[counselor taehyung to the rescue]
Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat !!!!!!!
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
GUYS GUYS GUYS
THIS IS RLY IMPROANTAKSJK !!!
PINK OR BLUE
luckyboi:
bink
YourHobi:
plue
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
thank you
worlds best comedy duo
for ignoring the part where I screamed it's really important
Chocochip_kookie:
no they're not the world's best comedy duo the world's best comedy duo is Yoongi and Namjoon
Yoongi:
I'm not a comedian brat
Chocochip_kookie:
oh no I didn't say u were a comedian brat, just a comedian
Taetae:
punctuation is important
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
SO IS THIS ISSUE IM DEALING WITH AND THAT EVERYONE IS IGNORINGANLDLANDN
Yoongi:
I'd like to know what the issue is before I just say pink or blue
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I CANT
TELL u
Yoongi:
...
r u dyeing ur hair again?
Taetae:
BLUE DYE IT BLUE
THEN PAINT UR ENTIRE BODY BLUE
BECOME AVATAR
Chocochip_kookie:
no Tae that's the lame avatar
he should shave his head and paint an arrow on it
learn how to airbend
become Aang
YourHobi:
I'm in full support of Jimin becoming Aang
all in favor say appa
Taetae:
appa
YourHobi:
appa
Yugibear:
appa
Chocochip_kookie:
oppa
*appa
h*ck
Taetae:
I CHOKED ON MY FROOT LOOPS
Chocochip_kookie:
I'm ashamed my phone doesn't recognize the name of the most iconic flying bison
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
as much as I would love to tease u rn iM KINDA TRYNA DO SMTH HERE AND NO ONE HAS GIVEN ME AN ANSWER
Taetae:
love yourself
Chocochip_kookie:
fourth wall, Tae
Taetae:
oops my b
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u guys are the most unhelpful bunch of ppl I swear
Yoongi:
pink
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wAIt I didn't mean u Yoongi,,
happily_jins:
biased
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aLSO TY PINK WILL DO
Yoongi:
I still wanna know what it's for tho
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I'm,,sorryy I can't,,, tell uuuu,,,
Yoongi:
? ok
happily_jins:
Jimin if it's for Yoongi's birthday that's not till march
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
umm excuse me of course I know that,,
hold on brb I gotta make the purchase
Taetae:
jiminieeee what is it what r u purchasingg
is it hair dye??
YourHobi:
i'm guessing clothes
luckyboi:
it's probably a stuffed animal or smth
Chocochip_kookie:
I'd believe that
or maybe it's actually something for Yoongi and he's just pretending it's not cuz he doesn't want to admit he didn't actually know when Yoongi's birthday was
luckyboi:
smh
boi think he slicc
Taetae:
nah he ain't slicc he thicc
Yugibear:
tru
YourHobi:
yugs nuh
I'm just kidding it's true he is
happily_jins:
tru
Yoongi:
wtf Joon
happily_jins:
what
literally everyone agrees on it yoongs lmao
Yoongi:
wtvr it's still weird
happily_jins:
oh hush u know u love it
the thiccer the man the more there is to hug and love
YourHobi:
how did u turn it into smth sweet
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HI IM BACK
Taetae:
well if it isn't the devil himself
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
??? :((( the devil???
Yoongi:
tf Taehyung he's an angel what's wrong with u
Taetae:
wait that wasn't the phrase I meant to use
lemme try again
ahem
well well well if it isn't fancy meeting what the cat finally decided to show up
Chocochip_kookie:
LMFao I almost forgot about that
luckyboi:
so Jimin what did u end up purchasing
Chocochip_kookie:
let's all go around and guess and whoever guesses correctly first gets to date Jimin
Yoongi:
u wanna go
I'll ship u to Abu Dhabi u little brat
Taetae:
kOoKIe TF
Chocochip_kookie:
sorry the sadistic me likes to trigger him it's funny
Yoongi:
don't be like namjoon he's a terrible role model
happily_jins:
r u insinuating that I trigger u on purpose
Yoongi:
no I'm saying it outright
u trigger me on purpose
happily_jins:
oh ok well as long as u aren't insinuating
Chocochip_kookie:
role model material
Yugibear:
so what did u buy Jimin??
Taetae:
BLUE HAIR DYE??
AND PAINT
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae I'm not turning myself into the blue ppl
Taetae:
THE BLUE MAN GROUP???
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
? no
also I bought the pink one anyway
Yoongi:
the pink what
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well i mean it's kinda pink
[image sent]
Yoongi:
fvk u look adorable
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
('･ᴗ･ ' )
YourHobi:
cute but why was this so important that u needed to scream at us like u were in the middle of performing open heart surgery and forgot which tool u were supposed to use
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HOBI IT WAS IMPORTANT THERE WERE ONLY TWO OF THESE JACKETS LEFT ONE BLUE ONE PINK AND I WAS PRETTY SURE THIS DUDE WHO WAS NEAR ME HAD HIS EYE ON THEM BUT WAS PRETENDING TO SHOP ELSEWHERE SO I NEEDED TO PICK ONE B4 HE CAME OVER TO TAKE IT
luckyboi:
boi fr
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
FR
but now I am satisfied bcuz I got a nice new jacket
so ty Yoongi for helping me choose
I love u :))
Yoongi:
aw
I
love you too Jimin
happily_jins:
what's that I hear
is that
gasp
is that wedding bells
Yoongi:
yeah
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Yoongi:
gonna bash em over ur skull Joon
get ready to run
Taetae:
DASI RUN RUN RUN
Chocochip_kookie:
TAE PLS THE FOURTH WALL IS DISINTEGRATING
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[am texts w/ yo host dj gucci]
Taetae:
hey guys what's it called when Aang cusses
...
swearbending
luckyboi:
hey guys what's it called when Tae actually goes to bed at a reasonable hour of the night
Taetae:
fake news