"why the heck are you all so small? OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! im 6'8" you guys are actually normal sized."
"just because im BRITISH doesn't mean I like tea- *sniff sniff* ...... DO I SMELL CHAMOMILE?!"
"HELP! CASSY IS TRYING TO TOUCH MY AREAS AGAIN!! AHHHH!"
"someone just asked me if my penis is as big as my sword and I'm scared."
*blows whistle* "RAAAPPPEEE!!! bad touch, BAD TOUCH!!"
"NITRO! you can NOT touch my butt! that's WEIRD."
"I'LL PROTECT YOU MY LADY! WHERE IS THE THREAT?! *looks down to see large spider* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AN ARACHNID!!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IIIIITTTT!!!!"
*sniff sniff* I sMeEl TeA!"
"Cassy is trying to woo me with her lady parts and I'm getting uncomfortable, please hide me."
"AAAAHHHHHHH!!! THERE'S ANOTHER SPIDER!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! IT HAS MY TEA BAG!! THAT'S MY LAST ONE, TOO!"
"nitro turned into me and now Cassy thinks im in love with her..... AGAIN."
"you make me wanna commit rope-neck..."
"I'MSORRYPLEASEDON'TSHOOTME!"
"*leans in closer* *whispers* I will shove this claymore so far up your ass you'll be tasting steel. now stop it."
"IM GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS GOSH DARN WALMART IF YOU GUYS DON'T KNOCK IT OFF!"
"mom! the kids at school are picking on me because I'm not a normal height!"
"I don't spook easily- *spots Nitro butt ass naked standing in the corner giving him 'the look'* *starts sweating*"
*mickey mouse voice* " O H B O Y ."
"you make me very uncomfortable."
"what do you mean? I don't have a sword in my pants?"
"pth."
"what's a popsicle? OH, you mean an ice-lolly? yeah, I'll have one!"
"Americans are weird."
"WHY IN THE HECK WOULD YOU CALL A VEST A 'WIFE-BEATER?!'"
"your dialect makes me question a lot of things."
"THAT SONG IS JUST A STEREOTYPE! we don't just sit around eating biscuits and tea listening to that crap."
"Womp." *drops lamp on floor* *lamp shatters*
(updates when I figure out some better quote for this beautiful British boy.)