Chocochip_kookie:
[image sent]
he sleeps with his freaking gucci bracelet on
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
r u sure it's gucci
Chocochip_kookie:
i assume everything tae wears is gucci
YourHobi:
he is the Gucci queen after all
Yoongi:
it's not Gucci
YourHobi:
oh well of course u would know mr min I've modeled for Gucci Yoongi
Yoongi:
u rly sassing me rn Hoseok
YourHobi:
mmmmmaybe I am
whatchu gon do about it
Yoongi:
idk
probably nth
Chocochip_kookie:
selca war
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ooH
intriguing
Handsome_face:
lmfaooo ur just saying that cuz u want to see Yoongi's face
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh no u have exposed me
for a thing that is totally normal in a relationship
wanting to see my bf's face
oh no I am so embarrassed
Yugibear:
lmaoo I like sassy Jimin :D
Handsome_face:
wtvr,, I feel no burn
anyways I support the selca war
should we make rules or is this just gonna be a back and forth thing until one gets tired of it or?? like how is it gonna work
YourHobi:
kook this was ur idea I'm assuming u had smth in mind
Chocochip_kookie:
hmm
ok
how about there's like
stages
or like certain things or certain kinds of selcas per round and if either of them fail to provide said said selca with said requirement then they lose
YourHobi:
intriguing
are old selcas allowed
Chocochip_kookie:
if it fits the requirement for the round
Yoongi:
are dropouts allowed
Chocochip_kookie:
if u wanna be a wuss and give in to Hoseok for sassing u
Yoongi:
I honestly don't care
Chocochip_kookie:
its settled then
Yugibear:
round uno
Chocochip_kookie:
round uno yes
requirement is: none
just anything will do
YourHobi:
easy
[image sent]
Yugibear:
HOBI U LOOK FKNDSG ADORABLE
YourHobi:
<3333
Chocochip_kookie:
kay now yoongi
Yoongi:
never agreed to this
Chocochip_kookie:
then u r a wuss
Yoongi:
ill try not to cry about it
Joonie:
jimin threaten him
Yoongi:
wtf
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI IF U DONT PARTICIPATE ILL NEVER LET U KISS ME AGAIN
Chocochip_kookie:
bold coming from the person who's experienced his french kiss
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WILL U DROP THAT ALREADY
Chocochip_kookie:
never
Joonie:
ok maybe instead of a threat how about promising a reward
Yoongi:
this is so stupid
Joonie:
like how about if yoongi participates, or wins, rather, jimin, you'll have to promise him smth
Yoongi:
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
did u hav smth in mind??
Yoongi:
no
Joonie:
i think u did tho
Yoongi:
no human being hav i ever hated more than u kim namjoon
Joonie:
untrue
anyway
what would u request of jimin if u win, yoongs?
Yoongi:
if i say will u stfu already
Joonie:
yes
Yoongi:
jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yes yoongi?
Yoongi:
if i win u have to
*
*
[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]
Yoongi:
let me spoil u for an entire day
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
???
y is that ur request??
Yoongi:
cuz u never let me
youve literally stopped me from buying u a number of things b4 remember
it's not that much to ask is it
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well i mean,,
no i guess not
but like wouldnt u prefer smth else? idk smth that benefits u more
we could reverse it kinda and say i treat u for a day
Yoongi:
no
i want to spoil u jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
if
thats wut u rly want :/
*
*
[STOP NAMGI 2K18 MOVEMENT]
Chocochip_kookie has renamed the chat pretty boi standoff
Taetae:
hi im here wuts going on
Chocochip_kookie:
welcome sleepy head
im in the kitchen btw in case u didnt look over
Handsome_face:
lmfao r u guys in one of ur dorms rn
Taetae:
yep
so now can someone explain this to me
whats this standoff about
Chocochip_kookie:
selca war
Taetae:
between?
Handsome_face:
hobi and yoongi
Taetae:
yoongi agreed to smth like that??
Joonie:
oh he's getting smth out of it if he wins
hasnt said it yet
Yoongi:
yes i did
to jimin
Chocochip_kookie:
oh u little sneak
going to ur private chat
what was the reward huh
Yoongi:
none of ur business brat
now can we get this started so we can get it over with
Handsome_face:
we already did start
hobi sent his pic
YourHobi:
yeh so now it's ur turn
lesgetit boi
Yoongi:
im only doing this for jimin
Joonie:
naturally
Yoongi:
[image sent]
Joonie:
y is the bg so freaking bright
Yoongi:
y is ur mouth so freaking big
Joonie:
fair enough
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
uwu
Taetae:
owo
Chocochip_kookie:
okey round 2
requirement: u have to be smiling
Joonie:
good luck on this one yoongs
Yoongi:
how many death wishes do u have
YourHobi:
[image sent]
Taetae:
whose thighs stealing the spotlight in the back hmu
Chocochip_kookie:
tae im right. here.
Taetae:
im just kidding
u didnt have to throw an empty soda bottle at my head
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
asdgls hobi u look so soff,,
YourHobi:
^_^
Yugibear:
my eyes?
blessed
Joonie:
yooongiiiiii
Yoongi:
stfu u didnt even give me five seconds
[image sent]
Chocochip_kookie:
whose nikes stealing the spotlight in the back hmu
Taetae:
i deserved that
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i wanna pinch ur cheeks,,
Yoongi:
domestic abuse
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHAT NO ITS NOT DONT SAY THAT
Handsome_face:
lmfao yoongi
Chocochip_kookie:
rooooooound three
requirement: a peace sign
YourHobi:
these requirements r 2 easy lmao
[image sent]
Yugibear:
THE CUTEST
YourHobi:
<3 no u,,
Handsome_face:
looka like a bby boi
YourHobi:
thank
Taetae:
who chair that is in the back stealing the spotlight hmu
Chocochip_kookie:
ok i laughed out loud at that actually
Taetae:
Y DID U THROW A SODA BOTTLE AGAIN THEN
Joonie:
smh domestic abuse is errwhere
also yoongs its u turn
Yoongi:
again
i dont need u to remind me so stfu
[image sent]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wow a smile 2?? umm bonus points for my man going the extra mile
Joonie:
hoseok smiled in his 2 tho lmao
also everything yoongs has sent so far are old pics hes not taking any new ones smh that lazy boi
Yoongi:
they're allowed so what difference does it make
Handsome_face:
jungkook let some of us decide requirements
Chocochip_kookie:
nuh
Handsome_face:
brat
Chocochip_kookie:
it was my idea to begin with
Handsome_face:
so,,
we should each get to make a request
Taetae:
yeh i kinda want to 2
Chocochip_kookie:
wtvr
tae u can go next
Taetae:
:D yayy
Handsome_face:
biased.
Taetae:
round 4
requirement: smth hot
Handsome_face:
u read my mind lmao
Yoongi:
this is dumb
YourHobi:
i agree
new requirement
Joonie:
ha
couple of cowards
YourHobi:
im not a coward,,
its just
not my style
Yoongi:
same
Handsome_face:
yoongi and hobi u guys r gonna make jimin and yugyeom very disappointed bois
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
way to put us on the spot like that jin
Handsome_face:
any time
YourHobi:
[image sent]
this is the closest thing ive got but it doesnt even rly count??
Yugibear:
still hot tho not complaining
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not surprised the world's sofftest shine sprite would have difficulty w/ this
YourHobi:
oh hush u
and what does the gucci model have to counter attack
Yoongi:
im not sending anything
Chocochip_kookie:
then u lose by default
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yooongii cmon
if u dropout then u dont get to spoil me
which is wut u said u wanted
Joonie:
thats what he chose?
wow
Yoongi:
remember that one time i told u to stfu
Joonie:
ur repetitive threats r getting boring come up w/ some new ones
Yoongi:
dont tell me what to do
also
im dropping out so wtvr
Joonie:
no yoongi not yet
quick question jungkook since ur the one whose idea this was
is yoongi allowed to phone a friend 4 help
Chocochip_kookie:
is that code for "can i expose him"
Joonie:
yeah
Chocochip_kookie:
yes its allowed
Yoongi:
joon could u leave me alone for once in ur life
Joonie:
[image sent]
Handsome_face:
ooh the angle tho
Taetae:
i LUV WHAT UR WEARING
Joonie:
[image sent]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi
Yoongi:
ignore those
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
You're so freaking hot.
Chocochip_kookie:
whoa a fully punctuated sentence this is crazy
Joonie:
[image sent]
oops i guess this one's more pretty than hot but oh well
[image sent]
oops haha thats not a selca thats from one of the photoshoots yoongi did for his aunt haha how did that get in there haha
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Yoongi
Yoongi:
..what
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
You really are the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on.
And don't you ever argue with me, do you understand?
Yoongi:
uh
okay
YourHobi:
omF jimin got bold all of a sudden
ok i hereby forfeit
yoongi wins the selca war
Joonie:
ur welcome yoongs <3
Yoongi:
stop exisiting
Joonie:
aw
thats a new one