"This question is for both of you. Why don't you ship Fluttershy and Discord?"
AppleJack: Uhm to be honest, Ah don't personally think that a relationship like theirs would work out.
Rainbow Dash: Nor would it be appropriate! Isn't Discord like a hundred years old?
Raven Star: No, isn't he like a thousand years old?
Rainbow Dash: I don't know but Fluttershy is only seventeen. See how weird and gross that is?
AppleJack: The Element of Kindness. . .
Rainbow Dash: . . .with the King of Chaos?
AppleJack: Hell naw.
Rainbow Dash: Besides, Discord would be wayyy happier with Celestia.
AppleJack: *shocked* Celestia? Why?!
Rainbow Dash: Because it's a good ship! #Dislestia forever!
AppleJack: How the fuck did you just use a hashtag out loud-
Raven Star: So, do you guys ship Dislestia more than Fluttercord?
AppleJack: Ya, probably. And Flutterma-
Rainbow Dash: Wait, I thought they were already toge-
Raven Star: SHHHHH!!!