu whispered when Urie took off his hand. "I wanna take her out on a date, so if you don't mind..."
"And what if I do mind?" Asked Urie in a threatening tone
"Haa? Why tho--ohhh" said Shirazu a little surprised. "Well, I was first to make the first step, so I guess I have the right to ask her out and I don't wanna share"
"Fuck off, she's not a property" hissed Urie
"So... what are we gonna do now? We both like her, but... who does she like?" Shirazu muttered, looking at the ground
"Certainly not you"
"You bastard" Shirazu snarled, taking Urie by the colar. "You wanna fucking go?"
"No thanks" said Urie, pushing Shirazu off him
"I don't wanna fight with you, Uri-boy, but sometimes you give me no choice" Shirazu hissed as Urie just clicked his tongue in annoyance. "Look, like you said, she's not a property, but let's settle this for once and forever. The first who gets [Y/N], will win. If the other fails to do so, he won't get jealous or aggressive and will accept the truth. Deal?"
"Deal" said Urie, frowning at Shirazu. "No cheating, capiche?"
"Capiche" Shirazu winked as he left, going into his room as Urie did the same
Hey, rules are rules, right?
"But if you cheat" continued Shirazu from his door frame. "I won't hesitate to take out your kakuhou, fry it and eat it with my own bare hands, Uri-boy"
But Urie didn't listen to Shirazu anymore. He gave zero fucks about his threats and closed the door to his room
They asked themselves if you heard any of their conversation, but they exhaled in relief when your voice echoed into the whole house when you came back home after a walk with Saiko
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And the 'game' started...
Oh, and what a game...
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You were cooking dinner with Haise as Shirazu and Urie were in the living room, watching the two of you without you noticing it
When one of them was around, the other was too
They wouldn't give each other the opportunity to be left alone with you
Neither Shirazu, nor Urie liked to lose... especially someone like you, so of course they would go even over the edge for you...
"Kya!" You exclaimed, throwing the knife away as both Shirazu and Urie jolted in their seats and in a flash they were in front of you
"What happened?!" They asked in sync as you held your index finger
"It's just a mere cut" you said, flashing them a small smile
"Let me find a bandage!" Shouted Shirazu, looking in every cabinet as Urie took a pack of sugar
"Sugar forms a paste when it hits liquid, and the chains of glucose help clotting agents stick together a little quicker. It's also a mild disinfectant, and helps prevent infection" explained Urie as he poured it in a small bowl when he noticed the puzzled look on your face
"You sly motherfucker" cursed Shirazu in a whisper as Urie took your hand in his
"This method is used only for small cuts, Urie-kun" said Sasaki as he took your hand and made you spin around to face the sink. "We need to wash it first and put a bandage on the wound"
"With you slow idiots it already regenerated" you said, turning around and heading upstairs as the three boys looked dumbfounded
And poof, when you disappeared, Shirazu and Urie's anger came again, looking like they were going to kill their poor mentor that just wanted to do his job
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Or there was this other time when...
"Come on, [Y/N]-chan" said Shirazu, taking on his brown coat. "We need to go and collect informations about this case"
"Finally! Some time alone with her! Maybe I'll be able to make a move" thought Shirazu
"If you're going ghoul hunting, I'm coming too" said Urie as he took you by the wrist and opened the door
"Haah?!" Deadpanned Shirazu. "This is our case, if you don't mind!"
"With someone such as you, I'm afraid (not) that you'll get killed" Urie simply answered
"Fuuuuuuuuuc-"
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And that's how it went most of the times...
The boys were always on your nerves and it pissed you so goddamn much sometimes
Until one day, when you decided to confront them...
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It was a sunday morning and you were sitting on the countertop in the kitchen, sipping on your coffee when Shirazu came, cocking an eyebrow at you
He didn't know what was more shocking... the fact that he was all alone with you or the bossy position with your legs crossed you were in
Maybe both?
Yeah, both
"Uhh, [Y/N]-chan?" He asked a little confused
"Sup" you greeted, not even looking at him as you took a sip of coffee
"Why are you up there?"
"I was trying to take the box of cereal, but I can't reach it" you replied as he aproached you
"This one?" He asked as he took a box from a cabinet above your head
You hummed in response when he handed it to you when you realized how close he was
"T-too close" you thought, feeling your face was burning
And then, a new emotion was running through your whole body as your heart was beating faster than usual
It was adrenaline...
Not the same you feel when you're on missions, but other kind of adrenaline
"I'm sorry, Uri-boy" thought Shirazu as he looked in your eyes. "I'll ask her out... now or never!"
But like he heard his thoughts, Urie came into the kitchen, frowning at Shirazu
"Suddenly, I don't feel sorry anymore!" Shirazu mentally groaned
"The hell are you doing?" Urie snarled as you looked now at him
"You know what?!" Shirazu shouted out of the blue, making you flinch. "[Y/N]-chan, I need to get something off my chest!"
"You're not the only one that needs to" Urie interfered as he aproached the two of you
"Fuck off, I was first to make a step!" Shirazu hissed as you looked at them confused as hell
"I told you, [Y/N] is not a property, you idiot!" Urie snarled
They continued with their bickering and with a rain of colorful language until you shouted at them, making them flinch
"What the fuck, you two?!" You snapped at them as they looked at the ground. "You're teammates and on top of that, you're friends! How can you fight with each other like this?! And this has been going for a while now!"
"[Y/N], I like you!" They both said in sync, avoiding your previous question as they slammed their hands on the countertop, making you jolt
"W-w-what?!" You exclaimed, your face looking like a tomato
"We both like you" said Urie. "But you have to pick between one of us"
"That's if you like us" continued Shirazu
"B-but... I can't..." you muttered. "You're both so great... you're totally opposites, but I like the both of you..."
The boys blinked fast for a while, processing the news
"Did you just say... you like us?" Muttered Shirazu as you just shook your head up and down. "But like Urie said, you have to pick one of us..."
"I know!" You dramatically sighed. "But I just... can't..."
"[Y/N], just do it" they said in sync again, creeping you out a little. "Me or him?"
"W-well... I-I... I choose..."
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You choose Shirazu
"S-Shirazu" you replied, making the mentioned male's face go 50 shades redder as Urie sighed defeated, backing off
"R-really?!" He shouted as you just nod
"This is fair enough" Urie sighed once again as he crossed his arms to his chest
"No hard feelings, alright man?" Shirazu asked as he playfully punched Urie in the shoulder
"Yeah, yeah, just like you say" Urie waved him off
"Then, I can do this" said Shirazu after a moment of silence as he took you in his arms from the countertop
"Shirazu, what the hell?" You and Urie said in sync
"Finders keepers, losers weepers!" Shouted Shirazu as you two were heading upstairs
"It doesn't make sense in this situation!" You retorted
"Let me have it my way" Shirazu whined a little as your figures slowly faded away, leaving Urie there, heartbroken
"(Congrats, Shirazu. You moved faster than me...She looks happy, so keep her happy... but if you dare to hurt her... I'll kill you with my own bare hands...)
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You choose Urie
"U-Urie" you replied as the mentioned male blinked fast as Shirazu looked in disbelief at the both of you
"R-really?" He muttered as you just shook your head up and down
A rare small smile curled up his lips as he helped you get off the counter as Shirazu just sighed a little before flashing a sad smile
And to make it more even, Urie claimed you by kissing you in front of Shirazu who just turned away, disgusted
"Alright, alright, I got it" Shirazu chuckled. "You don't have to rub your victory in my face"
"But if you dare to hurt her... I'll still take out your kakuhou with my own bare hands" Shirazu thought as he looked at the two of you. "She looks happy, so keep her happy, Uri-boy"
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You choose them both
"B-both of you!" you replied as they looked at you in disbelief
"[Y/N], you know we can't" said Shirazu. "Just choose one of us, we won't be mad, alright?"
"That's the thing! I can't choose between the two of you!" You replied as you sighed frustrated. "I need you both, so I can't make a choice..."
"I guess... this isn't a bad decision after all" said Urie as he took your hand in his and kissed it
"For once, I agree with you, Uri-boy" chuckled Shirazu, doing the same
"Nice, I just started a harem" you giggled as Shirazu and Urie looked up at you
"At least, let us be the only ones in your harem" they both said in sync, creeping you out a little
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You choose no one
"I don't choose any of you" you replied, making them flinch
"W-what?!" They both shouted in shock
"Like you just said earlier, I'm not a property that you need to share. Besides, I'm tired to see you fighting all the time because of me" you replied, getting off the countertop, disappearing upstairs
"Did she just..." started Shirazu after a moment of silence
"Reject the both of us?" Completed Urie as they looked dumbfounded at each other
"I think [Y/N] is right" sighed Shirazu, crossing his arms to his chest. "Look at us, we're both grown ups and we're fighting over a girl"
"It was pretty childish" said Urie, massaging his temples in frustration
"Bros?" Asked Shirazu, extending his fist to Urie
"Yeah... bros" said Urie, chuckling a little at Shirazu's antics as they fist bumped