Hello everyone! Guess what? 10K Special!!! This is set in the teen years, just to change it up a bit! I really hope you like it! -MWR
*Note: MH: Molly Hooper
MyH : Mycroft Holmes
Ok students, for are new project, as you already know, we are doing a project where a group of 6 student that I have chosen will have a completely honest conversation with no adult supervision at all. We are mostly doing this as a joke for the end of the year as it was suggested by a student who chose to remain anonymous. For those less social I hope this will help you interact with a group in a non-sociable way, which, I hope, will help you to do it in a sociable way. Those who are social, please give the non-social people a chance. Have fun and good luck. Everyone has to participate actively or else points I'll be marked off. - Mrs H
Marked off what? -GL
I wonder who suggested it? -JW
I think it was just Mrs. Hudson not wanting to work today and thought I'd be funny to read these after -MM
I wouldn't be surprised -GL
So we have to talk? -MH
Unfortunately so -SH
Did I have to get stuck with the biggest group of losers? -IA
Except for you Sherlock, brainy is definitely the new sexy -IA
Offended Irene, I might tell Jim to stop "helping" you out -SM
God, Irene, if your going to flirt, wait till your alone -MM
At least I can flirt -IA
Girls, chill out -GL
Shut up -IA
Just stay out of it -JW
Erm, is there a minimal amount of texts we can make? -MH
How'd I get stuck with her -IA
Her name's Molly -SH
That's my friend your taking about! Be glad your on the other side of the room or else I swear to God... -MM
Are you threatening me Morstan? -IA
Now lady's... -GL
Don't even bother -JW
Gavin, just stay out of it -SH
It's Greg Sherlock -MH
Whatever -SH
What the hell is going on? -SM
Sherlock, I was wondering what you're doing for the dance? -IA
Oh, just shut up Irene! -MM
'Cause I'll definitely listen to you -IA
Hey! That's my sister! -SM
Actually I was inviting someone -SH
What!? -IA
You are? -MM
Really? -JW
Wow -GL
Seriously? -SM
Who? -MH
Someone -SH
Can you at least say gender? -JW
I'm not gay -SH
Age? -GL
15 -SH
Are they in this class? -MM
Yes -SH
Smart? -SM
Smart. -SH
Are they in this conversation? -IA
Well? -IA
Yes -SH
I knew it! I knew it was me! -IA
Not necessarily -GL
Of course it's me! -IA
Well, it's not Mary cause she's going with John, it's not you cause your annoying... -GL
Hey! -IA
Oh my God, Greg your right! -JW
Not surprised really. -SM
It's so Molly -MM
What? No way! That loser? -IA
Where is Molly any way? -GL
She's reading a book -SH
Oh My God you were staring at her! -MM
No! -SH
Sebastian, get her on here, she's in front of you -JW
It's not Molly Hooper! -IA
It's not me what? -MH
Are you going to the dance? -GL
I don't think so -MH
To bad Sherlock was going to ask you -JM
What?! -SH
What?! -MH
What?! -IA
How'd he get on here anyway? -JW
Sebby invited me -JM
So you to finally started dating? -MM
Yeah sis, we did -SM
Took you long enough. You should have seen the diary entries -MM
Mary! -SM
So there is going to be a few gay couples this year then. More then last year, anyway -MH
What do you mean? -JW
Well, these two, and then Greg -MH
Oh, he and Mycroft finally hook up? -MM
Sherlock! -MyH
How'd you get here? -SH
Hacked, easy -MyH
You told them! -GL
It was obvious any way. -SH
Ok, back up. Re-reading what I missed, Sherlock is asking someone to the dance?! -MH
Oh, finally owning up to your crush? -MyH
Shut up -SH
Yeah, he's asking me, so don't get any ideas Hooper -IA
Didn't have any -MH
Sorry, Miss Adler, he's asking Molly -MyH
Yeah -GL
Definitely -JW
No doubt about it -MM
None -SM
Sorry -JM
No! -IA
I don't think so guys... -MH
How about we actually ask him? -JW
So Sherlock? Irene or Molly? -MM
Well at least I didn't spy on my crush like Mycroft! -SH
What?! -GL
Seriously Mycroft? -JW
That's a bit weird -MM
Stop changing the subject! Who is it! -IA
Mary used to shop lift! -SH
Mary! -JW
Sherlock! -MM
You promised you wouldn't say anything! -MM
Hey! That's my little sister's personal business! -SM
STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT -IA
Irene had a crush on Kate in 9th Grade! -SH
I knew it! -MM
Sherlock! -IA
What? -JW
whatishappingtothisconversationpleaseleavemeoutofit -SM
Ok, Sherlock is definitely stalling -GL
Your just getting that now? -JM
Your all just a bunch of pointless goldfish... -MyH
Hey! -GL
Sorry Gregory, you know me and human interaction -MyH
Ok. I don't care that Lestrade and Mycroft are dating (but so obvious). I don't care if Jim Moriarty and Sebastian Moran/Morstan are dating (even more obvious). I don't care if Mycroft spies on Greg (but it is a bit weird). I don't care if Mary shoplifted (it's fine, half the people here have committed a crime). I don't care if Irene had a crush on Kate in 9th grade (not very surprising). And I sure as hell don't care if Sherlock Holmes takes Irene Adler to the dance! Can you all just stop fighting! -MH
Well someone has childhood issues. -IA
Ok that's it! -MH
Sebby, what's happening? I'm in mathematics right now, so I can't see the drama -JM
Well, Molly got up dramatically out of her seat and marched towards Irene. She's now being restrained by Sherlock and Mary and John -SM
And now John's nose is bleeding. -SM
And so is Irene's -SM
Now Molly's -SM
And there goes Sherlock's -SM
Sherlock has managed to calm her down -SM
And now there talking about something romantic like, "I hope you're still going to the dance" "Why?" "Because I think someone wants to ask you" "Oh Ken, your so hot and I love you" "Me to barbie, now let's go down to my dream house in my Corvette" "Oh Ken..." "Shush my love" Then they start making out or whatever -SM
What the hell was that? -JM
I think it was a cross over between Barbie and a Spanish sit-com -SM
So what did they really say? -JM
I don't know, something romantic, then they started to make out, and then Irene slapped Sherlock, Molly slapped Irene now Mrs. Hudson has stepped into the room. And that is the fastest I have seen human beings move. Like, the door opened an inch and boom, everyone in there seats -SM
Huh. So you can still come for tonight? -JM
My boyfriend brings me to a Green Day concert? Never -SM
But I thought they were your favorite? :'( -JM
Kidding -SM
Aww, Tiger, love you -JM
See you tonight -SM
... -GL
I'm still here -GL
Of course you are Gregory -MyH
So... my parents are away this weekend... -GL
Oh alright fine, I'll come over to keep you company -MyH
Thanks :) -GL
But we're not watching Independence day again -MyH
Awwwwwww -GL
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Prom had come and it all eventually worked out. Molly did go with Sherlock, though it did involve almost fainting, a whack in the face with a pillow, Mary giving Molly a pep talk before the two plus Sherlock and John went out to dinner, then almost fainting in the restaurant bathroom again. It did work out though, Greg convinced Mycroft to come, it took a kiss on the cheek and a new umbrella. Jim and Sebastian left early to make out in Sebastian's car, Irene ended up going with Kate, who had a crush on her to, which was good because she didn't bother Sherlock or Molly at all. John and Mary had to go home a bit early because Mary got into a fight with someone who insulted her brother over being gay and almost knocking him out. Molly discovered that Sherlock was a great dancer and she was terrible. A quick 5 minute lesson fixed that. The two danced mostly until at the very end when at least two people had there first kiss.
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And that my 10K (now I have 11K) Special! I hope you all liked, laughed and enjoyed that one. I think it's my longest and it was one of my favorites to write. I love you all, (and I'm dedicating it to myself because I feel I deserve it even though it is super self-centered) - Iris L.