Hamilton Gay Oneshots

By TheThotPolice

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Ok, Gay oneshots! Definitely will be smut but with warning so bye! More

Intro
Lams Wedding ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jeffmads Angst & Fluff
A Lazy Morning Mullette
BLUE VELVET JAMILTION SMUT
Lams Two Lovers
Tea Time Geollie
Tea Time PT:2
Sick Jeffmads
Mullette Couch Sexy Time
Prompts
Forget - Lams
Jamilton - Idek
The Beach - Jamilton
A/N

Lams - Zoo & Turts

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By TheThotPolice

Dedicated to @omg_mii! Hi! X3

John's POV

Today, I came to the zoo with Laf and Herc but I'm pretty sure they left to go off and fuck in the bathroom so alas, I'm all alone. I sigh and walk over to look at my little babies. Turtles! I fucking love turtles so much they are so adorable. As I walked over to the turtles, I see a man there as well. He had his hair back in a ponytail. He turned and looked at me and I felt helpless. His blue almost violet eyes looked to be studying me and I blushed and turned away and looked at the turtles.

Alex's POV

I came to the zoo today with the Schuyler sisters and they all ran off and left me alone. I sighed and look at the turtles. They are pretty cute but I prefer lions. I was looking at them until I saw the most adorable man I have ever saw. He had his poofy hair tied back in a ponytail and his green eyes filled with wonder. He blushed and looked at the turtles. I smiled and walked over to him.

"Hello." I said and he looked over at me, blushing madly. "H-Hello." He muttered and I smiled at his adorableness. "My name is Alexander Hamilton. Might I ask yours?" I said and he nodded. "M-My n-name is John L-Laurens." He stuttered out and I smiled at how freaking cute he is. "Well, may I ask what you are doing here?" I ask and he sighed. "I came with my friends but I think they went off to the bathroom to fuck." He said and I chuckled, causing him to blush even more. "I feel you, my friends just ditched me." I said and he giggles, causing my heart to melt. "Well, I see you like turtles?" I said and his eyes lit up. "I love turtles!" He said bouncing up and down like a little kid. I chuckled and he stopped and blushed. "Sorry I sometimes get over excited about turtles." He said and I laughed. "I think its adorable." I said and he turned into a human tomato. "D-did you know that Chelonians can make sounds by swallowing or by forcing air out of their lungs, and some species emit unique noises. The red-footed tortoise, a South American species, makes a series of clucks that sound like a chicken. Male Travancore tortoises in Southeast Asia emit a high-pitched whine that sounds like an electric motor when they're seeking mates. The giant musk turtle , which is found in Central America, is known for yelping like a dog when it's startled or being attacked. I'm sorry, I tend to state random facts about turtles when I'm nervous! I'm so sorry!" He said and covered his face. I chuckled and grabbed his hands and pulled them away from his. "I didn't know that. That is really cool though." I said and he blushed furiously again. I smirked and I held his hand. "Would you like to go look at other animals?" I said and he nodded. I smiled and led him to the lions.

"D-do you like lions?" He said and I nodded. "I think their super cool." I said and he nodded. "Not as cool as turtles!" He said giggling and I chuckled. "Whatever you say John." I said laughing. "Do you wanna go to the gift shop and then go get ice cream together?" I asked and he nodded. "Ok lets go!" I said and we headed off to the gift shop.

John's POV

Alex and I walked to the gift shop and I immediately saw a turtle stuffed animal. I ran over to it and picked it up. I ran back over to Alex and showed him it.

"Alex! Look its a turtle!" I said and he chuckled. "That it is." He said and he took it from me. He walked over to the counter and then bought it. "Your turtle my good sir." He said bowing. I giggle and took it. "Imma name him Alex!" I said and held it close. Alex chuckled and grabbed my hand.

"I need to text my friends that I'm going with you ok?" I said and he nodded and I pulled my phone out.

Gay Turtle Boi: I'm leaving!

Mamayette: Where mon ami?

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

Gay Turtle Boi: I met this guy and were gonna go get ice cream

Mamayette: He could be a murderer mon ami

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

Gay Turtle Boi: He's not!

Mamayette: How do you know?

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

Gay Turtle Boi: I just know it!

Mamayette: How?

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

Gay Turtle Boi: My gut is telling me he is good! He is so sweet and kind! HE BOUGHT ME A TURTLE STUFFED ANIMAL!

Mamayette: I guess you can go mon ami but you better be careful

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

Gay Turtle Boi: Thank You Guys!

Mamayette: Your welcome mon ami

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^*

Mamayette: Herc, I love you but please stop it or I will beat you with a baguette

HERCULES MULLIGAN: Fine

Gay Turtle Boi: BYEEEEE

Mamayette: Bye my gay son

HERCULES MULLIGAN: ^^^

HERCULES MULLIGAN: Pls don't hurt me

I giggled and turned off my phone. I look over at Alex and see he has his phone out too I smile and start to play with my stuffed animal as I wait for him to be finished.

Alex's POV

I pull out my phone as well so I can text the sisters and tell them I'm leaving.

A. Ham: I'm leaving you guys.

Pegleg: Y :(

BurnEverything: Yeah why Alex?

Angie: ^^^

A. Ham: After you guys ran off, I met the most adorable man ever and we are going to go and get ice cream.

Pegleg: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

BurnEverything: How do you know he wont murder you

Angie: Yeah ;-;

A. Ham: Guys, he is a cinnamon roll!

Pegleg: I fully support you

Pegleg: They grow up so fast :')

Angie: Yeah they do :')

BurnEverything: Mhm

A. Ham: I also bought him a turtle stuffed animal after I met him at the turtle exhibit.

Pegleg: THAT IS ADORABLE AHHHHH

Angie: Damn gay

A. Ham: Don't you mean straight?

Angie: Did I fucking stutter?

A. Ham: How would I know?

Pegleg: She didn't

Angie: What happened to Eliza

Pegleg: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

BurnEverything: Sorry, I saw a cute girl

Pegleg: OMG EVERYONE IS GETTING SOME ACTION

A. Ham: Oh my God, he is playing with the turtle stuffed animal!

Angie: Go be with him Alex

A. Ham: Don't have to ask me twice!

I turned off my phone and looked over at John. "I'm ready." I say and he looks at me. "Me too!" He said and I chuckled and grabbed his free hand. We walked to my car and we then drove to À La Mode.

We walk in, hearing the bell above the door chime. "What flavor do you want?" I ask, pulling out my wallet. "Can I please get caramel!" He said, bouncing up and down. "Ok." I say and step over to the counter to order. "H-H-Hello H-How M-May I H-Help You?" A boy with short blonde hair asked, a nervous wreck. Suddenly another boy came up behind him and pulled him into a hug. "Its ok Evan." He said, causing the smaller boy to calm down. I chuckled and they looked at me. "What." The taller boy snapped. I raised my hands up defensively and I pulled John in front of me. "I'm not judging." I said, causing John to blush and turn around and bury his head into my chest. I smirked and played with his hair. "Can I get a two cones. One with caramel and one with coffee please?" I said and the taller boy nodded. I handed him a ten and then we got our ice cream and sat down.

"How is it?" I asked and he smiled. "Its really good!" He said and I smiled. We soon finished our ice cream and we headed outside. "Can I get your number?" I asked and he nodded. We exchanged numbers and I then brought him home.

"Thank you for getting ice cream with me John." I said and he smiled. "Thank you for the ice cream and for the turtle Alex!" he squeaked out and pulled me into a hug. I smiled and hugged him back. "We will have to do it again." I said and he nodded. He then gave me a quick peck on the cheek before closing the door. I slowly lifted a hand up to my cheek and smiled. I then turned around and headed home.

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