@hazosterfield
they're no fun at all
tagged tomholland2013 damnaris
566,825 likes
4,810 comments
username: they look like the perfect family, i cried
username: and now, all they need is a child username
username: tarisa can sign my adoption papers username
tomholland2013: you're the one who told us to stop fooling around, so i don't really get what you want??
hazosterfield: by stop fooling around, i meant stop being the disgusting couple that you two are tomholland2013
username: i think haz is just feeling a little lonely
username: petition to bring gwen back to haz
gwenmiller: listen, i love tarisa with all my heart, that ship is my child but for my boyfriend's sanity, i hope that you both are NOT SHAGGING damnaris tomholland2013
damnaris: did you just call haz your boyfriend? i know you two shag but like—?? gwenmiller
tomholland2013: why were we not aware of this?? gwenmiller hazosterfield
username: omg harwen and tarisa are both sailing
username: LITERALLY TWO OF MY OTPS I—
gwenmiller: oh won't you look at that, it's time for me to feed my little sister!
damnaris: but you don't have a little sister?? gwenmiller
hazosterfield: ABORT MISSION! THE ZONE HAS BEEN BOMBED AND WE MUST EVACUATE
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@damnaris
the camera doesn't focus on the fakes
tagged tomholland2013
801, 205 likes
6,810 comments
username: i feel like something happened here
username: oh no
username: wHaTs GoInG oN
hazosterfield: tom and arisa aren't talking to each other, that's what's going on username
username: um what?
damnaris: haz said that we were no fun so to prove him otherwise, we played a few video games. i won, obviously, but tom does not like losing at all so he played the game while i had to do something quickly just so he could get ahead of me. to summarize, thomas stanley holland is a sore loser and a cheater. that's it username
username: i- are we all sure that they're actual adults and not a bunch of five year olds?
username: oh my god, our otp are childRen
tomholland2013: i did no such thing damnaris
damnaris: i DiD nO sUcH tHinG
tomholland2013: you ate my croissant so technically, you deserved it damnaris
username: tOM AND HIS QUACKSONS
damnaris: you said i could have it, you crackheaded dipshit tomholland2013
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