IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
confi gays & that one straight disappointment 🌟👀
HOSEOK
ITS THE WEEKEND BITCHES
HOSEOK
YALL KNOW WHATS UP
TAEHYUNG
AYEEEE
TAEHYUNG
FINALLY
NAMJOON
oh my god you're ducking kidding
HOSEOK
am I?? 😏🦆
NAMJOON
fucking**
NAMJOON
are you a child or something? 🙄
HOSEOK
am I?? 😏🦆
SEOKJIN
he's older than you joon
NAMJOON
doesn't act like it
NAMJOON
no wonder it's just barely
YOONGI
I have class tomorrow, can't
TAEHYUNG
when was that EVER something you cared about?
YOONGI
never
TAEHYUNG
then come party with us you stubborn ass twink™️ 🙃
HOSEOK
ironic coming from you
YOONGI
have an essay to finish
HOSEOK
that you're totally gonna blow off anyways??
SEOKJIN
he'll blow you off if you're lucky ;)
HOSEOK
dont tease me like that..
HOSEOK
a boy can always dream tho 😪✊🏼
YOONGI
like I said
YOONGI
I have class tomorrow
TAEHYUNG
JAJSHDX
TAEHYUNG
EXCUSES BITCH
NAMJOON
guys im seriously this close to beating all of you
NAMJOON
JUNGKOOK
ayeee
JUNGKOOK
im late but ill be there 👈🏼👈🏼
SEOKJIN
get your gay but somehow straight ass finger guns out of here wtf??
HOSEOK
disgusting..
TAEHYUNG
oh great
TAEHYUNG
someone's gotta supervise the child now 🙄
HOSEOK
idk I think he's pretty cool at parties
NAMJOON
yeah, if you're lucky enough to even have him around
JUNGKOOK
my man 👈🏼👈🏼
SEOKJIN
bitch are you blind?
YOONGI
he literally fucks the first breathing female he sees
JUNGKOOK
okay yeah
JUNGKOOK
so what if I do?
TAEHYUNG
THATS JUST
JUNGKOOK
that's what ?
JUNGKOOK
whats your point..?
SEOKJIN
SEOKJIN
first: we don't tolerate straight behaviour here
SEOKJIN
second: it's unsanitary
NAMJOON
he's just tryna get some tho
TAEHYUNG
when isn't he 🙄
JUNGKOOK
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TAEHYUNG
shots tonight? hell yeah, let's get it 💀
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HOSEOK
prety sure im alredy wastedd 🤪
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JUNGKOOK
tonight's looking good 👀
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IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
confi gays & that one straight disappointment 🌟👀
HOSEOK
guys...
SEOKJIN
oh don't even
HOSEOK
my head fuckin POUNDS
HOSEOK
like a keyboard, lemme tell ya 🙄
YOONGI
weird comparison but okay
HOSEOK
this cunt of a hangover istfg
YOONGI
congratulations?
YOONGI
are we fighting for who can swear the most? you win
HOSEOK
whatever
YOONGI
I passed my chemistry shit
NAMJOON
70%?
YOONGI
yep
NAMJOON
you're improving
YOONGI
you're annoying
TAEHYUNG
wanna start placing bets on if he's home yet or not 👀
SEOKJIN
$10
HOSEOK
$20
JUNGKOOK
morning
TAEHYUNG
IM OWED BITCHES
JUNGKOOK
fuck you, im home
TAEHYUNG
you're: a disappointment
JUNGKOOK
thanks
NAMJOON
at least he lives tho
SEOKJIN
how was she guk 🙄🙄
JUNGKOOK
how was who..
TAEHYUNG
oof..
TAEHYUNG
you literally posted a pic of her before you fucked??
YOONGI
nah, he's off again
NAMJOON
already forgot the name
SEOKJIN
and she already left with shame 🙃
JUNGKOOK
you know I just fuck, right..?
JUNGKOOK
literally no conversing goes on or whatever
NAMJOON
im impressed you know that word
YOONGI
and used it right
SEOKJIN
uhm, isn't that just a shoe..
NAMJOON
I..
TAEHYUNG
okay... n e gays
YOONGI
sadly
HOSEOK
same tho
JUNGKOOK
my man 👈🏼👈🏼
HOSEOK
only, I do it with other men 👉🏼👉🏼
JUNGKOOK
how dare you disrespect the guns..
SEOKJIN
hOw dAre yOu uTilIze tHe gUnS
TAEHYUNG
you're on some dumb shit
NAMJOON
alright nicki, thanks for sharing
SEOKJIN
I prefer a gradual lead up to sex, your ways just disgust me tbh
YOONGI
same
JUNGKOOK
there's literally no fun in that?
JUNGKOOK
what the fuck are you benefiting
TAEHYUNG
feelings?
NAMJOON
pleasure?
YOONGI
a connection?
JUNGKOOK
haha you thought
JUNGKOOK
that's all just nasty shit
HOSEOK
this is why you're the most ignorant one of us
JUNGKOOK
TAEHYUNG
was she ya know..
TAEHYUNG
like hot at least..
JUNGKOOK
idk, probably
SEOKJIN
yoU DONT EVEN
JUNGKOOK
im not shallow, you judgemental fucks
NAMJOON
you're like a dog istg
YOONGI
have you ever thought about settling down?
YOONGI
like ever??
NAMJOON
with only ONE other person?
HOSEOK
or more if you're all mutually into that shit?
JUNGKOOK
PFT
SEOKJIN
it's a considerable question
TAEHYUNG
is it tho...
TAEHYUNG
has he ever?
HOSEOK
thatd be a phat nope
HOSEOK
like, with the pop on the "p" and everything
JUNGKOOK
yeah uhhhh
JUNGKOOK
dating?
JUNGKOOK
I respect it but that ain't me fellas
JUNGKOOK
it's the dumbest shit ive ever heard
SEOKJIN
boy don't give me that??
NAMJOON
how's it even dumb?
JUNGKOOK
cuz unlike my killer pull out game 👀
JUNGKOOK
love isn't real
JUNGKOOK
someone ALWAYS ends up hurt and all that stupid shit
JUNGKOOK
total waste of time tbh
JUNGKOOK
it's as fake as trumps ferret weave lookin ass
NAMJOON
I..
TAEHYUNG
HOSEOK
well damn okay go off
SEOKJIN
that's the most ignorant shit ive ever heard??
YOONGI
ive got to agree with jin for once..
HOSEOK
for once lol
SEOKJIN
how tf were you born then?
SEOKJIN
by that logic your dad must've really hated your mom then, yeah??
SEOKJIN
enough to get married and have TWO WHOLE ASS CHILDREN WITH HER?
TAEHYUNG
snatched
JUNGKOOK
considering he cheated, left, and now she's dead? fuck yeah!1!
YOONGI
oh shit..
NAMJOON
guk.. oh my god.. we didn't mean to..
JUNGKOOK
fuck it
JUNGKOOK
it's whatever anymore
JUNGKOOK
don't go around speaking as if you know everything
JUNGKOOK
you fucking dont
JUNGKOOK
you guys don't know SHIT about what happens when people get involved like that
JUNGKOOK
it's not as perfect as it seems, none of you wanna take reality into account
JUNGKOOK
shit happens, people cheat,
people lie, people abuse
JUNGKOOK
judge me only once I decide to buy into that shit and you find me a girl to "fall in love with"
JUNGKOOK
it's never gonna happen