Madylen221 asks:
Spy: Do you love Sniper?
Scout: I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
Spy: I don't feel like I should answer zat-
C'mon, Spy, it's fuckin- I mean, frickin obvious.
Spy: Really? Zat obvious!? Merde..
Scout: Awe, sweet, chicken! Sure, just don't forget that bucket o' chicken, sweet cheeks!
GreyFireStrikes Asks:
Medic: How do you feel about the Medic x Sniper fandom? I thought you and Heavy were a thing? What's your dealio? Are y'all poly or something?
Medic: Uh- zhat's a lot in eins Frage.. vell, as for zhe Medic x Sniper fandom, zhe are entitled to zheir opinions.
Me und Herr Heavy are just colleagues, zhough I'd like to be more.
Ah.. vhat's my dealio..? I'm not sure vhat zhat's referring to?
Are ve poly or somezhing..? I'm not sure vhat zhat means..?
The_Dead_Ender asks:
How long have you known about Tf2? How did you find out about it?
I personally knew about it around the time it was first released, though I haven't played it much unfortunately.
I found out about it (again) cause of one of my exes since he played it all the time. He mained Pyro.
Summer Asks:
Engineer: Both Red and Blu. Please tell me your best puns that you didn't find off of the internet. Thank you.
RED Engie: Well, ah know a few. Uh, there's: Ah like to see the beauty overalls those clothes.
BLU Engie: That was a good one.. uhm.. oh, I got one!
R!Engie: Be mah guest.
B!Engie: Astronomers got tired o' watchin' the moon go 'round the Earth fer 24 hours. They called it a day.
R!Engie: Nice one.
B!Engie: Thanks, partner.