A Weirdos Guide To Swag

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A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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IF YOU EVER WIND UP IN A DISNEY MOVIE

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if you ever wind up in a disney movie stay away from anything and everything lime green.

IVE CRACKED THE CODE

E = EVERY

V= VILIIAN

I= IS

L= LIME

most common lime green villian are

Scar (lion King)

The Shadow Man (Princess and the Frog)

Maleficent (Sleeping beauty)

Ursula (The Little Merimaid)

Mother Gothel (Tangled)

BEWARE THE LIME GREEN

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