[Taehyung and Yoongi private chat]
taetae:
YOONGI UR AUNT LIKED MY MOST RECENT INSTAGRAM POST I S H U T
D O W N
Yoongi:
why
taetae:
I DONT KNOW WHY SHE LIKED IT BUT I DO KNOW THAT I SHOVED IT IN FELIX'S FACE AND HE LOWKEY HATES ME NOW
Yoongi:
what was your post
taetae:
don't u follow me on insta
Yoongi:
no
taetae:
U DONT?
Yoongi:
look it was an accident
taetae:
TF U MEAN BY THAT
IM SO OFFENDED BY THIS UGH WAIT TILL I TELL KOOKIE
Yoongi:
and what's he gonna do
spit banana milk in my face
taetae:
I DUNNO MAYBE
MAYBE HE WILL
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[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]
taetae:
KOOKIE I HAVE SMTH TO TELL U
chocochip_kookie:
i do
taetae:
what?
chocochip_kookie:
what?
taetae:
uh
OH RIGHT
YOONGI'S AUNT LIKED MY MOST RECENT INSTA POST
chocochip_kookie:
😲 did she comment and subscribe too?
taetae:
insta not youtube
chocochip_kookie:
did she lyke commet and subscribble
taetae:
instagram
chocochip_kookie:
did she tap the bell for notifications
taetae:
kookie
chocochip_kookie:
yeah baby
taetae:
instagram
chocochip_kookie:
did she slide into those dm's like
wait no she better not have
what's her @
taetae:
@whyareyoudoingthisrightnow
chocochip_kookie:
i can't find her
are there any underscores
taetae:
KOOKIE
chocochip_kookie:
yeah baby what's up
taetae:
THE WOMAN WHO HAS BECOME A BIG INSPIRATION OF MINE IN MY ART AND DESIGN STUDYING ACKNOWLEDGED A POST OF MINE ON SOCIAL MEDIA
DO U KNOW WHAT THE POST IS
chocochip_kookie:
of course i do
it's the one of u posing in front of a sketchbook which u claim to keep ur design drafts in
taetae:
RIGHT
AM I BEING DRAMATIC FOR GETTING EXCITED
chocochip_kookie:
absolutely not
u have every right to be excited
and u know what??
i'm h*ckin excited for u
taetae:
THANDKWJDYYOU
maybe if i spam shownu he'll notice u 👀
chocochip_kookie:
lmao yeah ok
jimin would kill me if that ever happened, he's such a fanboy
also shownu's an idol he doesn't have time to be on insta
taetae:
well min sunggi runs a company yet she still updates her personal account pretty often,,
chocochip_kookie:
that's irrelevant
anyways
!!!!!!!
taetae:
!!!!!!!!!!
i feel like there's something i'm forgetting tho
.
.
.
OH RIGHT
SO YOONGI'S NOT FOLLOWING ME ON INSTA APPARENTLY
chocochip_kookie:
don't worry baby i'll spit banana milk in his face
then what's he gonna do
meow at me ?
i'm not scared of him
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[Taehyung and Yoongi private chat]
taetae:
ur move, kitty
Yoongi:
ew don't call me kitty who tf do u think u r
taetae:
😤
he's not scared of u
Yoongi:
what're u talking about
taetae:
wouldn't u like to know
Yoongi:
not really
taetae:
lol
ur lucky i'm in a good mood right now
Yoongi:
and if u weren't, what would u do
cry about it
taetae:
WHAT IF I DID
Yoongi:
well maybe i'd feel a tiny bit bad
taetae:
really???
Yoongi:
no not really
taetae:
can't u say smth nice to me
Yoongi:
i think you're very unique
taetae:
OHEMGEE THX
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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]
Yoongi:
did u hear the news ??
my aunt liked taehyung's instagram post!!
jiminieee:
i've never felt so much sarcasm
in one of your texts
than this one right here
Yoongi:
am i not a good actor
jiminieee:
not really
Yoongi:
oh well i tried
jiminieee:
im sure u did, yoongi
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[rip Jin's phone]
taetae:
YOONGI ISNT FOLLOWING ME ON INSTA
luckyboi:
OHEMGEE JOIN THE CLUB TAE
Yoongi:
petty
u two are so petty
joonie:
*pretty
chocochip_kookie:
*pretty
lmao we sent that at the same time
joonie:
wild
if it makes u guys feel any better he's not following me on insta either
taetae:
for real??
joonie:
nah i'm kidding lmao i'm on his special friend's list
jiminieee:
ME TOO!!!
taetae:
oh stfu u privileged favs
tf with this discrimination
chocochip_kookie:
it's ok baby
let's go take those pics of yoongi u printed out and hide them around campus
Yoongi:
excuse me tf
taetae:
we have his attention
chocochip_kookie:
mission success
operation get lil meow meow to follow us on insta is a go
taetae:
roger that skippah
YourMcHobi:
what's going on i was in the shower
yugibear:
ohemgee what a coincidence same
luckyboi:
tmi you guys
yugibear:
?
WAIT-
Yoongi:
why is it that once everyone joins the conversation i suddenly get a headache
joonie:
ur three and a half years past ur bedtime
Yoongi:
that's probably true
thanks for reminding me
jiminieee:
yoongi pls don't go to sleep for the next three and a half years
Yoongi:
initiating sleep sequence
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a/n:
HI UHM I LOVE YOU GUYS 💜💜
TO COMMEMORATE 1K FOLLOWERS HERES AN UNNECESSARY FACE REVEAL LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR
⬇️
not the best pic but i'm shy and don't take selfies much 😣
also i know i look like a baby but i swear i'm 18 😪
ok i'm messing with u lmao keep scrolling
that's all you're getting lmfao