IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
confi gays & that one straight disappointment 🌟👀
HOSEOK
im so pissed rn
HOSEOK
you guys want some fucking tea while im at it?
TAEHYUNG
spill the tae bitch
SEOKJIN
☕️☕️☕️
HOSEOK
IGHT
HOSEOK
*cracks knuckles and neck*
HOSEOK
SO
HOSEOK
THERES THIS BITCH IN MY MAJOR RIGHT??
SEOKJIN
there's tons of those
SEOKJIN
which one?
HOSEOK
NOT IMPORTANT
NAMJOON
you forgot it
YOONGI
that's ironic
TAEHYUNG
guk's right eye just twitched and he has no idea why
HOSEOK
shut up
HOSEOK
ANYWAYS
HOSEOK
IM PAIRED WITH HER FOR THIS PROJECT THING WHERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A DANCE, RIGHT?
HOSEOK
THE WINNING GROUP GETS TO TEACH THE CLASS AND WE'LL PERFORM IT AT THE NEXT SCHOOL EVENT OR WHATEVER
NAMJOON
okay..
TAEHYUNG
we're following
HOSEOK
WELL SHE TOLD ME THAT WE COULD "SPLIT THE WORK EVENLY" IF I DID THE CHEORO AND SHE CHOSE THE SONG???
HOSEOK
LIKE BITCH IM SORRY WHAT????
YOONGI
that's some guk logic right there
TAEHYUNG
straight people be WILDIN
YOONGI
assuming sexualities is fun
SEOKJIN
rt bc jk b wildin
YOONGI
that was just lazy, you're both awful
SEOKJIN
wygdbi????
NAMJOON
ironic, I know.. but translation?
TAEHYUNG
what you gon do bout it 👀
HOSEOK
iM liVid
NAMJOON
speaking of guk 🤔
NAMJOON
where he at tho
SEOKJIN
some chicks house, bet 😴
HOSEOK
$10
YOONGI
$20
HOSEOK
wait, he totally got knocked up let's be honest
HOSEOK
passed out at Taemin's or some shit
SEOKJIN
omg twink legend 🤩
JUNGKOOK
fuck you all
SEOKJIN
y'all hear sum 🤔
SEOKJIN
sorry, we only understand gay in this household
HOSEOK
^
JUNGKOOK
im too busy to keep replying to you cuntbags
JUNGKOOK
im over at my neighbors house helping him get his shit together 🙃
SEOKJIN
you're helping someone..?
SEOKJIN
why? lmao
YOONGI
the human jumped out
NAMJOON
maybe he's not as soulless as we thought, it's improvement
HOSEOK
💀💀💀
JUNGKOOK
idk, you got me there haha
JUNGKOOM
its tae's fucking friend!1!
SEOKJIN
WAIT WHAT
NAMJOON
WHAT
HOSEOK
im: shookth™️
TAEHYUNG
mark my fucking words Jungkook if you're not being nice to him im gonna--
JUNGKOOK
iM bEinG nIce uNtwIst yOuR paNtiEs
NAMJOON
ohh wait
SEOKJIN
is it the one that's been on your snap story?
TAEHYUNG
yeah
HOSEOK
ooh he's hot 😍😍
TAEHYUNG
guk called him pretty yesterday so clearly he agrees 👀
HOSEOK
IM SORRY WHAT
SEOKJIN
ITS A GAY AWAKENING
NAMJOON
THE QUEER JUMPED OUT
JUNGKOOK
literally shut the fuck up???
JUNGKOOK
I hate all of you sm
JUNGKOOK
it only bc I thought he was a fucking girl at first 🙄🙄
HOSEOK