-Flashback-
Tsubaki laid on her stomach on her futon, comfortably thumbing through the pages of the new book she had purchased. It wasn't any old book, but the masterful, highly regarded by all, newest edition of the Bingo Book.
A cackle rose in her mouth as she stared at her brother's own page in the text. "Heh, fuckers, here is my brother. Fuck with me and you fuck with him."
There was a reason, she had to decided to ogle at the rogue nins... She couldn't just let her brother become some sort of manwhore in order to repopulate the clan! She had to take some of the burden since a lot of the shit was her fault.
While flipping through the pages, she landed on Deidara's. His profile wasn't bad either with his chronic explosions and a rare explosion release and kinjutsu. Not only that, but he wasn't ugly looking either! Also, she could just barge into the base like last time and beat their asses.
With that, she marked on his page a 'maybe.'
-Flashback End-
"Gaara," the Uchiha murmured, "Can you move wet sand?"
The redhead nodded, "Yes, but it'll take a lot more chakra."
The buckets of water were dumped upon the sand, soaking into the minerals. A clay mixture was also added to the sand and mixed in well. "Can you remake the building?"
He raised up his hands and the sand rose to his call. The orphans among them stood back and whimpered, careful to be at least five feet away from the moving sand.
Slowly, the new building was molded and it was about the same size and shape as the one before. It was time for the big finish. "Katon: Gōka Mekkyaku!"
Huge flames were expelled from her mouth, practically enveloping the newly formed building. After the jutsu dispersed, there was a newly formed building. Clones went around installing plumbing, vanities, and other necessities. New futons were also bought and a food pantry sign was made.
After that, she fell to the ground, taking in heaving breaths, "I did *pant* it... Praise me *pant* cause I'm a God."
Hashirama kneeled up close to her and smiled, patting her head. "You did good."
"I'm not your goddamned dog," Tsubaki weakly went to raise up her arm to slap his hand away, but her muscles wouldn't budge," ARGG.... FUCK!"
She looked at the Mokuton user and bluntly stated, "I need some sake."
He sighed," It's not good for your body though..."
"Then give me some of your chakra and prove yourself not as worthless as I already know."
"Fine," he grumbled and his hands hovered over her.
The energy pumped into her was enough to run around Konoha twenty times. "I'll see you later, Hashirama!"
With that, she scurried away. "I might as well keep my word, but who should I change into? I need to look at the legal drinking age."
When she decided who to henge into, it felt as if there was a rock in her throat. It wasn't right to turn into him, but there was no way in hell anyone would recognize him... Well, anyone other than the Senju.
Tsubaki Uchiha changed her appearance into one of Izuna Uchiha, instantly grimacing at the reflection she saw on the kunai.
Casually, the onyx orbed 'man' walked into the bar and money on the counter. Gruffly, 'he' said, "Sake, the best you've got."
The bartender grabbed the bottle and handed him with it a shot glass. 'He' sat down in the corner and popped open the bottle, pouring the milky-clear liquid into the clay cup. 'He' could feel the stares of the people surrounding him. The alcohol was top quality, after all.
Tsubaki downed the glass, savoring the taste of the drink. With that she poured herself another and another... And soon found that she finished the entire bottle. As she moved to leave other presences moved too. Once she left the chair, she stumbled. I didn't realize I drank so much... What was the alcohol content on that sake?
She needed to get the hell out and dodge. The people there seemed chunnin or less, so they weren't much of a problem. Still, there was a chance she'd drop the disguise by accident. Shunshin and suppressing her chakra were the best options.
Pulling out the card, she realized that she had passed by the hotel on the trek where she met Gaara. With that, she took off, making sure to shake off each pursuer before releasing the henge.
Tsubaki tried to walk normally into the building, but with the drink in her body, it was definitely impossible. On the back of the card given, she saw the room number and walked to the door, knocking on it twice. "It'sss meeeeeeeee..."
She cursed herself at the slur and the door was opened. An unimpressed Hatake stood in the doorway. Then, all rationality and logic was lost. "Come on in..."
Tsubaki walked in, only to fall onto Kakashi, and then blurting casually, "Youu smeelll niccce."
A wild grin was plastered onto her face with flushed cheeks and dilating eyes. Her breath even smelled like she'd been drinking.
With a groan, he asked, "How much did you drink?"
"A bottllle and dammmmmn, it wass gggooood. It wasss Fiiinnnnee, buuut noott aass fiiinnee aasss Gaaarraaa. Raaa."
He sighed, "Inoichi, we've got a drunk on our hands."
"I'mmm deeffinatttellly druunkkk."
The blond man walked in with his cloak, practically just wanted to facepalm himself through a wall at the sight. "At least it makes it easier to delve into your mind."
"ISSSNNN"TTT THAATTT ILLEEEGAALLL????!!!"
"We're not in Konoha now, are we?"
"OOOOHHH SSSNNNAAAAAAAAPP..."
And they entered her mind.
The first place they arrived to was the Uchiha compound. Not only that, but there was a bloody X on the fan.
KAA-SAN
Instantly, Tsubaki started to shake, already been snapped into being sober."N-no, get out..."
However, they didn't listen and opened up the door into the main home. Instead of what was supposed to be there, it was her room.
She backed up, "Get out..."
It was her and he mother, armed and ready to attack whoever that decided to walk through the doors. Itachi stepped in.
"NO, NO, NO! DON'T MAKE ME RELIVE THIS! NO ONE ELSE IS SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS!"
She clawed at the wood, trying to break free from her mind. The hug. The bond. The sword. The stab. The fall. The blood. THE BLOOD.
She could see it clearly now, how her blood stained into the floor and dyed it a red. A beautiful yet ugly red.
The scene changed before the mangekyo sharingan formed in her eyes.
Next was in the forest, where Shisui held her effortlessly to escape the Anbu.
SHISUI-NII
The Uchiha girl slumped to the ground, watching helplessly as she would see her beloved brother's sacrifice to keep his eyes away from Danzo.
"No... Please, no more..."
Tears flowed from her eyes as she was ordered to get Itachi. Her heart wrenched at this. She could've done something, but no, she decided to let things pass.
She saw herself staring blankly at the stars.
Once more it changed... To hundreds of bodies littering the ground.
IZUNA
She couldn't take it anymore and tried to release the chakra Hashirama gave her to get the Yamanaka away from her.
Suddenly, her eyes flew open, finding themselves glaring at the man that decided to invade her personal privacy. "If you dare do that again... I will kill you."
And there was no doubt in Inoichi's mind that she did mean what she said.