Chapter 27 the Mameries [Dark Rose, would you please number your chapters correctly?!]
stpo flameing! whats rworng wth i dont you knowe a good stoary when uk see one? :((( [Oh I've seen plenty of good stories...
THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM]
StarPaw wondered threw the forst madly. She was anger.y. She lokked it was FlamaPelt! "FalmePelt help me she said yor a good steret cat what do you?' [You're a good street cat]
"lol i don know do wahat your heart says." [Great advice, Falmepelt]
She liked over to her mte NightRain. His blue eyes sparkeld shoningly into her wired eyes thier was one blue won green she was straet not like LakeP. [So are Redpaw and Flamepelt different cats? Ooooohhh alright. For some reason I thought the author just like randomly changed her name lol.
Then Redpaw x Lakepool isn't actually incest. Oh, okay cool, I ship it]
"But dos it really mater? i mean im by [Bi?] so it realy doesnot btw i heard there makicng Satinclan." [Who is?]
"what noooOOOOOOOOOOO" siad STarKit and NightStorm at eh same time. "NO YOU CANT BE BY FLAMEPETLE NOOOOOO ITS AGANST THE COMONDMENTS" nightrain looked afast! [Oh, so being bi IS bad. Well then. Good to know.]
"so who cares! said FlamePaw definsively. [this is the first character in the whole book I've actually kinda liked]
"We." said NigthRAin and GleamPaw. "Why." she said. [*giving Staridiot the finger*]
"because its bed." they said. [Logic]
"well watever Im going to g join SaitnClan cuase im evil now by" said FlamePelt and she was gone. [that escalated quickly]
"?" said StarPaw beuatifully. [How do you say 'question mark' beautifully? How do you say ANYTHING beautifully?!]
"I DONK NKOOOW" SAId RAINspolash. And he rain off. [Rainsploosh rain off. Author, you are moron; please stop trying to puns.]
[also wait a minute I thought his name was Nightrain...]
StawPaw was so sad that tears started to rall down her feca. Why nust her famly be so gya. [It just runs in the family. Sooooo... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
she wandred. She walked and went until her was at the clering. "This is were we meat." [meat.]
she tough sadly thinking of HawkfRost.
And... then she looked at the tree!111!1!11! it was the same tree HawkGrost had hit put his into lookig for her!1!1!1! AND AL OF THE SUDDEN SHE REMEBERED!31! [What.]
verythinga bout hawkfrost and FirwStar and all the oms who lobed her and the propecy and the forest! [the ones who lobed her. yes, I know it's supposed to be 'loved' but that's still too funny]
"~!11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!111111" said TarGleam. [How tf do you say !11!11!1!1!11!1!11!1!1!1!11!1!1!11!11111?
Oh, I know.
EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN! EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ONE! EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN! EXCLAMATION POINT! ELEVEN THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED ELEVEN!
...that took a lot ofcopy-pasting holy shit ]