Butt fuck it? // l.s

By xbeautifulstyles

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[COMPLETE at 100k] @Louis_Tomlinson: hey sexy (; @Harry_Styles: Excuse me? @Louis_Tomlinson: I was gonna make... More

Chapter 1: butt fucks & dad jokes
Chapter 2: little shit & little bitch
Chapter 3: holey
Chapter 4: send nudes
Chapter 5: the krusty krew
Chapter 6: memes
Chapter 7: mariwanna
Chapter 8: the salt squad
Chapter 9: #allthehomo
Chapter 10: the mystery™️
Chapter 11: lewis
Chapter 12: random skank bitch
Chapter 13: its time to stop
Chapter 14: unseasoned chicken
Chapter 15: quack
Chapter 16: panini head
Chapter 17: sims
Chapter 18: rip wheaty
Chapter 19: itty bitty bum titty committee
Chapter 20: bed post anal
Chapter 21: kung kow chicken
Chapter 22: nopple
Chapter 23: jingle my balls
Chapter 24: beef whistle
Chapter 25: #neaf
Chapter 26: orbs
Chapter 27: twitcam
Chapter 28: the meme battle
Chapter 29: camel toe
Chapter 30: bearded clam
Chapter 31: sucky sucky ten bucky
Chapter 32: ziam
Chapter 33: rip vine
Chapter 34: yAWN
Chapter 35: eleanono
Chapter 36: a whole mess
Chapter 37: mario kart
Chapter 38: battleship
Chapter 39: don't be silly wrap your willy
Chapter 40: choke
Chapter 41: djgracieg
Chapter 42: rip zigi
Chapter 43: zayn's independence day
Chapter 44: i dont do butt stuff
Chapter 45: rip nouis
Chapter 46: snakes
Chapter 47: CHASM
Chapter 48: meaner beaners™️ minus one
Chapter 49: the meme OGs
Chapter 50: hot bunz
Chapter 51: the boob bandit
Chapter 52: hiatus
Chapter 53: powdered sugar papa
Chapter 54: chicken n chili
Chapter 55: meanie hut jr ⚠️
Chapter 56: spoopynatural
Chapter 57: the best chapter tbh
Chapter 58: suck his dick
Chapter 59: peen sniffer
Chapter 60: trampz 4 lampz
Chapter 61: dumb bitch juice
Chapter 62: cheese
Chapter 63: rings n shit
fin
Chapter 64: dickphobia
Chapter 65: curb stomp
Chapter 66: horan whores & tomlinsluts
Chapter 67: 𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓹𝓸𝓭𝓼
Chapter 68: shiall
Chapter 69: 1% crackhead
Chapter 71: dickphobia pt. 2
Chapter 72: goodbye?
Chapter 73: go crazy, go stupid
thank you
bonus: met gala
extra bonus bc ily

Chapter 70: wankers

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By xbeautifulstyles

me on valentine's day tomorrow lmao
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@niall: wake up wankers

@niall: i'm bored

@lewis: fuck you

@lewis: i was masturbating

@niall: oh- i'm so sorry sir

@niall: 🚪 i'll go

@lewis: i was KIDDING

@lewis: i finished five minutes ago

@LiamPayne: jesus christ ..

@lewis: PAYNO do NOT take the lord's name in vain

@LiamPayne: oh sorry

@LiamPayne: 🙇🏽‍♂️✝️😓🚌

@niall: wait why the bus

@LiamPayne: i wanna be hit by it

@lewis: oh sweet me too

@Harry_Styles: louis ):<

@Harry_Styles: i'm fully capable of helping you

@Harry_Styles: we talked about this

@niall: this is awkward

@lewis: baby i'm sorry my dick was gonna blow up and u were at the store

@Harry_Styles: does this marriage mean nothing to you ????

@lewis: of course it does i'm sorry i won't do it again ❤️❤️❤️

@LiamPayne: what kind of fight is this

@Harry_Styles: my husband doesn't like me touching his dick

@lewis: i diDNT SAY THAT

@Harry_Styles: you were thinking it 😒

@lewis: i was not !!!

@Harry_Styles: we wank together, that's our thing and you know that

@lewis: i know i'm sorry i won't wank alone again

@Harry_Styles: i always have better wanks with you <3

@lewis: me too <3

@lewis: w u i mean

@Harry_Styles: aw babe

@zayn: what the fuck is this

@niall: louis wanked without harry

@zayn: oh shit mate

@zayn: u can never wank alone

@lewis: i made one mistake 😔

@LiamPayne: oh uh zayn

@LiamPayne: last night i kinda-

@zayn: liam

@LiamPayne: i'm sorry i had blue balls

@zayn: they weren't purple yet so u could've fucking waited two seconds

@LiamPayne: i'm SORRY

@niall: ......i wanked alone last night too

@zayn: yea but ur alone so it doesn't matter

@niall: oh ok

@lewis: tomorrow is valentine's day <3

@Harry_Styles: u can have ONE of my sweatshirts as a gift

@lewis: they're already mine tho

@lewis: fuck off i get a pair of shoes too

@Harry_Styles: you can have the purple trainers

@lewis: EW no

@lewis: i told u to throw those away ages ago

@niall: harry- its time for u to get rid of her

@Harry_Styles: but we've been through so much ):

@lewis: fine i'll take them so i can have a nice bonfire

@Harry_Styles: i'll get the divorce papers <3

@lewis: i'll burn those too <3

@niall: oop lol

@Harry_Styles: wanker

@lewis: pisser

@niall: niall !

@zayn: shut up niall

@Harry_Styles:

@Harry_Styles: look at my baby today 😌

@lewis: i wore the color for u 💚

@niall: yellow ???

@lewis: lmao no are u blind

@niall: i'm color blind fuck off

@lewis: wait reaLLY ??

@lewis: how many fingers am i holding up

@LiamPayne: louis he's color blind

@zayn: i think louis is BLIND blind

@lewis: fuck off

@lewis: i can see perfectly fine

@niall: lmao sure

@lewis: fuck off niall at least i know what color the sky is

@Harry_Styles: louis stop he's sensitive

@niall: fight me louis

@niall: i dare u

@lewis: oh really

@niall: uh

@niall: ...yes

@lewis: i already have my weapon

@lewis:

(@niall left the chat)

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HELLO

IM SO FUCKING SORRY SKDKD THAT WAS AWFUL

I JUST KEPT SPEWING RANDOM SHIT AND HERE WE ARE

HOPE U ENJOYED LMAO

vote? comment?

-s

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