[mystery gang]
Handsome_face:
u guys I'm fkvkn roaring u wanna know what Namjoon just texted me
YourHobi:
lmao what
Handsome_face:
it was autocorrected obvs but I'm still crying
"I'm probably going to end up marinating u someday"
now either he was trying to say smth rly sweet but messed up or he's a cannibal and he waited till now to tell me
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
OMF I CANT BREATHEDASKF
Yoongi:
no I can confirm he is a cannibal
Handsome_face:
dang
can I at least choose what I'm marinated in
Joonie:
sure
steak and chop or Hawaiian
Handsome_face:
Hawaiian pls
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS CRYINF
Taetae:
I JUST TUNED IN BUT NOW SAME
Yugibear:
WHOS GETTING MARINATED
Taetae:
JIN
Yugibear:
CONGRATULATIONS?? I GUESS
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WHERES KOOK LMAO
Chocochip_kookie:
I'm at starbies what's up
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOONS GONNA MARINATE JIN
Chocochip_kookie:
ew gross
I'm tryna drink my frappe don't ruin my appetite
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
LMAO
Taetae:
ur at starbies and u didn't invite me??
YourHobi:
shame on u kook u know how much u bf likes starbies
Chocochip_kookie:
Tae r u free
Taetae:
depends
Chocochip_kookie:
depends on what, Tae?
Taetae:
would I be interrupting anything by joining
Chocochip_kookie:
the only thing u would be interrupting is my boring morning and that's more than fine
so pls join me we can make out and gross out the grouchy Starbucks worker who sassed me
Taetae:
omf yes
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
couple goals
YourHobi:
r u implying u want to do that jimin
@Yoongi
Handsome_face:
lmao
@Yoongi
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
when will u ppl let me rest
Chocochip_kookie:
never
@Yoongi
Yugibear:
lmao I wanna join
@Yoongi
Yoongi:
u guys I'm literally right here u don't have to @ me
Handsome_face:
but it's fun
@Yoongi
Yoongi:
aren't u late for a marination
@Handsome_face
Joonie:
lmao
no we're gonna hold off the marinating at least for a little while
Handsome_face:
yes by then I will become the ultimate snacc
jk I'm already the ultimate snacc
YourHobi:
r u saying u want him to marinate u now
Handsome_face:
he can marinate me whenever he wants
Chocochip_kookie:
ok I'm starting to get a little weirded out
Taetae:
what's wrong w/ a couple of dudes talking about getting marinated
Yoongi:
ok I'm kinda weirded out 2 now
bye everyone
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw no Yoongi don't leave
Yoongi:
oh no here I go
already leaving
YourHobi:
and where r u going so early in the morning
Yoongi:
depends
jimin did u eat breakfast yet
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I just took a bite out of my bagel
Yoongi:
oh
nvm then
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
...it was a small bite
I'm putting the bagel down
Taetae:
lmfao jiminie
Chocochip_kookie:
tae where r u I thought u were joining me at starbies
Taetae:
oh I'm on my way there now
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae don't use ur phone while ur walking it's dangerous
Taetae:
I like living life on the edge
u see just now
just now I almost ran into an old man bcuz i was looking down at my phone
I apologized
but I feel exhilarated
Chocochip_kookie:
wow my boyfriend is such a daredevil I'm like ten times more attracted to u now
Taetae:
RLY
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no Jungkook don't encourage him he'll try crossing the street w/o looking both ways or smth
Taetae:
GOOD IDEA
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO
Chocochip_kookie:
Tae if u do smth reckless like that I'll never kiss u again
Taetae:
BAD IDEA
okay I'm putting my phone away...
Chocochip_kookie:
ty Tae
YourHobi:
a whipped boi
*
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[mystery gang]
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
*happens to see tae and jungkook as they're leaving starbucks*
"quick do smth cute"
[video sent]
u guys r a little too cute and ngl it makes me kinda mad
YourHobi:
wow just look at kook's smile lmao
das a happi boi™
Yugibear:
AWW (ﾉ'ヮ')ﾉ*: ･ﾟ
Handsome_face:
dang im kinda mad now 2
who gave them the right
YourHobi:
let's go out into the streets and riot
Yoongi:
too lazy
YourHobi:
fine we'll stand outside the dorm building and hold up signs
Yoongi:
too lazy
YourHobi:
fine we'll sit in our lazy chairs and moderately yell
Yoongi:
i can manage that
wait i don't have a lazy chair
Joonie:
everything u sit on becomes a lazy chair
Handsome_face:
real tears
Chocochip_kookie:
does that make Jimin a lazy chair
Handsome_face:
REAL. TEARS.
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JUNGKSOKKG
YOONGI DOES NOT SIT ON ME
Yoongi:
I don't sit on him...
Joonie:
yeah lmao you'd crush the poor mochi
Yoongi:
r u calling me fat
Joonie:
nah my dude all ur weight comes from pure muscle
Yoongi:
hilarious
Chocochip_kookie:
yoongi r u also secretly gi joe
Yoongi:
gi no
Joonie:
omf i think it just made a joke
Yoongi:
it?
Handsome_face:
IT
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
CMON YOONGI'S NOT AN IT
Joonie:
[image sent]
aw but just look at how cute it is,,
Blue_ribbon_mochi:
adorable... ('｡• ᵕ •｡') ♡
bUT STILL NOT AN IT
Taetae:
hi im here after a phone call with my mom that lasted longer than it should have lmao
whats that blurry thing in the picture is that like a corn chip someone threw in front of ur phone while u were taking the picture
Chocochip_kookie:
a corn chip