Chapter 30 The Revvel!
OMGOSH I CNAT BLEIFE THAT HIS HAS ONLY BEEN UP FOR A DAY AND YORU ALREDDY FMALING!1!11!1! [I can]
:( STOP! JUSES MIGHT LIKE GAT PPPL NOW BUT THAT DOENT MEAN EH LIKKS FLAMMERS [Jesus ain't got time for this shit; shut the fuck up before I hunt you down and murder your sorry ass]
"Are you" said BrakenFur. [Thank you, Brakenfur! Finally someone who hasn't fallen for her sadistic bullshit!]
"WHY WONT QNYONE BELIVE ME" said starGleam and she ran uot of the cmap. [Overdramatic much?]
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angry! [im laughing too hard at this wtf it's just nothing and then 'angry!' who is angry. why do we care. why is this so funny to me.]
HOW cloud BrakinFor noy belivfe her after!11!11 And atfer averythign she done as a amaxing kit! [*spews lemonade* What the FUCK?! From the sound of it, all she did was whine her way through her kit moons!]
She went to Satinclam and it wsa in a clerring just past the thunderclan boarder. She saw all the catd who were in Satnclan and there were..... CXLOUDTAIL AND MOUTHWING!11!1!11!1111 [Mouthwing]
"LakePaw and RedFur dd you tell FlameOelt and NightRani that they couls come back now?" said Stargleam? [Are we not addressing the Cxoudtail and Moutwing thing...??]
"no were all stlill athletes" StarGleam was bout to go home when realized soethinf. [Athletes...?]
There cats were crepping towerd her!11!1! [...]
"What are youo doing!1!" said she. SatinClaw wallked up to her now he was earing purple nail pollish and three was a blackk stirpe on his head. [The fuck...?]
"We cnat' let you left Stargleam he said. you know to muchgt." [She knows NOTHING. She's a MORON.]
HOlyLeaf kumped out form the shadows and turhned into a BOBCAT!1!1! [Good for her]
Bubcat HullyLeaf ran at StarGleam! [K.]
She hit StarGleam!1!1 Satinclaw came up 2 and hestared to claw her.
But when thet clawed her stomich somtehgn inside of StarGleam hurted!1!1!1!11! [It's called pain. Pain hurts]
IT WAS A KIT111! [THE FUCK?!]
STARGLEAM COULD FELL HER KITS PAN!
she was,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, PREGGANT. [WHAT HOW]
"IIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE !1!" SIAD STARGLEAM. [How many of these chapters have ended with Starbitch screaming dramatically?]
AUTHROS NTOE OMG JAZZY POSTED THIS CHPTAE WITHOU T ME SAYIGN SHE OULCD. IM SORRY I DIDNT GET TO ETID TI MROE! [You say that like it would've been better if you HAD edited it]
I DIDNT KNOW JAZZCOULD USE MY COUTN [Does this count as proof that Dark Rose and 'Jazzy' are actually thesame person?]