Waring: Some Cursing
Joker & Harley- (Good word: Oke) (Joke)- One day your mommy was trying to teach you how to say mama & dada. "Come on Puddin' cup say mama. Ma-ma." She encouraged you. You tried but only babbles came out. Your daddy overheard and came into the family room where you and your mommy were. "Sweetie please say mama." She begged as she got "How to get your baby to talk for dummies" book. "Try Daddy, y/n." He said as you smiled as he laid beside you. Then your mommy and daddy got into an argument over what you should say. Feeling the pressure, you began to cry. "No, no baby clown. Shh... Daddy's here y/n." Your mommy went to go get your hyena, while your daddy tried to cheer you up. "Does my lil clown wanna hear a joke?" He asked you as he sat you on his lap. "What's a duck's favorite food?" He asked as you looked up at him with teary eyes. "Quackers." You smiled and laughed, for that was one of your favorite jokes that your daddy would do for you. "Oke." "Yes baby. Daddy told you a. Wait a minute. What did you say?" "Oke." "Harley! Y/n said her/his first word!" She came running down the stairs like the roadrunner until she was in the family room. "What did our lil clown say, Puddin'?" "Watch. What did Daddy tell you, y/n?" "Oke." "OMG! Great job lil Puddin' cup." Your mommy cooed. "Can ya say mama?" "No say daddy." Your parents said as they began to fight over what they wanted you to say again.
(Bad word: Fuck) Your daddy was in an important meeting, so you were with your mommy, Bud and Lou. You were playing with them but you wanted your daddy to play with you too. "Oke?" You said looking at your mommy. "Daddy's in an a meeting, sweetheart. But mommy can tell ya a joke." She said, but you began to cry because you liked your daddy's jokes better. She tried to calm you down, but you weren't giving up. Your daddy and his business men heard you. "J? Is that a baby crying?" One of the men asked. "That's none of your business." He said. Your crying grew louder and your daddy's business men were getting annoyed. "J? Can't you go shut your little bitch/ bastard up? She's/he's giving me a headache." The second man said. Your daddy got pissed off, for NO ONE MAKES FUN OF THE KING'S LITTLE CLOWN. "What did you say, Darren?" He said darkly. "I said can't you shut-" A bullet went right between his eyes and ended his life. "Does anyone else have something to say to me?" He asked as he pointed the gun at the remaining men. "No? Good. Now GET OUT!" He yelled. All of them ran out of there like cheetahs. Your daddy ordered his men to clean up the mess, while he went to see you. "Now, why is my lil clown sad, when she/he should be happy and smilin'?" He asked you as he placed you into his arms. "Oke?" "Oh you wanted to hear one of your Daddy's jokes, well Daddy will tell ya a good one." He cooed as he walked over to the couch. "How was the meeting, Puddin'?" "A fuckin' pain in the ass." "Puddin'! Watch your language around y/n!" Your mommy said. "What? Y/n doesn't know how to say-. "Uck." "Shit." "Mr. J, you are sleepin' on the couch." "What's Daddy going to do with you?" He said as he tickled you.
Katana & Diablo- (Good word: Ire (fire) One cold day your daddy was showing off his fire skills by showing you all different shapes, animals, etc. to you. "You like daddy's fire trick, don't ya y/n?" He cooed at you. "I-I-ire!" You cheered. He broke into a smile and called your mommy over to let her hear your first word. "What is it my love?" "Watch this." He said as he made more fire animals. "Ire!" You said again. "Our baby is growing up." Your mommy said as she cried.
(Bad word: amn it (damn it)- Your daddy was fixing something downstairs and didn't realize that he missed a step. "Damn it! I hate these damn steps!" He yelled as he got up and saw you. "Amn it!" "Oh no. Y/n that's not what daddy said. Daddy said "darn it." He said trying to correct his mistake. Your mommy came into the room and smiled. "There you are, y/n. Mommy's been looking everywhere for you." She cooed. "Amn it!" "Hmm? I wonder who told you that?" She said as she looked at your daddy with a smirk on her face. "Sorry honey. I didn't know that y/n was there when I got up after I said that. I'm sorry." "Oh Diablo. I'm not that mad. At least she'll/ he'll know that the "dam" part is known as a beaver's home. Just be careful next time." "I will." He said as he kissed you and your mommy.
Deadshot- (Good word- ulleye (bullseye)- You were with your daddy, who was practicing his shooting. He hit the bullseye mark and you said "ulleye." "Yes baby. Daddy hit the bullseye." He cooed as he got his guns, put them away and went to go pick up Zoe, so you and your family could go out and celebrate your first word.
(Bad word- ass)- Your daddy was on the phone with "Angelo", who was giving him another hit job. "So you know what to do?" "Yeah, but I want to be paid doubled." "Who the hell do you think you are telling me what to do!" "Ya know something "Angie". You're an ass!" Your daddy said. He turned around and saw you. "Hey y/n. Watcha doing?" "Ass?" "Oh crap. Baby don't say that. I know daddy said it but he didn't mean to. Promise me no more bad words." You just snuggled into his neck and went to sleep.
Killer Croc & Ivy (Good word-Ock (Croc)- You were out on a family outing to the Gotham City Zoo. You were really excited because you were going to see all the different types of animals. "Are ya excited to see all the different animals, little croc?" Your daddy asked. You squealed with joy, because your aunt Harley got her "babies" here and maybe you could get one too. Once all of you were there, your parents took you to see the giraffes. Once your family was there, you made grabby hands at one of the giraffes. The giraffe lowered it's self down to you so you could pet it. You hugged the giraffe and let go, for it was their lunch time. Next you went to see the zebras. Once you had all the animals, your daddy took you to see the crocodiles. "What's that, little croc?" "Ock." Your daddy and mommy were shocked but were very happy that you said your first word. They packed up the car and went home. During the car ride home your mommy said "I was hoping that y/n would've said flower." She said while pouting. "Maybe that can be her/his next word to say." Your daddy said to cheer her up. "You're right it's going to be her/his next word. I would die if y/n said the clown's name."
(Bad word- Itch (Bitch)- Your aunt Harley and uncle J were stopping by for a visit, because your mommy had some stuff for them, but mainly your aunt Harley. "Hey Harley. J." Your daddy said as he let them in. "Hey KC. Where's Red and y/n?" She asked. The minute you heard her say your name, you came around the corner with your stuffed Dory plush. You smiled and squealed when you saw your aunt and uncle. "Y/n, my lil Puddin' pop. What do you got there?" "Ory. (Dory)" "OMG! You're talkin'! Can ya say my name? Say Harley." "Ley." "Aw. You're so smart." "Hey what about uncle J? Doesn't he get a hug from his favorite lil niece/nephew?" He asked with a sad pout. You squirmed as your aunt Harley gave you to him. "Ah, there my lil clown. So can you say my name? Say J." "Ay!" "Good job, kiddo. I'll have to take ya to the toy store later." He said as he blew a raspberry on your cheek, making you giggle. "Hi Harley. Clown." "Plant." "Hiya Red. So what do ya got for us?" "Just come back here and I'll show you." Your mommy said. There was one little problem, you didn't want your favorite auntie and uncle to leave you. You wanted them to stay with you, for they just got there. "Fine. Alright my lil clown. Uncle J & aunt Harley will be right back." Your uncle said as he gave you another raspberry. You were on the verge of tears as you saw them disappear. "I-itch!" You said, making everyone run back to you. "What did y/n just say?" "Say it again baby girl/boy." "Itch!" "WHO TAUGHT MY LITTLE FLOWER TO SAY THAT!!!!?" Your mommy yelled, scaring you. Everyone looked at your uncle J. "I didn't teach y/n that. What kind of person do ya think I am? I maybe a criminal but I wouldn't teach my lil clown any curses." He said, holding you and rubbing your back to help you calm down. "It's my fault, Ivy. I was watching a movie last night and I fell asleep with y/n on the couch. I guess she/he must've woke up and watched it. I'm sorry." "Well I'm not happy about our little girl/ boy cursing, but I guess I can let slide this one time. I forgive you Croc." She said as she kissed him, while your uncle pretended to gag at them, making you laugh.
Captain Boomerang- (Good word: Mate)- You and your daddy were having some daddy-daughter/son time by learning some words, since you were learning how to talk. "Alright y/n. Can ya say zebra?" "Ba." "Close enough. How about we try kangaroo." "oo." "Good job, mate." "M-ma-mate!" You cheered as your daddy picked you up and hugged you close to his chest. "Well done, y/n. This calls for a celebration. How about we go out for dinner and ice cream?" He said as he got your jacket and his as well.
(Bad word- it (shit)- You were playing with your toys, while your daddy was on the phone with one of his men. "How much money did we make from last week?" "We stole only about $12,000." "Shit!" "It!" Your daddy hung up the phone and turned to you. "Oh no. Y/n, sweetheart, please don't say that. Daddy will be in big trouble, if nana hears you say that. So promise daddy you won't say that again." You nodded and you kept your promise that you wouldn't curse anymore... For that day.
Dr. June Moone & Rick Flag- (Good word- ag (flag)- You were out with your parents going to the park for some fresh air and playtime. You saw the American flag and said "ag." "Oh my God. Rick, y/n said her/his first word and it was flag." She said as she lifted you up into the air. You giggled and smiled at your parents. "My little solider is growing up too fast." Your daddy as your mommy gave to him.
(Bad word- eeus (Jesus)- Your daddy was having a rough day, because he had off, but Waller called him in to do a mission the next day. He wasn't too pleased, for he just got in yesterday and now he has to pack up again and leave your mommy and you again. You were crawling around when you heard him said "Jesus! Damn it all. I hate that woman. She always calls me when she has a mission or something." Just then he heard a small voice that said "eeus." "Oh no. Y/n don't say that. Mommy's going to be mad at me." "Now why would I be mad at you, dear." She asked as you said "eeus." "That's why." "Oh Rick. I'm see this as y/n is praying to him to make sure you back home to us, unharmed. Aren't you, sweetie?" She cooed and snuggled your little nose. "Dada, orry. (sorry)" "No baby. Dada's sorry. He should've watched his language. He forgot that he has a little solider now. I'm sorry." "Shall we forgive daddy, y/n?" "Yea." "We love you, daddy." "I love my family.
Enchantress- (Good word- een (queen)- You were with your mother, who was showing you the world. "You see, y/n. Mommy's going to rule over this pathetic world and become queen." "Een?" She smiled at you as you said your first word. "Yes my little heir. Mommy will become queen and you are my little princess/prince. No one can stop us, no matter how hard they try." She said. "Sister. The minions had captured the one named "Waller." "Thank you brother. Now y/n, you be good for your uncle and mommy will show you more of the world." She said as she kissed you and left to go torture Waller.
(Bad word- ell (hell)- As your uncle was watching you, when he noticed one of the minions were trying to come into the nursery. "I thought I told you that the nursery was OFF LIMINTS!!!!!" He yelled. "Holy hell. Those guys never learn, do they, y/n?" "Ell." "No, don't say that. Your mother will-." "Brother. I'm going to kill you!" She said. "Mama." "Hello my heir. Would like to see more of this world?" She asked as she used her magic to show you more of the world.