[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
Joonie:
yo yo how u doing yoongs
Yoongi:
y do u ask all of a sudden
Joonie:
it's new year's eve that's y
u ready?
Yoongi:
no
unless u mean ready to suffer
in which case it's a big fat yes
Joonie:
yoongs pls with jimin there i'm sure time will just fly by and you'll be like oh i wish the night wasn't over so soon...
Yoongi:
sometimes i wonder about the things that go on inside ur head
Joonie:
sounds like an insult but i'm gonna pretend it's not lmao
anywayy
have u talked with jimin yet
like about what ur doing
u usually go over to ur aunt's and arrive at the party together w/ her so r u gonna have him go w/u or w/ jin and i
Yoongi:
idk...
idk if he'd want the attention that comes with stepping out of the same car as Min Sunggi...
so i might have him go with u and jin...
ugh i dont know tho..
Joonie:
just ask him, man
Yoongi:
dont wanna
Joonie:
wtf u r a child lmao
fine i'll ask him
Yoongi:
no
don't talk to him
Joonie:
meanie
i'm doing it anyway lolol
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[Namjoon and Jimin private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOON I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM
Joonie:
well this was unexpected
ok then jimin whats ur problem?
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I PROMISED I WOULD BABYSIT MY COUSINS
OMF IM SO MAD AT MYSELF I SWEAR I THOUGHT I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED
IN MY DEFENSE I WAS ASKED LIKE A MONTH AGO SO IT SLIPPED MY MIND BUT JUST THIS MORNING I GOT A CALL AND I WAS LIKE WTF I FORGAJKDJG
Joonie:
jimin just calm down ok
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO I CANT I FEEL SO BAD
I TOLD YOONGI I'D BE THERE
AND I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT 2
AND I DONT HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM
UGH THIS SUCKS
Joonie:
jimin, if u would just calmly explain the situation to yoongi
im sure he'd understand
i mean
he'll be heartbroken
but listen he's a drama queen don't feel so guilty
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tOO LATE
UUUUGHHGAJSKG
(ಥ﹏ಥ)
oK,,
i'll tell him
...i mean i kinda have to...
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[Jimin and Yoongi private chat]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi...
Yoongi:
hey whats up
ah, b4 u say anything do u think you'll be ready by five
that's typically when i go over to my aunt's
unless u don't wanna arrive to the party in an expensive car and exit said car only to be greeted by a bunch of strangers and more than likely some obnoxious photographers who unfortunately are my aunt's good friends
in which case ur other option is going with namjoon and jin
wtvr u prefer
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yoongi im sorry...
Yoongi:
y whats wrong
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im so sorry, i told u i didnt have plans
but i totally forgot, i owe some relatives a huge favor, and i told them a little while ago that i would babysit for them on new year's eve...
im sorry, i cant believe i didnt remember until now
pls dont be mad yoongi...
(ノ_<、)
Yoongi:
oh
im not mad jimin...
its ok, dont be mad at urself
i'll be fine
somehow
i mean i've survived many years now
i guess i can do it again
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(｡•́︿•̀｡)
Yoongi:
well
i gotta go finish getting ready so
i'll
talk to u later i guess
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
right
bye yoongi...
Yoongi:
bye
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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]
Yoongi:
gr8
this is just gr8
the only reason i was actually looking forward to it just a tad
gone
jimin can't go, joon
Joonie:
i know, he just told me
Yoongi:
it sucks
what am i supposed to do now
Joonie:
yoongs, look, im sorry about it 2 ok
but just
try? to enjoy urself?
i know thats gonna be near impossible but like
dont let this ruin ur entire day, ok?
i know jimin's upset about it 2
so just try
Yoongi:
u cant make me
u cant make me do anything
i'll just curl up into a ball here and stay
u and seokjin can send my aunt my sincerest apologies
Joonie:
or
better plan
u go and hav fun with jin & me
Yoongi:
or
better plan
i dont
Joonie:
what if i promised u at least one good thing would happen
Yoongi:
u cant promise that tho
Joonie:
yeah well i can have blind faith ok
so we'll make a deal
one good thing will happen, and you'll find one reason to be glad u went
Yoongi:
or?
what happens if ur wrong and i end up regretting it more than anything
Joonie:
then i'll let u punch me in the face
Yoongi:
as tempting as that sounds, no
Joonie:
fine then i'll let u spank me
Yoongi:
wtf
do u think ur funny
Joonie:
i do yeah
ok ok well then i'll humble myself and accept an "i told u so"
cuz i know how much u love to say that to me
Yoongi:
treat me to coffee 2 and we have a deal
Joonie:
wow you'll actually let me treat u to smth?
not that i expect to lose the bet or anything but still
Yoongi:
ur an absolute idiot if you don't think i'll be ten times more miserable than normal at the party
Joonie:
oh lighten up yoongs
don't u think jimin would want u to enjoy urself and be happy?
Yoongi:
no don't bring jimin into this
Joonie:
smh
poor jimin...and he already feels so bad about not going, and now he'll learn that u also spent the night moping and sulking instead of having at least a little bit of fun...
im sure it'll break his little angel heart...
Yoongi:
u don't have one kind bone in ur body, do u
Joonie:
says the one who threatens to kill me everyday
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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]
Yoongi:
i'll miss u every second
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
[video sent]
REAL FOOTAGE OF ME FEELING EMO
Yoongi:
no dont look sad send me smth happy
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nO I DONT WANNA SMILE I WANNA BE W/ U
Yoongi:
...
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[Yoongi and Taehyung private chat]
Yoongi:
hey taehyung listen i know ur probably busy making bad choices but could i ask u to send me a pic of jimin he's being stubborn rn
Taetae:
ok first of all savage lmao
and sUre of course,,
[image sent]
low quality but look at 'im smiel
[video sent]
better quality, same quality smile
Yoongi:
thanks
Taetae:
ur welcome yoongi,,
bros gotta look out for each other
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[Yoongi and Jimin private chat]
Yoongi:
back to what i was saying
i'll miss u
i rly gotta go tho
so bye for now
i love you
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ILOVEYOUTOO'KBYE
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[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]
Yoongi:
it's gonna be a long night