Asanda | Colton
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5:45am
~Incoming call - Chicken🐓~
5:50am
~Incoming call - Chicken🐓~
5:55am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
6:10am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
6:18am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
"WHAT?!"
"Good morning beautiful!"
"Ugh."
*dial tone*
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6:21am
~Incoming call- Chicken🐓~
6:29am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!"
"Geez babe, do you have to shatter my tympanic membrane?"
"Why are you annoying me at such an ungodly hour Colton?"
"I'm annoying you?"
". . . State the reason you called and then leave me to my sleep."
"I wanted to say hi, I missed you."
". . . Go crawl in a hole and leave me alone"
*dial tone*
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6:34am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
"I swear to the mother of all--"
"Oh come on baby girl. I woke up early to take a dump before I thought of you and decided to call the love of my life."
" . . . I'm pretty sure you just covered up an insult with endearment but my tired . . . brain can't process it yet so I'll cuss you out when I'm fully fuctional."
"When will that be?"
"Around 12 in the . . . morning"
"That's noon princess."
"Well noon then, will you let me sleep then?"
"I can't wait until then. Its too far."
*dial tone*
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6:40am
~Incoming call - Chicken 🐓~
"COLTON FOR GOODNESS SAKE LET ME SLEEP!!"
"Princess . . .did you. . .did you just hang up on me?"
"I did . . . Want me to do it again?"
"No."
"Well too bad."
*dial tone*
Guys I love this chapter because I can imagine me doing this to my imaginary boyfriend. I'd definitely be the annoying type. What about you guys?
Also, I haven't forgotten about them meeting, don't worry, they will meet
Written: 16 June 2018
Published: 28 May 2020
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