ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄ...

By imhyungry

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In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friend... More

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ninety-four

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By imhyungry

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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im so emotional rn :,(
i worked today, and one of the customers that came in was this elderly man
he was alone, but he asked for a table for two
he ordered just for himself tho, and when i brought his food to him i found he had a small picture frame set up on the opposite side of the table from him, and there was a picture of a woman in it
he told me it was their 45th anniversary
i felt like crying

Yoongi:
u paid for his meal didnt u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah i paid for his meal ;-;

Yoongi:
jimin u absolute angel...

Taetae:
U GUYS R BOTH GONNA MAKE ME CRI

YourHobi:
aww jiminie :,(
that was so sweet of u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i just felt so sad for him u know??
but like he was still smiling and when i came back later to see if there was anything else he wanted i found him just looking fondly at the picture
i hope he has a happy rest of his life...

Yoongi:
u can be happy knowing u probably made his day, jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw but it was such a small thing...

Yoongi:
it seems a lot of times the elderly are more appreciative of the small things than others
u did a good thing jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
:,) ty yoongi im glad u think so
so anyway enough w/ the emo hours how was ur day yoongi??

Yoongi:
good
been stressing a bit about this upcoming assignment but im sure it'll be fine

luckyboi:
im tellin ya yoongi just ask jimin

Yoongi:
mind ur own business seokjin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ask me what??

Yoongi:
nth, dont worry about it rn jimin it's not smth u need to be concerned with at the moment

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok,,, ( ; ω ; )
well,,
if u wanna talk about it we can??
i mean if u rly are stressed about it, i dont like hearing when ur stressed about things

Yoongi:
it's ok jimin i promise

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ok,, if u say so
(。•́︿•̀。)

Taetae:
oof does someone need couples counseling??
dw ya boi is here

Taetae has renamed the chat counselor taehyung to the rescue

Taetae:
tell me everything
i got this,,

Yoongi:
its got nth to do w/ our relationship and its got nth to do w/u so piss tf off taehyung

Taetae:
oh
well gee
excuse me
sorry for trying to be helpful
guess i shouldnt have tried
my bad yoongi
i'll just go

Chocochip_kookie:
tae dont leave the gc

Taetae has left counselor taehyung to the rescue

YourHobi:
oh dear

Yoongi:
what did i do

Chocochip_kookie:
u hurt his feelings thats what u did

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi...
i think that was a bit harsh...

Yoongi:
i didnt expect him to react that way
usually ppl just laugh off my rude comments

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah well he was actually concerned and wanted to help, yoongi
and now he probably feels dumb for having asked
tae can be rly sensitive sometimes
he cares a lot about a lot
and now he's upset

Yoongi:
i
didnt mean that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
then go talk to him
u have his number dont u

Yoongi:
i do

*

*

[Yoongi and Taehyung private chat]

Yoongi:
taehyung.

Taetae:
you dont have to worry yoongi
im not gonna try butting into ur business anymore
im sure u and jiminie will sort everything out on ur own anyway
im just this annoying child tryna get in the way of the adults' issues
dw ill go to my little corner now to think about what ive done

Yoongi:
taehyung don't talk like that
i didn't mean to hurt your feelings
im sorry
ok?

Taetae:
.
.
.
i was only trying to help

Yoongi:
i know that now
im sorry
i appreciate u being concerned
i shouldnt have been so rude
force of habit
i didnt mean it, i promise

Taetae:
.
.
.
so what r u keeping from jiminie then?

Yoongi:
what?

Taetae:
what were u telling him that he didnt need to be concerned about
jin seems to know

Yoongi:
it's nth taehyung

Taetae:
hmph
u come here to apologize and now u refuse to tell me?
i guess u arent sorry after all...

Yoongi:
it's an assignment we're going to be working on soon
for music composition i mean
well that's obvious
to sum it up
we're expected to produce a song
lyrics
music
the whole deal

Taetae:
seriously??
THATS SO COOL

Yoongi:
well i mean sure
it's kinda what im going to college for
so i guess it's cool
except for the fact we have to actually include singing in the production of the song
like we cant just write the lyrics which is what i would prefer
we're allowed to either be our own vocals, or have someone else sing them for us
but either way we're required to have vocals in the piece

Taetae:
ohhhhh ok i see
and u dont want to sing??

Yoongi:
no, i dont
i cant sing

Taetae:
oh im sure u can yoongi
u have a sexy voice

Yoongi:
uh
thanks? i guess
thats irrelevant tho

Taetae:
jiminie thinks so tooo~~
(・ω<)☆

Yoongi:
...i know
hes told me

Taetae:
teehee
so then
ur issue is u dont know what to do about finding a vocalist

Yoongi:
look it's not smth i need to think about rn technically the thing hasnt even been assigned yet we were just given a big heads up

Taetae:
okayyyy
so y couldnt u just explain that to jimin so he wouldnt worry??

Yoongi:
because
taehyung
seokjin suggested asking jimin to sing for me
and i started to think about that

Taetae:
oMF I JUST SQUEALED
YES
YOONGI U SHOULD ASK JIMIN
HE HAS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL U WOULDNT REGRET IT
DONT TELL ME U DOUBT HIM ASLGJAKGILASKLAWEGJS

Yoongi:
it's not that i doubt him taehyung believe me
i love just hearing him speak i can only imagine how he sounds when he's singing
it's just that this project is a big part of our overall grade for the semester
and even tho i doubt we'd be graded on the quality of the vocals in our piece i still dont want jimin to stress about it
and i feel like he would
especially since it's got to do with me
im afraid he'll be worried about letting me down

Taetae:
oh wow thats actually rly sweet of u to consider, yoongi...
u rly do think of everything when it comes to jimin dont u

Yoongi:
i certainly try
dont think i always do such a gr8 job tho
seeing as i hurt the feelings of his best friend
he didnt like that

Taetae:
yoongiiii it's okayyyy u dont have to feel bad anymore
ill make sure to tell jiminie we're cool so he knows

Yoongi:
thx i guess

Taetae:
but fr tho yoongi,,
i rly think u should give it some serious consideration,,,,

Yoongi:
i am thats the issue

Taetae:
jalsjgklsjalsjlaskglsj
i wanna convince u,,
OOH
WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND FURTHER DISCUSS

Yoongi:
or
or we could
not
do that

Taetae:
guess i'll tell jiminie u said more mean things to me in our private chat

Yoongi:
nice try
i could screenshot the text conversation

Taetae:
darn
....i w a n n a h a n g o u t a n d d i s c u s s i t a n y w a y ,,,

Yoongi:
ur so annoying
fine

Taetae:
yAY
SEE U SOON YOONGLES ILL BE AT UR DORM IN 5

Yoongi:
years, i hope
i'll be gone by then

Taetae:
HAHA NOPE FIVE SECONDS IM OMW

Yoongi:
curses

*

*

[counselor taehyung to the rescue]

happily_jins:
[image sent]

i dont have the slightest bit of context as to why these two were spending time w/ each other but can i make a random guess that yoongi got scolded and/or punished by jimin and was persuaded into making amends by going on a playdate with everyone's favorite five year old

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
brb setting that picture as the wallpaper to my life

YourHobi:
i physically cannot breathe im suing

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