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(@niall added @daggerhaz to the chat)
A/N: it's mE
@lewis: vAgInA ??
@daggerhaz: hi louis
@daggerhaz: ur a king
@lewis: i know 😘
@daggerhaz: drag me
@lewis: i won't waste my time dragging the irrelevant
@daggerhaz: the poor*
@lewis: the poor and irrelevant*
@Harry_Styles: treat people with kindness !!!!!
@lewis: ew who would wanna do that
@zayn: idk what kindness is
@lewis: wait why is ur user daggerhaz
@daggerhaz: bc u got the dagger
@lewis: wait how do u know that
@Harry_Styles: ...
@lewis: fuck u hairy
@Harry_Styles:
@Harry_Styles: stick this on my ass
@lewis: ur gross
@lewis: harry buy me new gucci slides
@daggerhaz: no harry buy ME new gucci slides
@lewis: go away
@daggerhaz: am i too poor for u
@lewis: poor isn't part of my vocabulary
@niall:
@niall: this pic says hi
@lewis: where the fuck did you get that
@lewis: was it the twins
@lewis: i told them to stay out of my shit
@niall: daisy says hi
@Harry_Styles: i suddenly no longer know a louis
@lewis: ...
@lewis: i'm no longer speaking to you
@lewis: niall tell harry to choke on xander's dick xoxo
@Harry_Styles: niall tell louis to choke on luke's xoxo
@daggerhaz: who tops
@niall: well judging from this picture...
@niall:
@Harry_Styles: that was from when i was a lesbian. i have grown
@zayn: u still are
@Harry_Styles: that's not what louis says when i fuck him at night . kissy!
@daggerhaz: wHo tOpS
@lewis: is that......a question
@lewis: do you think that man
@lewis: that BOTTOM
@lewis: could top mE
@Harry_Styles: he's lying
@lewis: well you also said you liked girls and we all know how that turned out
@daggerhaz: HARRY DRAG HIM
@Harry_Styles: he's too short to reach my neck
@lewis: that's IT
@lewis: no sex for two days 😤
@lewis: sometimes you gotta be tough ya know
@Harry_Styles: ur bluffing
@lewis: i don't bluff bitch i'm mad serious
@Harry_Styles: you wouldn't last that long
@lewis: "wouldn't last that long" ok bitch let's test that out
@lewis: last time i checked you were begging for this DICK but you didn't hear that from me
@LiamPayne: GASP
@niall:
@Harry_Styles: you can enjoy your hand for a MONTH
@lewis: you can enjoy your fingers for TWO months
@daggerhaz: i just destroyed a marriage
@lewis: i hope ur happy
@daggerhaz: i'll check back in tomorrow
@lewis: i'm going to bed ALONE
@Harry_Styles: go to sleep
@lewis: i threw your favorite blanket away
@Harry_Styles: jokes on you i can buy a new one
@lewis: you can buy a new bed too bc i sure as hell won't be sleeping with you anymore
@zayn: eh give it a week
*one day later*
@lewis: harry will u marry me
@Harry_Styles:
@Harry_Styles: Kissy!
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I HONESTLY LOVED THIS CHAPTER AKCKS
THANKS SADIE AND NAIAH FOR MY INSPIRATION . KISSY !