"You're not mine but you're the best my body twists and turn infront of you
I want to approach you but you're so beautiful,"-BTS' war of hormones.
(네 꾼 어니라지만 너 처소
네 앞페서 배배 꾼 인 누네 몸
네게 다가서 싶지만 너구
심하게 아룸다워)
Taehyung's pov:
"Can I sleep in your place for tonight?"
I coughed
I guess that isn't applicable
"Sleep where?!" I exclaimed
"In your place," she frowned while speaking.
I gulped not knowing what to say.
A girl in my place?
In BTS' dorm?
Eomma said it wasn't good to share a room with girls except when you're in a relationship.
"I see,you already did so much for me...and you think that I'm so shameless for asking you more...fine I'll just find a place...thanks anyway and I'm sorry.." she said and turned her back to me.
"Wait Jisooyah!"
"Mmm?"
"Uhm that's not what I mean...I'm really happy to help you...but you know that I'm a boy...you're a girl...and what if manager finds out that you're in BTS' dorm?"
Jisoo frowned
"Does gender matters?"
I scratched my nape....
She's so innocent
I nodded
"Wae?nothing is wrong with that we will just sleep together,"she insist.
My eyes widened.
"Yah!you're scared of me aren't you? because you think I'm weird for I told you about that witchy Shi-ra ahjumma and stuffs,"she popped
"Aniyo,I'm not a little boy,"
Jisoo laughed.
She's cute,she's really cute...
What did I just say?
Well it's true anyway...
"You're scared of your manager right?
Don't you have a condo unit that we can use?" she asked casually.
This girl is driving me crazy.
"Condo?
Use?" i asked
Why does I seems so greenminded?
But who won't be greenminded if girls acts like this?
Jisoo frowned while nodding.
"I have a unit...ugh explaining is frustrating fine you can sleep in my place,"I finally agreed.
There's no point explaining things with this girl.
She'll just stirred up
She's slow and
Innocent.
"Jinja?!" she asked surprised.
I nodded and smiled with my most cutest smile.
"Gomawo Taehyung oppa!!!!" she squealed and hugged me.
Errr awkward
She pulled away and her face was tomato red.
"Cute"I muttered.
"Yeah hugs are kinda cute,"she said.
" Not hugs...I mean you,"
Jisoo blushed.
I pinch her cheeks
then chuckled
"Let's go?"I asked
"Mmm," she retorted.
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The elevator opened and we both went out.
"Yah! bogoshipo big dolls!"I said and hugged my dolls.
"You like dolls?"
I nodded
"I like big dolls,accessories, cumputers,shoes,anything cute and unique,"I said while ocassionally biting my lips.
"That's childish...anything cute and unique huh," she said.
"Ne...just like you,"I muttered
.
.
.
"What did you say?"
"A-ani,"I rubbed my nape shyly.
" Yah!you said something! "she insisted and poked my waist.
"Yah!stop that!"I yelled but Jisoo didn't followed me,her pokes tickles so I caught her hands and sigh.
Jisoo flush red.
Maybe she felt awkward?
"Kimchi blush"she muttered.
"What?"
"Ani oppa,"
"Are you bored?"I asked after awhile.
"Ne,"
"Let's watch TV then,"
She nodded cheerfully,smiling widely at me.
"Childish"I muttered
"Yah!are you refering to yourself?"she asked and I'm taken a back.
She heard that?
Well I admit that I act so childish,I speak alien language,sing trot song,dance weirdly,maybe because I'm influenced by the animes I watched.
I just find it cute when I act weird and childish because I think I'm showing aegyo and armys love me because of that.
But hey!the way I think is not as immature as my attitude.
I always have my critical thinking and I think about the things that humans doesn't pay attention...
Such as why the universe is endless and why humans doesn't look like animes.
And I don't think the way I process critical thinking is strange.
I turned on the TV and the show is pikachu or pokemon rather.
"Kyaaaaahhhh Pikachu!"Jisoo squealed.
"You like animes too?"
"No not all animes just pikachu,I don't know why but I just like pikachu!"
I smiled,If she ever wear a pikachu costume I think she will look quite cuter...then I can also wear my pikachu costume...
We will look cute together for sure...
What am I thinking?
I better stop imagining nonsense...
Jisoo's pov:
The scene gets more intense as pikachu end up injured so much.
Waahhh If only I could go there and help him!
Poor pikachu
I can give him kimchi so that he would blush....
Then he will have a fire power!
Crazy his thunder volt is cooler anyways
"Fight pikachu!"I cheered.
Ash encourages pikachu also.
"Babo Ash! tell him to use the Thunder volt attack!"I said and I cant even understand that my memories about this anime never fades...
"Pikachu!Thunder volt attack!"ash exclaimed.
"yipppee!!!nice job ash!"I cheered.
" pikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapikapika......chu~!"
Pikachu constantly said and attack the opponent with its bright and powerful thunder volt attack.
"Yey!pikachu wins! Good job pikachu!"i said.
I look at V and I'm startled because he is just staring at me he looks so amused.
" Eh?why are you looking at me?
you're not even watching,"i said.
V pouts,
Well I decided to call him V because Taehyung and Taetae is too long to pronounce I will have a sore throat.
"Are you forbidding me to look at you?" he asked.
"Huh?"
"Eomma!it hurts!" he suddenly said.
"Hey I'm not your mom" I said.
I grab the remote from him and check for other channels.
I click the remote control...
Then I saw nine girls,the other girls looks like Japanese,
They are dancing and the music goes like this:
Dul junge hanaman golla yes or yes
their cute dance finish and my gaze dropped into the girl wearing a pink skirt.
She smiled and her two front teeth is larger compared to the others...
"She looks like a bunny!
Aigoo!
What if she's the evolution of bunnies?
What if bunnies became humans because of evolution?
Waaahhh that's scary!"I exclaimed because her looks is horrible.
V chuckled shooking his head.
" Oppa! what if I become a bunny when I touch her?!"
"Ani...that won't happen it's just natural to her to have teeth like that it won't afflict you," he explained.
Bunny girl looks familiar anyways.
"Who's that bunny girl?she's familiar" I asked V.
"Ah that one is Nayeon...she's a member of the Kpop group TWICE..."
"Who among this girls is your closest friend?" the host in the TV asked.
"Ahhh Jihyo ofcourse...by the way Jihyo I love that outfit you wear in The best thing I ever did,can I have it?" Nayeon asked while Jihyo stick out her tounge.
Nayeon pouts.
"Huh that Jihyo is so mean....
Her face looks kind but she's so mean..
If I was there I would rescue Nayeon!"i said childishly
"I thought you're my bestfriend,if Chichoo is just here...you will see!" Nayeon said.
"Chichoo?" the host asked.
"Ahhh I mean Blackpink's Jisoo...unnie wherever you are...please stop crying!" she said.
"Crying?" The other members blurted curiosly.
Cry me?
Why would I?
Did she know why I feel so sad?
But I'm unsure if I'm really sad right at this moment....
I feel somehow lighter...
And I don't know why...
Maybe because of the kimchi?
Or pikachu?
"I mean...I miss Jisoo already and I'm always crying...Jisoo please come in twice's dorm so that we can go shopping again okay?"Nayeon asked childishly...
"Right away!"I responded as if she's gonna hear me.
Taehyung look at me with a frown but he doesn't said anything.
"So your quite popular because of your MV yes or yes,do you have some unforgetable moments?"the host asked with a huge grin.
"Yeah I find it cool when we said the line 'It's simple Y E S hey!"the Tzuyu girl said,well I just noticed they're wearing name tags.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
"How about you Jeongyeon?"the host asked.
Errrr that Jeongyeon looks like a scarylesbi.
"My favorite part is...I appeard first than the other members...you know that scene inside the car...I feel like I'm the main character"Jeongyeon said swishing her hair.
"Ohhhhh"the other members said
and emojis appeared in the screen.
I laughed.
She doesn't look like a protagonist though...
Her nose looks bad.
오아!!!!
"How about you Sana and Mina?"the host asked again.
"Me I love nothing but...that pink coat I wear and that cuty circly circly necklace,"Sana said girlishly with her dreamy eyes...
Eh?
"Me uhhhm I love that part with that big fortune teller crystal ball,I look like a fortune teller!"Mina said.
"Oh I haven't asked Nayeon!"the host said.
"Oh me! I love that scene in the boat!"
Nayeon exclaimed.
"Yeah I even wish you go fall down the boat!"Jeongyeon bluntly stated.
"Yah! Jeongyeon!"Nayeon cooed.
"Hmmp you dissarange my legos again,how many times I've told you not to touch it?!"Jeongyeon scolded.
"Jeongyeon...are you still mad because of it?"Nayeon asked nervously.
"YES!"Jeongyeon bursted and her voice is so scary she's like a mother scolding her child.
" or yes?"Nayeon sings and I guess she's making Jeongyeon mad.
"Your making me angrier kid!"
"Aigoo! Eomma will spank you with a slipper Nayeon!" The other members scared her.
"I'm Sorry Eomma,I promised not to do it ever again!"
"You better not touch my legos or else I'll destroy your kkaengi!(Nayeon's lucky bunny doll)" Jeongyeon warned.
"I can help you clean the dorm and...I will give you tteobokki and...I'll give your dog Nanan some new toys...just forgive me Eomma!" Nayeon bursted and I can see the spark in Jeongyeon's eyes.
"Yah! That Jeongyeon will wish Nayeon to die just because of legos?"
I asked V unbelievably.
"You won't be doing that if you're in Jeongyeon's situation right?"V asked curiosly....
"I would not wish for Nayeon to fall in the boat!"i said.
"You're so understan-"
"Because I'll push her my self!"I said
V raised his eyebrows biting his lips
"Jinja you will do that?I love you Nayeon!!!!!!!" Jeongyeon said and hugged Nayeon.
"I love you too Jeongyeon Eomma!" Nayeon said and hugged Jeongyeon back.
"Oh so Jeongyeon is really the mother of Twice huh?" The host said.
"Yes she's Eomma!" the other members agreed.
"Wow...Twice is so sweet and wonderful at the same time,"V suddenly said
"Ani! Jeongyeon just went kind because of Nayeon's offers!
If I were Jeongyeon I won't accept Nayeon's offers!"i said.
"Because you'll forgive Nayeon?"V asked.
"Ani! I would tell Nayeon to buy all pikachu merchandises in the malls!
Hello???
Nayeon's offer were so cheap
I want a bigger offer!"I said.
And this time....V burst out laughing lightening his deep voice.
My brows furrowed while keeping my gaze to the cute creature beside me who is laughing so hard.
He's cuter than pikachu!
"V...I love you......"
V's eyes widened and I don't know why but he looks so shock...he looks quite adorable though...
"What does it means?"I asked.
"Huh?" V said he looks so out of himself.
So completely innocent....
And babo....
"I'm asking you what is the meaning of...I love you,"I cleared.
"Oh-ohh I-I thought you love me," V muttered.
"Are you saying something?"
"Oh nothing"
The atmosphere went silent...
Spell awkward:
T-A-E-S-O-O
Wait wait wait what?
Did I just combined our names?
It's...
Cute as pikachu!!!
"Uhhhm V...I want to see that Nayeon tomorrow,"I said changing the topic
"But Twice have a fansign event tomorrow in Myeongdong,you know in the Uahan mall," V said.
"Oh...is it wholeday?"
"Ani...it will end up at 3:00 PM since they will be guesting in a variety show in KBS," V explained.
I nodded,pursing my lips...
V clicked the remote to check other channels and a weird scene appear...
Eh?
There's a guy and a woman...and their lips locked on each other...
The guys hands was touching the woman's body very well.
"V?...what kind of massage is that?
Why does the guy bite her neck?
Is he a vampire?"
"That's not a massage..."
"Why is the girl moaning?
Are the bites painful?"
I look at V his eyes are almost out of its socket while looking at the screen...
The Movie is too loud.
왝!!!
I suddenly feel some urge to do something
I don't think he will let me....
But I still want to do it with him...
I leaned closer to V...
He gulped...
"V can we...."
His eyes widened...
"W-what?"
I smiled attractively at him...
"Do the..."
His eyes grew bigger
"scene in the TV...?"
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You're not
Green
minded
RIGHT?
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Bonus Media:
Jisoo's pikachu addiction