dumbrat: hey munchkin
yoongi: seriously, you're bad at nicknames
yoongi: stop it
dumbrat: y u so salty
dumbrat: do u have period or sum coz
yoongi: does guys get menstruation? :)
yoongi: last time i checked, male doesn't have a vagina therefore can't produce egg cells
dumbrat: can u throw that fkn attitude out ur window
yoongi: im lazy~
yoongi: also says u
dumbrat: huh?
read.
dumbrat: pfft
dumbrat: anw, wats my name in ur phone? ;)
yoongi: oof
yoongi: its just jungkook
dumbrat: y dont u put daddy ;/
dumbrat: or u already done that u even lied?;)
yoongi [photo attached]
dumbrat: ok wow ty :)
yoongi: let me guess, my name in your phone is sunbae?
jungkook: almost
yoongi: so it's ahjussi
dumbrat: just being honest
yoongi: fucker, i'll put yours into fetus
dumbrat: then wat nickname should i put? ;)
dumbrat: baby boy?
dumbrat: princess?
dumbrat: lil pumpkin pie my sweet sugar plum?
yoongi: i hate cliché pet names, it's giving me chills
dumbrat: oOOh ;) interesting
dumbrat: aight, ill set it into yoonie
dumbrat [photo attached]
yoongi: cute ig..
dumbrat: yw?♡