[big boi central]
babyboi:
"If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine."
—Jackson Wang, to his new crush
YourMcHobi:
OMFHWGAJDJ
THATS GENIUS
Taetae:
I AGREE
chocochip_kookie:
did it work
babyboi:
well he made the guy laugh so there's a chance
I rEALLy hOpe so tbh cuz ohmyggosh he's been talking about this guy for a long time now he's fallen hard
luckyboi:
who is he?
babyboi:
his names mark tuan
Namjoon u might know him, jackson said he shares a class with u guys
joonie:
Ooh yeah I think I do
jiminieee:
omfhwkw I hope it goes well for him :)
YourMcHobi:
saame
chocochip_kookie:
r u ever gonna change ur name back hobi
YourMcHobi:
u know what Jungkook
just for that
no
taetae:
lmao
KEEP US UPDATED YUGYEOM
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[big boi central]
babyboi:
OKAY UPDATE,,
JACKSON IS STARING AT MARK WITH THE MOST ADORING LOOK IN HIS EYES WHILE MARK IS EXPLAINING SMTH JACKSON MISSED WHILE BEING ABSENT
WHAT DO I DO
HE LOOKS SO IN LOVE WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO HIMSELF
YourMcHobi:
is mark gay at least??
babyboi:
Ugahhdkwfhka I don't even know
I've hardly spoken to him,,
it's sad but I don't think he is??
I mean I overheard someone ask if he had a girlfriend and mark was like "not currently, no"
chocochip_kookie:
well it's still possible
best stay positive right
babyboi:
right
OKAY ILL BRB JACKSON JUST WAVED BYE TO MARK
YourMcHobi:
Were u sitting with them or just spying
babyboi:
spying
YourMcHobi:
that's ma boi <3
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[big boi central]
babyboi:
update: today jackson asked mark to sit with him and me while we ate lunch and now the two are bonding over their love for rap music I am a tHIrD wHeEL but tHeYre sO cUTe I don't even mind,,
taetae:
did somebody say progressss???
babyboi:
I wanna squish their little faces together
chocochip_kookie:
do it
babyboi:
noooo I mustn't,,
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[big boi central]
babyboi:
ohmypgjsjsodhs
ok I don't
Wanna jump to conclusions
but like
I'm starting to believe
I mean I think
Mark MAY be into Jackson
POSSIBLY
SO MAYBE HE'S BI
WHICH IS FINE
taetae:
U DONT KNOW FOR SURE YET??,
babyboi:
IM SORRY SUDIWNND
taetae:
WHAT AM I PAYING U FOR
babyboi:
UR NOT PAYING ME
taetae:
ILL START PAYING U WHEN I SEE RESULTS
babyboi:
IM DOING MY BEST SIR ITS NOT THAT EASY TO THROW URSELF OUT THERE AND BE LIKE "hey my friend's gay and has a major crush on u, u guys should date now lol bye"
taetae:
ITS LITERALLY THAT EASY
Yoongi:
tf is going on now
taetae:
yoongi go ask mark if he's gay for Jackson
Yoongi:
do it yourself
taetae:
no yoongi this isn't a diy I asked if u could do it
Yoongi:
u didn't ask
u told me to
which is a definite no in my books
the only person who can tell me what to do is jimin but he only ever asks nicely
YourMcHobi:
LMFAO IDK Why I JUst snORted at tHaT
chocochip_kookie:
if Jimin told u to go ask mark if he's gay for Jackson would u do it
Yoongi:
I mean I might question him first
jiminieee:
I'm not gonna ask u to do that tho
Yoongi:
thx sweetheart I didn't really feel like moving
jiminieee:
<3
taetae:
sTOp this isn't about u 2,,
KOWALSKI. STATUS REPORT.
babyboi has changed their name to KOWALSKI
KOWALSKI:
ILL GET BACK TO U AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SKIPPAH
luckyboi:
wh
I give up
Yoongi:
it's easier that way
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[big boi central]
KOWALSKI:
u guys are never gonna believe this
taetae:
tell me, kowalski
KOWALSKI:
mark just got a girlfriend :,(
taetae:
WHAT
KOWALSKI:
SIKE
I WAS SPYING AGAIN AND HEARD MARK ASK JACKSON IF HE WAS SINGLE
AND JACKSON WAS LIKE
"wouldn't have used my killer 'Optimus fine pickup line' on u if I wasn't"
AND SO YEAH MARK ASKED HIM OUT
YourMcHobi:
CUTE
chocochip_kookie:
this is it, chief
KOWALSKI:
JACKSON WAS PRACTICALLY SQUEALING???
HES SUCH A DORK
I gotta go call double b I'll be back he mUSt kNoW
jiminieee:
who's double b again?
taetae:
bimbam
*Bambi
*kimpulbeek bobbilkeel
chocochip_kookie:
Tae what
taetae:
koomblebik bubblekill
his names rly hard to spell
YourMcHobi:
I'm getting chapter 38 flashbacks
jiminieee:
FFS WILL U PPL LEAVE THE FOURTH WALL ALONE,,,
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[big boi central]
KOWALSKI:
update:
I've followed markson to Red Robin
taetae:
yum