[Jungkook and Taehyung private chat]
Chocochip_kookie:
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good morninggg taee
Taetae:
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morning kookie <333
Chocochip_kookie:
u ready to spend the entire day w/ me
Taetae:
boy am i
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Chocochip_kookie:
hey guys try not to be jealous im about to go on a date w/ the cutest boi in the world
Yoongi:
if u lay a finger on jimin so help me ill skin u alive and then joon
happily_jins:
i have done
absolutely nothing
what the actual
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI SHUT UP UR THE CUTEST BOI IN THE WORLD
happily_jins:
ur just gonna casually skim over the part where he threatened to skin me for no reason
ok fine
uve got ur priorities straight
luckyboi:
gay
he's got his priorities gay
nth about jimin is straight
Taetae:
same
also try not to be jealous but im also about to go on a date w/ the cutest boi in the world
Chocochip_kookie:
u cant date urself sweetheart
YourHobi:
i hate y'all
Chocochip_kookie:
rood
tae let's take a picture together
Taetae:
yus
luckyboi:
ew no one here wants to see u two being cute and happy together on ur date
Chocochip_kookie:
yes u do
YourHobi:
yeah we kinda do
Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]
nOOt nOOt
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u r literally becoming tae omf
Taetae:
um he's not "becoming me" kookie is his own person tyvm
Chocochip_kookie:
well i mean its tru u r kinda rubbing off on me tae
Taetae:
what does rubbing off on u mean
luckyboi:
it means u give him lots of massages
Taetae:
well i mean i do
boi works himself sore dancing :,(
also good excuse to touch his muscles
Chocochip_kookie:
okayy tae we're putting our phones away now
Taetae:
mkayyyyy :D
YourHobi:
LMFAO looks like kook got embarrassed
luckyboi:
ya think
omf that reminds me tho
yoongi did u ever give jimin that massage u promised him
Yoongi:
i didnt promise that
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HE DIDNT PROMISE THAT
luckyboi:
possibly tru but he did say he wouldnt mind am i correct
happily_jins:
he is correct yoongs
Yoongi:
this literally does not concern
any of u
happily_jins:
listen yoongs we've discussed this any business or urs is business of mine
Yoongi:
except it's not
and shut up
YourHobi:
dude i feel like i havent seen u in weeks i just realized
Yugibear:
same,, :o
Yoongi:
well youve talked to me
what difference does it make if u see me
YourHobi:
hows the hair
Yoongi:
still blond
YourHobi:
show uusss
Yoongi:
how about no
also why tf do u care
YourHobi:
cuz im still in shock that u actually dyed it lmao
luckyboi:
honestly same
except i see yoongi almost every day so i wont bug him for a selca lolol
Yoongi:
i would thank u
but i wont
Yugibear:
lmaooo
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongiiiii
Yoongi:
yes jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wont u send smth?
Yoongi:
y
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hm
let me think
cuz u da byeoutifulest
Yoongi:
the what
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur beautiful and i wanna see ur face
Yoongi:
no u
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if i do then will u
Yoongi:
yes
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
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Yoongi:
[image sent]
YourHobi:
!!!HE SMILE?!
W/O BEINGTOLDD???
Yoongi:
seeing jimin's face makes it easy
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
U CUTIE
THE BAGS UNDER UR EYES THO U LOOK SO SLEEPY
TAKE A NAP
Yoongi:
r u busy
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u can take a nap by urself ya know
Yoongi:
hurtful
joon he rejected me
happily_jins:
wow for once u actually come to me for comfort instead of to insult me
Yoongi:
wait ur right what am i doing
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoonggiii im not rejecting u :< i just want u to get some sleep,,,
luckyboi:
i feel like u two have had this exact same conversation b4
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah probably
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Taetae:
[image sent]
u guys wish u were as cute as us
YourHobi:
its tru
we do
Yugibear:
*shakes head in sad agreement*
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmfao tae y do u look so serious in that pic
meanwhile kook's radiating son energy
*sun
happily_jins:
son energy as well
Chocochip_kookie:
i thought u disowned me
happily_jins:
no yoongs disowned u
Chocochip_kookie:
so im still ur son and ur still my daddy?
ow tae smacked my arm
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i dont blame him
luckyboi:
i wouldve done it too
Yoongi:
i wouldve smacked ur face
on accident of course
happily_jins:
of course
Chocochip_kookie:
y'all need to chill it's just a joke,,
ok bye gotta resume my date
to which none of u r invited
Yoongi:
none of us want to be there
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i kinda wanna raid their date tho
where r u guys
Chocochip_kookie:
as if we would tell u
Taetae:
the mall
we're gonna get milkshakes
Chocochip_kookie:
i trusted u
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
see u guys soooon
Chocochip_kookie:
ew
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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
waiter: "hi what can i get for u?"
tae: can i have a chocolate milkshake with two straws?
jungkook: aw thats so-
tae: watch how freakign fast i can drink this
IM STILL IN STITCHES I KID U TF NOT
YourHobi:
top 10 anime bois who can woo ur heart
#1
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
He was laughing up a storm tho omff i thought he was gonna stop bReAThInG
Yugibear:
r u still w/ them??
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nooo i didnt wanna stay their entire date those two deserve their privacy i just wanted to be an annoyign friend for a little while
YourHobi:
dont we all just wanna be an annoying friend every once in a while
Yoongi:
joon must feel like that all the time
happily_jins:
i saw that coming b4 u even put ur thumbs to ur phone yoongs
Yoongi:
good for u lad
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YourHobi:
u guys i think smth's wrong w/ me i just sprayed aerosol on my hand thinking it was hand soap
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wtf hobi lmao
thats smth i would expect from tae not u
Taetae:
rood
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae what're u doing I thought u and kook were on a date
Taetae:
we is
but u kno we like to keep our favorite squad up to date on what's happenin with South Korea's cutest couple
Chocochip_kookie:
tru tru
Tae and I are having a blast w/o all of u btw
YourHobi:
um rood pity the poor man whose hands smell strongly of pine mist
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
pine mist?
YourHobi:
the flavor of the aerosol
Taetae:
flavor
YourHobi:
scent
wtvr what's the difference
Yugibear:
hobi r u ok????
YourHobi:
yeah I'm fine I'm just concerned about myself
aerosol
on hands
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
rip
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[Jungkook and Jimin private chat]
Chocochip_kookie:
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i might actually cry jimin
his smile
his fvkn smile
i could stare at it forever
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
do that then
Chocochip_kookie:
i just told him about the reservation
he's so happy
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i can see that
when's the reservation for?
Chocochip_kookie:
seven
we're gonna leave as soon as we both change
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
mm
have fun jungkook ( ◡‿◡ )
i'll be on standby to hear how it went
i predict tae screaming at me in the near future
Chocochip_kookie:
ill ttyl
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
k bye :)
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[Taehyung and Jimin private chat)
Taetae:
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
jungkook looks handsome in a suit doesnt he
Taetae:
U KNEW ABOUT ALL THIS
U SNEAKY SNEK
OK I GOTTA GO ILL TTYL L8R
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao bye tae have fun
Taetae:
iM gONnA eAT sO muCh FOoD
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Taetae:
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BYE EVEYREONE,,,
YourHobi:
woah
i got chills at the look in kook's eye wow
i feel like he'd kill me if i breathed in tae's direction
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
he probably would
boi's so possessive over his mans these days
Yugibear:
THEY LOOK SO GOOD
WHERE THEY GOING THAT THERYE ALL DRESSED UP 4
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
a casino
just kidding its a nice restaurant
after that they'll hit the casino
happily_jins:
son better win daddy some big bucks
Yoongi:
remove urself from the chat
happily_jins:
jungkook started it
Yoongi:
blaming the child
real mature
happily_jins:
go to bed old man it's past ur bedtime
Yoongi:
it's not tho
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh ur going to bed yoongi?
good night !! :D
Yoongi:
oh
good night jimin <3
YourHobi:
the power of mochi
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[Jungkook and Jimin private chat]
Chocochip_kookie:
so i asked tae why it is he wanted to go to this specific restaurant so bad
and he told me
apparently his grandparents went here for their fiftieth anniversary
he almost made me cry in public
y is he the purest thing alive
im gonna ask him to marry me some day u cant stop me jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what if tae beats u to it tho
Chocochip_kookie:
oh no
im tearing up now thanks a lot
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur welcome :)
it's late
good night jungkook
Chocochip_kookie:
night, jimin