I know it's nowhere near this time of year, but user19481085 gave me this idea. And just farted.
Who takes you black friday shopping?
Aries: Masky
Taurus: Jane The Killer
Gemini: Laughing Jack
Cancer: Lost Silver
Leo: Judge Angels
Virgo: BEN Drowned
Libra: Kagekao
Scorpio: Dark Link
Sagittarius: Hoodie
Capricorn: Eyeless Jack
Aquarius: Jeff The Killer
Pisces: Nurse Ann