[yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
look tae im just saying one sec im walking up to yoongi to say hi and the next thing i know he's french kissing me what was i supposed to do be calm
Chocochip_kookie:
jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ur not tae
oh
oh this
this is
the group chat
oh
okay then
let me just
casually
delete myself from existence
if you'll excuse me
Blue_ribbon_mochi has left yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps
YourHobi:
HE WHAT LMAO
WILD
Taetae:
jIMINIE OH NO
Taetae has added Blue_ribbon_mochi to yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps
Blue_ribbon_mochi has left yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps
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Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LEAVE ME ALONE
YourHobi:
WE COULD BUT NAH FAM
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YALL THE MEANEST
ALSO WHY IS THIS STILL THE GC NAME
Chocochip_kookie:
bcuz it's beautiful and also for the obvious reason that no one has changed it yet
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tAE THIS IS UR FAULT
Taetae:
MY FAULT HOW IS IT MY FAULT I JUST ASKED HOW UR NEW YEAR'S WENT
UR THE ONE WHO CLICKED ON THE WRONG CONTACT
BUT ALSO OMF R U SRS JIMIN
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM NOT TALKING TO U
AND IF U GUYS WONT LET ME LEAVE THE CHAT I'LL JUST MUTE IT
YourHobi:
NO JIMIN DONT GO WE NEED DETAILS LMFAO
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO U DONT U WEIRDO
YourHobi:
LOOK I HAD TO SPEND THE NEW YEARS ALONE LET ME HAVE SMTH
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wait u spent the holiday alone??
YourHobi:
yes
yes i did
Chocochip_kookie:
no u didnt hoseok, tae invited u over to join us in babysitting and we all played scrabble and monopoly junior with the kids and Tae got angry cuz he lost to a four year old and he flipped the board both times and u scolded him remember
YourHobi:
thx jungkook i know i was just trying to earn jimin's sympathy so he'd spill
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NICE TRY
Chocochip_kookie:
y dont we just ask yoongi
YourHobi:
yeah rite like he'd ever tell us,,
Chocochip_kookie:
mm
gonna spam anyway
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HES PROBABLY SLEEPIGN LEAVE HIM ALOEN,,
Chocochip_kookie:
but thats boring tho
@Yoongi
@Yoongi
Taetae:
JUNKOOK PLS FOR JIMIN'S SAKE
IF U LOVE ME YOUD SPARE HIM
Chocochip_kookie:
dont u wanna hear yoongi's side of the story tho
Taetae:
well I mean
.
.
.
yeh I do
.
.
.
@Yoongi
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE RLY
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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
Yoongi:
will u stop spamming me
I know it's u
Joonie:
idk wut ur talking about
I'm talking with Jin rn
Yoongi:
is that so
Joonie:
yeh so someone else be spamming ya
Yoongi:
go find out for me will u
I don't wanna check
Joonie:
lazy bum lmao what're u even doing
Yoongi:
I'm about to sleep
so I'm gonna mute the chat
cuz it's probably nth important
Joonie:
but what if it is important
what if Jimin's tryna getcho attention
Yoongi:
then he could just text me not the gc
ah
ok I think he just messaged me
Joonie:
there ya go
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[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
just mute the gc and go to sleep Yoongi
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[yoongi wants to feel jimin's biceps]
Yoongi:
y r u guys all spamming me
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
YOONGI Y
YourHobi:
THERE HE IS
so Yoongi no reason I'm asking but how was ur new year's
Yoongi:
fantastic
Chocochip_kookie:
yeah I'll bet it was
;)
Taetae:
:)
*;)
YourHobi:
;) ;) ;) ;)
Yoongi:
what's up w/ u guys
wait
jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
IM SRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Yoongi:
did u tell them
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LIKE I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
IMSRYRUMAD
Yoongi:
no I'm not mad
I've no reason to be mad
what r they gonna do with this information anyway
YourHobi:
why, hold it against u of course
Yoongi:
good for u
why hasn't this group chat name been changed yet btw
YourHobi:
aw cmon I was hoping for a better reaction from u...
Yoongi:
oh excuse me how did u want me to react
NO PLS JUST FORGET JIMIN SAID ANYTHING, ILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE U NEVER BRING THIS UP AGAIN OMF I AM SO EMBARRASSED
YourHobi:
YEAH JUST LIKE THAT LMFAO
Taetae:
BRB CRYING
also I'll change the chat name dw Yoongi
Taetae has renamed the chat new year same pimps
Chocochip_kookie:
Tae
u don't know what a pimp is do u
Taetae:
it's like a synonym for homie rite
all my pimps
Chocochip_kookie:
no Tae...
YourHobi has renamed the chat new year same crackheads
Yoongi:
now this is an accurate name
excluding me naturally
YourHobi:
no ur a crackhead 2
Yoongi:
excuse u
YourHobi:
it true tho
Yoongi:
no
Chocochip_kookie:
so then Yoongi
now that u and Jimin r both here
Yoongi:
what is there to tell
I kissed him
Taetae:
with tongue
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE PLS U WERE DEFENDING ME A MINUTE AGO
Taetae:
new year new me
YourHobi:
I though u said new year same crackhead
Taetae:
tru
anyways yoongles
Chocochip_kookie:
yes yoongles tell us the story
Yoongi:
didn't Jimin already tell it to u
Taetae:
nah he was vry brief about it he was just like "yah he kissed me with tongue and it was amazing"
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I DID NOT SAY THAT LAST PART SHUT UP
Yoongi:
wait so u didn't like it?
I'm sorry Jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHAT WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING
YourHobi:
LMAO IM GETTING POPCORN THIS IS TQD
Taetae:
TQD?
YourHobi:
top quality drama
Taetae:
ahh
YourHobi:
anYway rESUME SPEAKING YOONGLES AND JIMINIE
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OH SHUT UP HOBI IM SO DONE W/U
Yoongi:
but jimin rly tho
did u
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
DO WE HAV TO DISCUSS THIS HERE
Yoongi:
well i mean we're already here
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE COULD SWITCH OVER TO OUR PRIVATE CHAT
Yoongi:
too lazy
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yOoNGi pLS
Chocochip_kookie:
look jimin it's a simple yes or no answer
well unless u wanted to go into detail
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aBSOLUTELY NO U PERV
Chocochip_kookie:
hey im not a perv
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WTVR U SAY
Yoongi:
jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi sweetheart u sound awfully tired i think u should get some sleepy sleep now
Yoongi:
aw
'sweetheart'
thats cute
so the question
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tHE YOONGI I KNEW WOULDNT BE PRESSURING ME LIKE THIS
Yoongi:
oh im not pressuring u jimin dont make me sound like such a bad person
and we're all friends here rite
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WUT DO U WANT ME TO SAY
YourHobi:
yes or no jiminiiiie
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
FINE
YES
YES I DID LIKE IT
A LOT
OK
R U ALL HAPPY
Yoongi:
[image sent]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i
am going to cri
Yoongi:
good night jimin
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oh stop it u