Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOO...

By Nman1234

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What happens when Percy Jackson meets his worst opponent yet! The one and only, Facebook! -I'm not very good... More

Percy Jackson meets...FACEBOOK!!!
Percy finally joins Facebook
What does the Fox Say
Percabeth GoNe!!! (ONLY FOR A SHORT TIME)
Percabeth Back Together
........
AWKO TACO
Reyna and Leo are through.....and many other weird things
DAM EBAY
The results!
Rude....BY MAGIC!!! And... Mission Torture Jason
Sorry
The gods as KIDS!!!???!!! AND HACKED?
Introducing!!!
Sorry...
Percy and his many loves & Superheroes!
Happy Birthday!
Sorry or not
FYI
Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
BoO
Wedding (not who you expect it to be)
The Wedding!
Halloween
Sweet, Sweet Revenge
Happy Birthday Hazel!
Happy holidays
Hazel's birthday...and some other random stuff
Happy New Year!
More Dreams...
Random Stuff
Diary???
Percy Jackson Movie and DONUTS!
How Jasper/Jiper was created
FYI
PUNNY CHAPTER
The Fandom Attacks
Randomness
More Randomness
PERCY JACKSON GREEK HEROES
Video Games
Author's Note
Random Stuff Again
1st day of Christmas
2nd day of Christmas
4th day of Christmas
5th day of Christmas
6th day of Chrismas
7th day of Christmas
8th day of Christmas
9th day of Chrismas
10th day of Chrismas
11th day of Christmas
12th day of Chrismas
Christmas Special? (A little late xD)
Random Chapter that I can't think of a good name for...
Announcement
*Announcement*
It's a Real Chapter! Finally!!!
Announcement again...
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Lucky Winners
Questions
Special Chapter
God/Demigod Battles
Truth or Dare
Truth or Dare with the Demigods!!!
Tagged
Scrapbook
Tagged...Again xD
Where's Percy
Pets
The Battle
After the Pet Revolution
PokΓ©mon Go
A/N
Thanksgiving
No clue...
***Announcement***
A Chapter for the Minor Characters (At least in this Facebook book)
...Shhhhh...
Totally Not Part 2 Of The Black Mail Box
I'M BACK
Game???
Game.
1st Battle!
2nd Battle!
3rd Battle!
4th Battle
5th Battle
6th Battle
7th Battle
Winner...
Love is in the Air
Percy Jackson x Avatar

New campers

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By Nman1234

Hope you guys like the chapter!

Chiron: Guess what! There are two new campers!

Percy: Who?

Chiron: Katrisse Hunter daughter of Poseidon.

Percy: SWEET! I gotta sister!

Nico: 0-0

Katrisse Hunter: what's wrong with him

Aphrodite: A New SHIP!!!

Katrisse Hunter: 0-0

Nico: 0-0

Chiron: And Cassidy Lyn aka Cass daughter of Apollo.

Leo: Cassidy!

Cassidy Lyn: Leo you are a demigod!

Annabeth: you two know each other?

Leo: we went to the same orphanage before going to a foster home.

Cassidy Lyn: Ahhhh, those were good times.

Leo: such a small world.

Hazel: Well, welcome to the camp!

*Kronos uses a time skip!*

Leo: That was awesome!

Cassidy Lyn: I know right!

Percy Jackson: what did u do!

Leo: not spray paint all the cabins...

Nico: And me and Katrisse did not record Chiron singing in the shower...

Katrisse Hunter: nope...You"ll never take me alive! *runs off*

Cassidy Lyn: *runs off*

Nico: ... *runs off*

Leo: THiS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!! *runs off*

Percy: What is wrong with them...

*Kronos uses a time skip*

Percy: Fantastic Four is the best superhero team!

Leo: Flame On!

Annabeth: No! The avengers are the best!

Piper: I totally agree, Annabeth!

Jason: Justice League all the way!

Frank: Justice League!

Hazel: Avengers!

Reyna: Fantastic Four!

Octavian: Justice League!

EVERYONE HAS LOGGED OFF, AND BLOCKED OCTAVIAN.

Cops: Percy Jackson.

Percy Jackson: yes?

Cops: You are under arrest.

Percy Jackson: What did I do!

Annabeth: what he'd do this time!

Cops: He stole a painting from New York museum.

Percy Jackson: NOO! I didn't do it this time!

Katrisse Hunter: This time?

Percy Jackson: it's a long story.

Cops: *handcuffs Percy*

Annabeth: Don't worry Percy! Ill find a way to save you!

Cassidy Lyn: Don't worry Percy!

***MISSION SAVE PERCY***

Percy: HELP ME!!!

Cassidy Lyn: I thought you were in prison!

Percy: Turns out Prison has really good wifi.

Katrisse Hunter: *facepalm*

Octavian: I know.

Leo: How do you know that?

Octavian: I've been to tons of prisons. Mall prisons, prisons in California, Michigan, Nevada, China, Japan, Texas, Louisiana, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, South Carolina, and i'm wanted in a few cities in Mexico.

Leo: ...

Annabeth: Why are we on facebook while we are rescuing Percy?

Cassidy Lyn: Its fun.

Katrisse Hunter: *uses water to rust the metal bars to Percy's cage*

Cassidy Lyn: *breaks bars*

Percy: *sneaks out*

Annabeth: *checks perimeter*

Leo: *sneaks Percy out*

Leo and Annabeth: *Hack into Police headquarters and eliminate all files of Percy being arrested and replaces all files of Percy to Octivians*

Everyone: *sneaks out*

*Kronos uses a time skip*

Octavian: Why was I just arrested for stealing a painting and breaking out of prison? 

Leo and Annabeth: We have no idea...

Buford: LOL! Octavian is being arrested!

Blackjack: OMG!!! THIS IS HILLARIOUS!

Percy: Who gave them a facebook!?!

Katrisse Hunter and Cassidy Lyn: ......not us........Leo did it...

Percy: LEO!!!!

Leo: What?

*Kronos uses a time skip*

Leo: #bored!

Percy: Wanna play the celebrity game?!?!

Human Torch: I'm ready!

James Bond: Same!

Tony Stark: Im ready, Promotion, I'm ready, Promotion (anybody get this reference)

Dylan Sprouse: Same

Cole Sprouse: Ready

Taylor Swift: Same

Megan Fox: Ready!

Selena Gomez: Same!

Johnny Depp: Same

Elsa (frozen): Ready!

Anna (frozen): Ready!

James Bond: Dylan Sprouse is Travis and Cole Sprouse is Connor

Dylan Sprouse: DANG IT!

Cole Sprouse: Nope

Dylan Sprouse (travis): Connor you promised!

Taylor Swift: I still think that Cole is Connor.

Johnny Depp: Taylor Swift is Annabeth!

Taylor Swift (annabeth): DANG IT!!!

Elsa: Two down

James Bond: Elsa is Hazel, and Anna is Frank

Elsa (hazel): How did you know!

James Bond: U used two not 2. And Frank would obviously follow you.

Anna: (frank): Dang it...

Johnny Depp: Human Torch is Leo.

Human Torch (leo):...

Tony Stark: Johnny Depp has to be Jason. Percy's too smart to be Johnny Depp.

James Bond: Tony Stark is Percy!

Tony Stark (percy): How did you know?

James Bond: Percy, smart, Percy, smart. Connect the dots

Tony Stark (percy): :-(

James Bond: Megan Fox is Katrisse and Selena Gomez is Cassidy

Megan Fox (katrisse): No fair! Connor, u came into my cabin!

Selena Gomez (cassidy): He did the same to me!

Cole Sprouse: James Bond is Connor

James Bond (connor): :-(

Cole Sprouse: AND I'm PIPER!!!

Jason: PIPER! WHEN DID PIPER BECOME A WINNER!!!

Piper: 0-0

Jason:0-0 YOU HEARD NOTHING!

Annabeth: Actually we heard nothing, but we read something.

Octavian: Guys i'm still in jail! Somebody come save me!

Cricket: *chirp, chirp*

Octavian: Reyna?

Reyna: This line has been disconnected.

Octavian: Annabeth?

Annabeth: Please leave a message after the beep.......

Octavian: Piper?

Piper: Piper has died.

Octavian: Hazel?

Hazel: Hazel can't respond because she hates you.

Octavian: Who else is there? Percy, nope. Jason, nope. Leo, nope. Rachel, nope. Nico, nope. Looks like im trapped here.

Cassidy Lyn: Yep

Katrisse Hunter: trapped. 

Octavian: LIVING LIFE FORMS!!! *creepy voice* Do you have any stuffed animals? *creepy voice*

Cassidy Lyn: Cassidy has recently passed away away

Katrisse Hunter: Katrisse Hunter has moved to a different country, got a new cell phone number, a new email, a new house, everything is new, so there is no way to contact her.

Cassidy Lyn: *whispers* nice! *whispers*

Katrisse Hunter: *whispers* thanks *whispers*

Everyone has logged off

Octavian: I'm still in jail...

HOW WAS THAT GUYS! LIKED IT? THERES STILL ONE CHARACTER LEFT! THE QUESTIONS ARE IN THE CHAPTER: NEW CHARACTERS. YOU HAVE TILL AUGUST 25TH! COMMENT VOTE, AND FOLLOW! THERE ARE TWO NEW CHARACTERS! 

*RANDOM QUESTION*

WHAT ANIMAL IN THE CHINESE ZODIAC ARE YOU?

IM A SNAKE! 

*RANDOM TRIVIA*

WHO SAID THESE QUOTES!

- "WHY ARE YOU TAKING OFF YOUR PANTS"

- "YES, BOY, YOU SEE, BIANCA DI ANGELO IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH AN ANNOYING BROTHER. ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MEET MY IRRESPONSIBLE TWIN, APOLLO.

-PERCY, I SAID HELLO TO THE POODLE. YOU SAY HELLO TO THE POODLE.

I WILL TRY UPDATING SOON!

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