A/N: this oneshot was requested by a_depressed_psycho
Hope you like it uwu
This is the original Qs squad btw
Also, reader is bisexual in this one :3
Without any other author notes, enjoy this oneshot
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Author POV
Could this day get any more boring than it already was?
You were all waiting for your day off and when it came, no one found anything interesting to do
Even Saiko that would stay locked up in her room, playing games for the rest of her life was bored
It was serious business...
As you were all sitting in the living room, staring at each other, an idea popped in your mind
"Hey, why don't we play something?" You bluntly asked as the others looked at you
"What's on your mind, [Y/N]-chan?" Asked Saiko as she was resting her head on the coffee table
"I dunno, anything will work" you replied, sighing
"Will "7 minutes in heaven" work?" Asked Shirazu, giving a smug grin
"Why? Do you have a particular reason?" You asked, wiggling your eyebrows
"Maybe, maybe not" Shirazu nonchalantly replied
"Well, I'm in" said Sasaki, followed by Mutsuki who just shook his head up and down
"Yo, Uri-boy, are you with us or not?" Asked Shirazu when he noticed Urie was getting up
"(Screw you, I'm not a child anymore to play stupid games with you all) I'll pass" he simply replied
In the next moment, you took the TV remote from the coffee table and as you were filled with rage from Urie's attitude, you threw it in his head with all of your force
"Urie Kuki, sit your ass down here on the couch this instant or else you'll get something that will hurt even more than that remote" you said in one go, showing him your clenched fist
He didn't think too much about it and he did as told
The squad kinda feared you when you were filled with rage. You were like a ticking bomb that was about to explode any second by now and preferred to be obedient, instead of getting on your tail even more
"Okay, you little bitches!" Your voice echoed in the whole house as you took out of nowhere a beanie. "We will all put a small object here and spin a bottle. If the bottle stops in front of any of you, you have to take something random from the bag. I'll give you five minutes to find your objects"
Five minutes later
You put in the bag a paperclip
"Alright, close your eyes and throw the things in the beanie" you said. "And if any of you looked without my permission, I'll kill you. Capiche?"
They all just nodded and did as told
In less than a minute, the beanie was already filled with objects as you started to shake it a little to mix them
"Mutsi, spin the bottle" said Saiko, handing Mutsuki an empty bottle of water
The green haired male placed the bottle in the middle of the table, spinning it as you all watched it spin around
And the bottle spinned...
And it continued to spin...
Until it landed on...
...You
"This got interesting quick" giggled Saiko
"Alright, let's see" you said, shoving your hand in the beanie
You picked out a... I don't even wanna say what you picked
The others stared at you in utter shock as you looked confused at the small silver package from your hand
You blinked fast a few times, processing what was happening when Shirazu couldn't take it anymore and started to laugh like an idiot
You picked out a condom
"I swear to God and all the dignity from above, when I find out the fucker who put this in my beanie, I'll kill them" you said, getting up
"To make it more even!" Said Saiko, taking you by the hand. "The seven minutes will be spent in the pantry from upstairs"
"Wh-why?!" You shouted, your face flushing red
"Cause it's small and maybe you'll use that magic package from your hands" she giggled
"I swear to God!!--" you started to yell, but she already shoved you in there
You waited for a few more seconds, waiting for the fucker that had some plans tonight
You were nervously tapping your foot on the floor until the door creaked, revealing a tall's man figure when your heart skipped a beat
"H-Haise?!" You shouted, looking mortified at the bicolored man
"H-hey, [Y/N]-chan" he muttered, closing the door
"You little motherfucker!" You said out loud. "I thought you were innocent?!"
"Hush now" he said, only a few inches apart from your face. "Time is flying, why don't we start?"
"You sly little shi--" you started to curse under your breath
But Haise stopped you by crashing his lips on yours as you widened your eyes in shock
He wasn't wasting any time and with one hand he was holding you by the waist while with the other he started to look for what was under your shirt as you let out a small moan
"Why don't we use the magic package from your hand?" He said in a husky tone when you came back to your senses and noticed that you were still holding it
"Haise, no" you whimpered
"Haise, yes" he replied, kissing you again
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And the bottle spinned...
And it continued to spin...
Until it landed on...
...You
"This got interesting quick" giggled Saiko
"Alright, let's see" you said, shoving your hand in the beanie
You picked out... a dice?
"A dice?" You asked confused as you furrowed your brows
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.
.
Tapping your foot on the floor, waiting for the one that put a dice in the beanie, the door creaked, making you turn your head to look at who entered the room
"Shirazu?" You asked confused as the blonde haired male closed the door. "Guess you had some plans for tonight" you softly chuckled
"Let's just say that I had a feeling" he replied, aproaching you
"A feeling?" You scoffed. "That I'll be the one that will pick the dice?"
"[Y/N]..." He uttered. "Can I... can I kiss you?"
Your heart skipped a beat when you saw how flustered he was after he literally blurted this question
"S-sure" you stuttered
You stared into each other's eyes as the gap between you two got finally closed when you brushed your lips against his
It was a sweet, innocent kiss...
"I liked you for a very long time, [Y/N]..." He confessed as your heart was beating faster. "You're really an amazing person and I admire you so much... will you... will you be my girlfri--"
"Okay, the seven minutes passed!" Shouted Saiko, opening the door
"H-how?!" You and Shirazu both shouted
"Did I interrupt something?" She asked a little confused as Shirazu just groaned
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And the bottle spinned...
And it continued to spin...
Until it landed on...
...You
"This got interesting quick" giggled Saiko
"Alright, let's see" you said, shoving your hand in the beanie
You picked out... a pencil
"A pencil?" You muttered as you looked a little confused at it
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.
.
For a split second, you thought that you picked out Urie, because he, being the artist of the Chateau, would be only natural for him to put a pencil in your beanie
But oh, how wrong you were...
"Mutsuki?" You muttered, looking at the green haired male that entered the room
He didn't answer. Instead, he took a few small steps until he arrived in front of you
"What's the use of being shy?" You giggled, making him feel flustered as hell when you placed your hands behind his neck
You slowly pulled him closer as he grabbed you by the waist, but Mutsuki suddenly turned his head away, making you feel a little confused
"Mutsuki?" You uttered. "What's wrong?"
"I... I can't do it" he replied. "I can't do this to you"
"C'mon, Mutsi, it's just a game" you sighed. "If you feel uncomfortable with me, it's alright, we can stop--"
"No!" He yelled, making you flinch. "I mean, there's nothing wrong with you... I really, really like you, [Y/N]-chan" he confessed as he was strocking some strands of your [H/C] hair. "It's just... I don't think you'll like the real me..."
"The real you?"
"[Y/N]-chan... I'm... I'm a girl..."
Your heart skipped a beat as he looked unsure at you
Was that the good thing to do?
To tell you the truth?
You couldn't help it and you started to giggle like an idiot as he frowned
"So you're trans, huh? It's alright, Mutsi" you said, finally kissing him as his eyes widened in shock
"W-wha..."
"It's alright, I like you too!" You cooed. "I'm bisexual, by the way"
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And the bottle spinned...
And it continued to spin...
Until it landed on...
...You
"This got interesting quick" giggled Saiko
"Alright, let's see" you said, shoving your hand in the beanie
You picked out... a memory stick...?
You blinked fast a few times as you continued to stare at the object from your hand until you shrugged it off and went in the pantry, waiting for the person you indirectly picked out to come
And they finally came...
"Saiko?" You said, looking at the bluenette who blushed madly
"Yo"
"So, what do you wanna do?" You asked as she came closer
"I'm in love with you!" She blurted, making you widen your eyes in shock
She slapped her mouth with her hands as you were staring at her in shock
"R-really?" you muttered
"I mean! I mean!" She started to wave her hands in protest. "I'm as gay as a rainbow!"
And again, she slapped her mouth as you just stood there like an total idiot
Should you laugh?
Should you cry?
Maybe both?
Or maybe...
You chuckled softly as you removed her hands from her lips and placed a soft kiss on her lips
"I thought I was straight as a noodle" you said, smiling. "But I guess a noodle is straight until it gets wet"
"Or it turns gay" she chuckled
"Or it turns gay" you repeated after her
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And the bottle spinned...
And it continued to spin...
Until it landed on...
...You
"This got interesting quick" giggled Saiko
"Alright, let's see" you said, shoving your hand in the beanie
You picked out... a hair tie
"Wait a second" you said, frowning. "This is my hair tie! I was looking for this little bitch for days! Which one of you fuckers take it?!"
But it didn't matter, Saiko was already pushing you inside the pantry
"When I catch that little motherfucker that took my precious hair tie, I swear to God, I'll kill them" you muttered, tapping nervously your foot on the floor when the door opened. "Urie?!" You shouted as he closed the door. "Why the fuck would you take my hair tie?!"
"Keep it down, you're too loud" he said, coming closer. "And you left that in my room when you came the other days to bother me"
"Ouch, rude much" you said, puffing your cheeks
A heavy silence fell in the room before he let a sigh part his lips
"Look, I'm going to say it only once, so you better hear me out" Said Urie, breaking the silence. "Even if you're acting sometimes (all the times) like a child, I find you interesting and atractive. You sometimes can be cool-headed and I like that. And like hell I'm going to be cheesy, but I like you"
Your heart started to beat faster at his sudden confession as he started to look a little unsure
"I... I like you too, Urie--" you confessed
But he didn't need to hear anything more than that...
When he heard that you like him too, he didn't waste any more time and grabbed you by the waist and crashed his lips on yours
You slowly melted into the kiss as he started to bite your bottom lip, making you let out a small moan of pleasure
"Okay, the seven minutes are over!" Shouted Saiko, opening the door. "Get out of here before you do anything else!"
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A/N: I must admit, this one was interesting and fun to write at the same time XD