me on valentine's day tomorrow lmao
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@niall: wake up wankers
@niall: i'm bored
@lewis: fuck you
@lewis: i was masturbating
@niall: oh- i'm so sorry sir
@niall: 🚪 i'll go
@lewis: i was KIDDING
@lewis: i finished five minutes ago
@LiamPayne: jesus christ ..
@lewis: PAYNO do NOT take the lord's name in vain
@LiamPayne: oh sorry
@LiamPayne: 🙇🏽♂️✝️😓🚌
@niall: wait why the bus
@LiamPayne: i wanna be hit by it
@lewis: oh sweet me too
@Harry_Styles: louis ):<
@Harry_Styles: i'm fully capable of helping you
@Harry_Styles: we talked about this
@niall: this is awkward
@lewis: baby i'm sorry my dick was gonna blow up and u were at the store
@Harry_Styles: does this marriage mean nothing to you ????
@lewis: of course it does i'm sorry i won't do it again ❤️❤️❤️
@LiamPayne: what kind of fight is this
@Harry_Styles: my husband doesn't like me touching his dick
@lewis: i diDNT SAY THAT
@Harry_Styles: you were thinking it 😒
@lewis: i was not !!!
@Harry_Styles: we wank together, that's our thing and you know that
@lewis: i know i'm sorry i won't wank alone again
@Harry_Styles: i always have better wanks with you <3
@lewis: me too <3
@lewis: w u i mean
@Harry_Styles: aw babe
@zayn: what the fuck is this
@niall: louis wanked without harry
@zayn: oh shit mate
@zayn: u can never wank alone
@lewis: i made one mistake 😔
@LiamPayne: oh uh zayn
@LiamPayne: last night i kinda-
@zayn: liam
@LiamPayne: i'm sorry i had blue balls
@zayn: they weren't purple yet so u could've fucking waited two seconds
@LiamPayne: i'm SORRY
@niall: ......i wanked alone last night too
@zayn: yea but ur alone so it doesn't matter
@niall: oh ok
@lewis: tomorrow is valentine's day <3
@Harry_Styles: u can have ONE of my sweatshirts as a gift
@lewis: they're already mine tho
@lewis: fuck off i get a pair of shoes too
@Harry_Styles: you can have the purple trainers
@lewis: EW no
@lewis: i told u to throw those away ages ago
@niall: harry- its time for u to get rid of her
@Harry_Styles: but we've been through so much ):
@lewis: fine i'll take them so i can have a nice bonfire
@Harry_Styles: i'll get the divorce papers <3
@lewis: i'll burn those too <3
@niall: oop lol
@Harry_Styles: wanker
@lewis: pisser
@niall: niall !
@zayn: shut up niall
@Harry_Styles:
@Harry_Styles: look at my baby today 😌
@lewis: i wore the color for u 💚
@niall: yellow ???
@lewis: lmao no are u blind
@niall: i'm color blind fuck off
@lewis: wait reaLLY ??
@lewis: how many fingers am i holding up
@LiamPayne: louis he's color blind
@zayn: i think louis is BLIND blind
@lewis: fuck off
@lewis: i can see perfectly fine
@niall: lmao sure
@lewis: fuck off niall at least i know what color the sky is
@Harry_Styles: louis stop he's sensitive
@niall: fight me louis
@niall: i dare u
@lewis: oh really
@niall: uh
@niall: ...yes
@lewis: i already have my weapon
@lewis:
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HELLO
IM SO FUCKING SORRY SKDKD THAT WAS AWFUL
I JUST KEPT SPEWING RANDOM SHIT AND HERE WE ARE
HOPE U ENJOYED LMAO
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