11:41 PM
*Just Bitches Now*
Camz:
We have a situation
Alz:
What kind of situation?
DJ:
Actually we have two situations
Laur:
Wow how vague and unsettling
pls explain
Mani:
Who wants to go first?
DJ:
Not it
Camz:
Well ya guys know Becky and Naomi, right?
Wait, dumb question, obviously you know them
Anyways, Naomi was driving becks and I home from school and I was third-wheeling in the backseat
Which by the way, Na has a very nice back seat! She keeps it nice and clean
Mani:
No offense Mila, but get to the point
Camz:
Right sorry
So they were talking and then they started fighting and apparently Naomi is leaving in a few weeks to traveling Europe with her family
DJ:
Lucky bitch
I wanna travel Europe
Maybe not with my family though
Mani:
Stop acting all tough DJ, we both know that you wouldn't last two weeks on a separate continent from your family
DJ:
I will admit nothing
Camz:
GUYS
THIS IS A BIG DEAL
Laur:
Why? She's just going on vacation, right?
Camz:
She's going to Europe for two years
Alz:
Oh shit
Mani:
I assume Becky isn't going with her?
Camz:
For one, its too expensive and also, she's going to college in the fall and she's got a bunch of required events and orientations going on all summer
So yeah, she's staying home
Laur:
Poor becks :(
How's she taking it?
Camz:
Well, when Na dropped us off I went inside to give them some alone time and when Becks finally came back inside, she seemed okay, but she always acts all tough so I know she's not
They're debating if they should try long distance or not- Na really wants to, but Becky isn't sure
She wants Naomi to have fun in Europe without having to worry about her gf back home or the time difference or avoiding possible romance
DJ:
Why are all the endgame couples breaking up
First Normally, and now....
wait, what's their ship name?
Camz:
Uh
Beaomi?
DJ:
And now beaomi?!?
Laur:
They might not break up- some couples can make it long distance
Camz:
Becks was trying to make jokes about it, but she's been abnormally quiet and she asked if she could sleep in my bed tonight
Laur:
is she asleep
Camz:
Either that or in deep thought
Alz:
Aw poor becky
Keep us updated?
Camz:
Will do
Hey what are the other situations?
Mani:
Well Dinah and I were at the mall with Gus
Camz:
HEY you stole my son?
DJ:
To be fair, you didn't even notice
Laur:
CAMZ
HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD HIM
Camz:
Don't get mad at me! I thought you had him?!?
DJ:
Since like 1
hahaha
Alz:
Wow A+ parenting camren
Camz:
Shut up Ally
Alz:
Make me
DJ:
Oh kinky
Laur:
NO DINAH
Mani:
Can i get back to explaining the situation?
Laur:
You didn't lose him, did you?
He's only a kid!
Mani:
Relax Lo, he's with DJ in the kitchen
Right D?
DJ:
Uhhhhh
Camz:
DINAH
DJ:
Kidding! Jesus
Yeah, he's eating all the pieces of popcorn that i keep dropping on the floor
Mani:
You made popcorn and didn't offer to make me some?
This is my house?!
That's my popcorn!?!
DJ:
You only had one bag left
whoops!
Mani:
I hate you
DJ:
Yeah right
Mani:
Huff
Laur:
So anyways, back to Gus and the mall?
Mani:
Right, well we saw viagra and kade at the mall
Camz:
Uh oh
DJ:
Good news! Looks like kade got herpes!
Mani:
Dinah, not the point?
DJ:
Just thought I would ad a positive note sheesh
Laur:
Holy fuck, just spit it out already
Alz:
Dinah what did you do?
DJ:
Why do you assume that I did anything?
Alz:
Because it's you
DJ:
Fair enough
I may have gotten Gus to leave a little present in Viagra's purse
Mani:
Which would have been hilarious
If it was actually her purse
Camz:
DINAH
Laur:
Oh my god, this is gold
Alz:
If it wasn't Venessa's purse then....
DJ:
we also ran into Camila's old lady neighbor
Camz:
Please tell me it wasn't her purse
DJ:
She may have recognized Gus by his collar and she really needs a new purse
Camz:
Why me?!?
She already doesn't like our family!!
Not after christmas of 2015
Alz:
What happened christmas or 2015
DJ:
Also Gus isn't allowed in that mall anymore
Camz:
DAMNIT DJ THAT MALL HAD HIS FAV DOG PARK
Mani:
If it makes you feel any better, it was really funny
Your neighbor recognized Dinah too and legit tried to wack her with her cane
Alz:
Wait what happened christmas of 2015
DJ:
I've never been so scared in my life
Laur:
Isn't she like, 90 or something?
DJ:
She's strong for a 90 year old, okay?!?
Alz:
Hahaha Dinah got beat up by a 90 year old
but for real
What happened on christmas 2015 at the cabello household
DJ:
I did NOT get beat up
Mani:
yeah, just chased out of the mall
Camz:
Well, you've got to find a new dog park for Gus to go to
And if Ethel comes over here with her cane and a bag of shit, i'm giving her your phone number and address
I know you've got a big family D, but i'm pretty sure she had like ten kids and now she's onto great- great grandchildren
She's got an army!
DJ:
YOU WOULDNT
Camz:
Try me!
Laur:
If you didn't want to deal with an angry old lady, then you shouldn't have sent Camila's puppy to take a shit in her purse lol
DJ:
It was supposed to be vanessa's purse!!
Laur:
Why did you even have Gus anyways?
DJ:
Bringing Gus to the mall like a disney fast pass- you get to jump in front of all the lines, extra stuff, the staff loves you
Mani:
It attracts cute boys and girls
Alz:
Pst! What happened on christmas of 2015!!
DJ:
Yeah, and that...
Camz:
Well, will you guys at least let me know when you take my son!
You should be ashamed of yourselves, you got him banned from his favorite park!
ya know he has a pitbul puppy girlfriend
She's a whole 6 months older than him
He's into older, stronger women ya know- but thanks to you he can kiss that relationship goodbye
DJ:
Oh my god you are so dramatic
My nephew is a ladies man! He'll be fine
If anything he'll get to explore some new breeds- maybe find someone more his age
Mani:
You do realize we're talking about a dog here, right?
This sounds like a custody battle or some shit 😂
Are we sure caminah aren't actually some old divorced couple
Camz:
Hey why do we have to be old
DJ:
Yeah can't we just be divorced
Alz:
I just really wanna know what happened christmas of 2015
Camz:
Let's just say the night ended at 6 am with the power out on our entire block (only partially our fault) and one of my uncles passed out on her front porch swing
Laur:
Is it just me or does everyone just have that one uncle who's a piece of shit but you tolerate and sometimes like cuz he's family
DJ:
Pretty sure i have like 4
Laur:
Your family is like 4x the size of a normal family though so the ratio comes down to 1
DJ:
Geez thanks for discounting 3/4ths of my family
Camz:
Anyways, i'm still mad at you DJ
DJ:
This is you mad?
You're like when Gus-Gus tries to act tough
Too cute to take seriously
Camz:
DINAH JANE
DJ:
Oooooh full name!
Mani:
You guys are positive you we're married and divorced in a past life or something?
DJ:
Well it would explain why my dad basically treats her like my boyfriend
Camz:
OH MY GOD HE DOES DOESN'T HE
he literally told me to bring you home by 12 the other day when we netflixed binged shamless at Mani's!
Laur:
He is aware that camz is MY girlfriend, right?
Camz:
He is aware that i'm gay as fuck, right?
DJ:
Yes he's aware that you're gay as fuck
i may have hinted that i might be into girls too and now i think he's hoping i'm into you because he likes you too much- like being overly supportive and subtly pushy
Camz:
Aw that's actually kinda sweet in an awkward dad way
but i'm still mad at you
DJ:
Uh huh
sure
Camz:
I am!
Laur:
You guys should have heard her cute little huff
Camz:
Okay fine, i'll admit- it's a little funny
DJ:
I knew it!
Camz:
But you still have to find Gus a new dog park
Alz:
Wait a second- can't you just bring raider to the mall?
DJ:
Raider does not have the same effect as Gus
Raider is getting chubby, and he's not even a puppy anymore
Camz:
HEY RAIDER IS A HANDSOME BOY YOU TAKE THAT BACK
DJ:
😜
Mani:
Well i'm tired so i'm gonna cuddle with Gus
DJ:
And me!
Mani:
Maybe
DJ:
I'll take it
Camz:
I'm sleepy too
You better bring Gus back in the morning
He's MINE
Laur:
Ours
Camz:
the point is not Dinah's and not Mani's
anyways, goodnight everyone, have sweet dreams
Except dinah cuz i'm still mad at you
Laur:
Night my love 😘
sweet dreams!
DJ:
Yeah yeah, night mila
Mani:
😴
Alz:
goodnight
A/N: It's been awhile